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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13h
if i take a walk in my little walkable neighborhood to buy fresh flowers and crunchy nectarines and my serenity is punctured by the sound of your tesla flipping in the air, i will blow up your car with a rocket launcher
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Magali Reghezza @magalireghezza.eurosky.social · 15/10/2026
Presque 1 fille sur 5 a fait une tentative de suicide. 1 sur 5. Mais quelle société maltraite à ce point ses enfants qu’ils souhaitent mourir? Quelle société se targue de progrès quand elle est à ce point incapable de construire un avenir à sa jeunesse, qui lui donne envie de vivre au présent?
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Dave Sheik 🦤 @davesheik.com · 15/10/2026
"Je suis le candidat de la gauche... C'est donc pour ça que j'appelle la droite à me suivre"
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Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Russian bots desperately trying to get back online through melted wires to call you a libtard. (Crazy man breaking through the door)
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are just coming home, arriving at their parking spot to find that the car next to their spot is parked just on the border painted between the two parking spots.
Blue: Ugh, the neighbour has parked right onto the divider line again.

Blue frowns behind the wheel, while Green sits on the passenger seat, looking unbothered.
Blue: Would you mind getting out of the car so I can park?
Green: Sure.

Having parked his car right next to the line as well, Blue peers out of the driver's seat. Green is standing outside, observing the parking job.
Blue: Am I still in our spot?
Green: Yep, you're in.

Blue's car is now parked right onto the border of the parking spot, so close to the neighbour's car that it would be impossible for the neighbour to open the driver's side door. Satisfied with the work well done, the foxes leave.
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IlycitActivity 🏳️‍⚧️ Ilyse @ilycitactivity.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
true story #myart #fanart #deadlock
A 4-panel comic.
Panel 1: I, a girl in a tanktop with a bob cut, am locking in, rapidly tapping at a keyboard and clicking at a mouse at the computer, goofy look on my face.
Panel 2: Mina Ha the vampire from Deadlock has just killed Lash. "Killstreak!" 
Panel 3: Myself and my game character Mina are looking smug, and both flatly taunt with the word 'Loser' simultaneously.
Panel 4: I have hearts in my eyes and gaze in astonished amazement and admiration at Mina, whom I realize is literally me.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: in an office break room, an excited man inspects a box of donuts. He says, “ooo… who brought donuts?” A coworker behind him says, “idk.” Panel 2: the man is holding tightly to the donut as it is suddenly and forcefully yanked out of frame, sending the table and several objects into the air. Panel 3: two fish are sitting in a canoe wish fishing gear. One grabs tightly to his fishing pole and exclaims, “I got one!”
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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bingley567 @bingley567.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Mathilde Larrère @mathildelarrere.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
En réf au fait que les flics censurent les pancartes Merci à Samuel et Lucie pour les envois
Pancarte Slogan autorisé par la police Pancarte 
Confisquez pas ma pancarte svpPancarte 
Ceci n est pas une pancarte anti police
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Zbeulette @znflx.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Tu m'entends le brouillard ? Bah si tu m'entends va te faire enculer
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 13/10/2026
nozoroomie on tumblr: "Rediscovered my favourite picture of my twin sister's cat that I took and I don't think I'll ever get a funnier cat picture than this"

[A round tabby cat standing upright on its hind legs on a kitchen floor mat, staring upward.]

pocket-deer-belly: "this is a penguin"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 13/10/2026
cop-disliker69 on tumblr: "Is there a polite way to tell a student to take it easy on the thesaurus?"

argumate: "alleviate your compulsion to lunge for the tome"
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Mathilde Larrère @mathildelarrere.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Oh oui Merci
Pancarte 
Merci la jeunesse pour l espoir et la dignité
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Guillaume Meurice @guillaumemeurice.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Et n’oubliez pas…
Autocollant « bismillah c’est les ténèbres »
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Zbeulette @znflx.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Comment ça pue sa mère les ter bretagne là
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Lucie Ravaillac @lucieravaillac.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
La pref de Charente demande aux chauffeurs de bus de signaler tout déplacement de "groupe de jeunes" www.streetpress.com/1791797249-a...
Affichette présente dans les locaux techniques de la STGA (compagnie de transport du Grand Angoulême) :
"Dans le cadre d'un suivi en liaison avec la préfecture, nous vous demandons de signaler au Poste de Commandement tout déplacement important de groupes de jeunes dans vos bus.
Pour rester discret, utilisez le code suivant : "Je signale un problème de pression d'air de 40", le nombre annoncé correspondant au nombre approximatif de jeunes présents.
Merci à tous pour votre vigilance"
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LoS Draws 🔞 @monsterfucker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
AM I DOING THIS RIGHT
A cookie monster themed gown in DressmakerA cookie monster themed gown in Dressmaker, another angle
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Zbeulette @znflx.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ça commence à faire un poil long là
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Cédric Mas @cedricmas.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026
Bonjourrrrr
Un personnage manifeste "nous voulons des droits !"
un autre personnage en tenue de CRS le tape sur la tête.
Le manifestant répond alors "Hey va te faire encore... !"
A la TV on diffuse l'image seulement du manifestant en train d'insulter le policier après avoir été frappé avec le commentateur qui dit "Un pauvre policier lourdement protégé a été agressé par un civil extrêmement violent".
Source @furody.bsky.social
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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SEIU Local 925 @seiu925.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sometimes we just need a shift in perspective. 🧐 #UnionsForAll #unionmemes
Dress form split down the center showing the viral blue-and-black vs white-and-gold dress, paired with the phrases "we’re all we have" (top left) and "we’re all we need" (bottom right.)
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Daisy Ons Positifs @daisyletourneur.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Chifi dans the good place qui dit "ok but that's worse. You do see that's worse, right?"
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@Amtrak_CA

"Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." Ralph Waldo Emerson

@porkbelt

.@Amtrak_CA With all due respect, this is terrible advice for trains
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Banga Buffette @buffette.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
C'est le moment de ressortir ce tweet d'il y a 10 ans.... 😓 Ça a juste pris un petit peu plus de temps que prévu mais on y arrive 😬
Screenshot from Eric Smith's twitter account dated march 2016, the tweet reads : 
2016: Trump won't win.
2017: President Trump's can't do that, can he?
2018: You watching The Hunger Games tonight? I hope my District wins.
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
kuttithevangu
It's comforting to think that when you're hurt in an emotional interaction it's because the other person Did Something to you but sometimes the other person is behaving fine and you got hurt because you've been hit with a long term status effect and you are taking -1 per turn regardless
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Zbeulette @znflx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fact
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Zbeulette @znflx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"y'en a pas, thwomp"
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Manu @manuelcastejon.com · 08/10/2026
Dessin d'Allan Barte intitulé "pénurie de profs, le gouvernement règle le problème"

On voit un CRS entrer dabs une salle, casqué, du sang sous ses bottes, LBD à la main. Il dit "bonjour les enfants, je suis votre nouveau professeur, aujourd'hui le cours portera sur la démocratie en France"

(On pourrait penser que c'est de l'éducation civique, mais c'est plutôt de l'histoire vu qu'on n'a pas vu la queue de la démocratie depuis un moment)
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Denis Colombi @uneheuredepeine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
« On les avait égaré, ils étaient derrière le frigo, c’est toujours le dernier endroit où on pense à regarder, c’est dingue ça »
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 31/07/2026
melece (Melecevida) on Twitter: "As a child I had the impression that I would be offered free drugs by strangers much more frequently than the 0 times it's happened."

(skill issue, lol.)
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
greelin
epic that anxiety is not confined to the brain and just poisons every inch of the body. stomach. chest. neck. shoulders. everywhere else. really really cool
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
❌ AI generated slop menus with pictures that make your food look like worms ✅ scribbles on a piece of paper saying how much the soup cost
4 panel comic:
Panel 1:
A chef with a wooden spoon talks to a brown dog (bruno). He says “I have a new business!” Bruno answers “cool!”
Panel 2: he shows his menu. He says “this is my menu”. We can’t quite read what it says yet
Panel 3: a zoom in on the menu. It has just a few lines written on it. Soup: 1. Bread: 1. Soup + Bread: 2. He kept it very simple!
Panel 4: He shows Bruno a small pencil. He says “I designed it with this”. Bruno approves and goes “nice!”
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 07/10/2026
whitegirlblog on tumblr: "Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo" 

teratomarty: "If you're doing this, it is because you, like the tiger, need enrichment and variety in your life. May I suggest cramming just a whole bunch of raw hamburger into a pumpkin and rolling it around your enclosure?" 

memewhore: *pupils dilate*
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Zbeulette @znflx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Also, c'est légal de blackmail la justice comme ça ?
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Zbeulette @znflx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mais on attends que ça faites le
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Thomas VDB @thethomasvdb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
« Dingueries et Croix Gammées » (ma chronique à « La Dernière » de Radio Nova)
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/09/2026
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/09/2026
IG: wtf.feelingsss (@_wtffeelingsss) on twitter: "I wish i could be mysterious and alluring but i look like i own a propeller hat and a comedically large lollipop"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/09/2026
polyampire on twitter: "if I was cupid I'd line up trickshots to form polycules all the time. it'd be all I ever do"
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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alpha🎃🎃zero @alpha00zero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Remi showing you a trick. She flaps her ears and starts lifting up.
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G @gpatrick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sums up my feelings. 
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J.A. Prentice @japrenticewrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"i miss vine"
Tarzan's last thought as he plummets to the jungle floor
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The Immortal Think Tank @checrawford.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Getting in the spirit #comictober2026 #dnd #ttrpg #comics #halloween
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