Reposted by Uncle karlold roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 01/10/2026leaning tower of pizza, quincy, massachusetts, 1984 854590
Uncle karl @kyleprobably.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Choosin Texas is kind of a perfect example of charts brain, like you can point to all the analytics about how big that song is but you can just look around at the world and acknowledge that it's not a number one hit the way a number one hit was 20-30 years ago. 101
Reposted by Uncle karlSloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Spanish Boat NASCAR is gonna be so lit in 30 years 001
Uncle karl @kyleprobably.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Every time I meet a new person here in Pittsburgh I tell one lie to them and them alone. I dropped out of MIT, I was in the 60 person Somerville polycule, ect. I haven't figured out where I'm going with this one but I wanted lay the groundwork early 010
Reposted by Uncle karlLogan Dean @logandean.games · 09/09/2026We used to make things (3-night television event based on the novel by Stephen King) 023968
Uncle karl @kyleprobably.bsky.social · 01/09/2026If we dont get a Storrowing then alston Christmas wont be good, the gods demand sacrifice 000
Uncle karl @kyleprobably.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Chrome on phone updated with a big ai button for you to accidently hit to goose the Gemini numbers 000
Uncle karl @kyleprobably.bsky.social · 18/08/2026A reverse Renaissance Fair where we all pretend to be people from the future pretending to be people from this era 000
Reposted by Uncle karlThe Game Band @thegameband.com · 17/08/2026Hey everyone👋 We'd like to introduce our new game Dartwords, the word game that responds to you! www.dartwords.comdartwords.comDartwords – The Word Game That Responds to You!Darty’s thinking of a secret word. Can you guess it? Follow the clues to solve today’s puzzle. 384
Uncle karl @kyleprobably.bsky.social · 15/08/2026When the barber asks what you want you hand them a picture of the minions 000
Uncle karl @kyleprobably.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Sadly we didn't get a bunch of other subculture flavors, goth chocolate wouldve done numbers 062
Reposted by Uncle karlgem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 05/08/2026gonna be real, if these dopes were at all interested in Keeping Kids Safe Online they would come after Roblox SPECIFICALLY like the hammer of god and the fact that they don't really reveals what this is all about 12910
Uncle karl @kyleprobably.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Becoming one of those accounts that always tweets out engagement prompts but the question is always "what's your favorite song about how Papa Loves Mambo" 000
Uncle karl @kyleprobably.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I refuse to do any creative writing or podcasting but my big project for the back half of 2026 is getting my girlfriend into zoids 040
Uncle karl @kyleprobably.bsky.social · 31/07/2026It's very hard to talk about books with other people b/c I don't hear any Voice or picture anyone particular for a character 100
Uncle karl @kyleprobably.bsky.social · 29/07/2026They sent me home early from work because my knife chipped and shattered 000
Uncle karl @kyleprobably.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Christopher Nolan is the Cody Rhodes of Cinema (the three star general but by god people love him) 000
Reposted by Uncle karlDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I experienced a minor malfunction. I'm okay now. 114142
Uncle karl @kyleprobably.bsky.social · 20/07/2026In the steven kings 11/22/63 a guy finds a portal to the past in his restaurant and for years he just uses to buy meat at 1950s prices 110
Uncle karl @kyleprobably.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The craziest thing about the Odyssey is there's now going to be two different billion dollar Oscar winning Blockbusters featuring NHL shitbag Sean Avery 000
Reposted by Uncle karlpseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 16/07/2026today’s the big bike race, right? 283203982
Uncle karl @kyleprobably.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I do not believe the conspiracy theory that Sony mentioned getting rid of discs to pump up sales I do however believe that kowloons did that. They started saying that like 3 years ago and they opened two spin offs in that time 000
Uncle karl @kyleprobably.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Me coming to Pittsburgh and refusing to pronounce it car-ney-gee. 020
Uncle karl @kyleprobably.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I refuse to pray because I consider it breaking the fourth wall, I consider it beneath my dignity to turn to God and do the jim from the office face at their camera 000
Reposted by Uncle karlPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 05/07/2023Apollo Creed getting the full “Living In America” intro then just whooping Annabelle (evil doll)’s ass 217723
Uncle karl @kyleprobably.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Every time i see juila garner in a movie i think shes jo firestone and i get excited 000
Uncle karl @kyleprobably.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I hate being busy when they are announcing how many civil rights are left 010
Uncle karl @kyleprobably.bsky.social · 29/06/2026The ideal pre movie Playlist: a theatre rules snipe 3/4 trailers of the same vintage if applicable a tcm intro, failing that i like to sub in the full length old hbo movie intro 000
Reposted by Uncle karlCullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 27/06/2026it wouldve been funny if goldfinger wasnt a movie and just a crazy song about a guy shirley bassey made up 403242450
Uncle karl @kyleprobably.bsky.social · 22/06/2026 i cant stress how much worse the visibility is in a modern pick up vs th 26 ft straight truck i drive for work. 030
Uncle karl @kyleprobably.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I was confused when i say macon blair had another new movie comming out but then i realized they just changed the name cause you cant put a movie called shitheads into your local amc 000
Uncle karl @kyleprobably.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I've never wanted to do anything as much as I want to watch gamera with Tracy Morgan 052
Reposted by Uncle karlAquarium Drunkard @aquariumdrunkard.com · 14/06/2026The Strange Tale of Jim Sullivan’s U.F.O. aquariumdrunkard.com/2010/11/10/t... A lost private-press masterpiece. A vanished musician. An abandoned Volkswagen in the New Mexico desert. Revisiting one of the strangest stories we've ever published: Jim Sullivan's U.F.O. 3438
Uncle karl @kyleprobably.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Flying out to Japan and leading one of those soccer style March to the stadium things for whenever they run that last DPW show 110
Uncle karl @kyleprobably.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Wow, its been ten years since kimbo slice died. God he was a monster in those videos, i think about the uppercut in this video like once a week youtu.be/REo4hhSipX4?... 110
Uncle karl @kyleprobably.bsky.social · 12/06/2026People always tell you not to go grocery shopping when you're hungry but the real life hack is to go grocery shopping after you eat something gnarly so that you feel like s*** and you don't want to buy anything other than what you need 000
Uncle karl @kyleprobably.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Fuck the krafts but that said how sick would it be if Gillette were in the seaport with the world cup and tall ships 010
Reposted by Uncle karlCool Box Art @coolboxart.bsky.social · 03/06/2026X-treme Racing SSX / PlayStation 2 / EA Sports BIG / 2000 124183
Uncle karl @kyleprobably.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I just started straight up lying and telling everyone that my brother named his kid Goku 120
Reposted by Uncle karlUncle karl @kyleprobably.bsky.social · 03/06/2025I couldnt find it on here, so my annual pride retweet 011
Uncle karl @kyleprobably.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Lineal chikara grand champion, once again, mjeff 010
Uncle karl @kyleprobably.bsky.social · 20/05/2026When they finally closed kowloons they're going to bury Frank Santos the x rated hypnotist inside the way they would bury servants with a Pharoah 000
Uncle karl @kyleprobably.bsky.social · 14/05/2026People are so wierd about what counts as actually part of the story, that only big plot happenins matters. when people say wrestling matches are happening for no reason, you are watching wrestling. Youd never say the red sox are playing the rays for no reason. 020
Uncle karl @kyleprobably.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Its really only right if one pod is an entire polycule 020
