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Zilla Persona

@zillapersona.bsky.social
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Half of @crabrangoonsmusic. I rap about dragons and drinking. I write for TTRPGs and about video games. www.patreon.com/cw/zillapersona linktr.ee/zillapersona

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Zilla Persona @zillapersona.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm in the middle of building a small playable console museum, and "collectors" (scalpers) have made it nearly fucking impossible to secure some things. Just sell me a new PS1. I'll buy games for it, even.
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Zilla Persona @zillapersona.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When has this shit ever worked fucking lol Two terrible people continue being terrible surprise surprise
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sherry if you're not afraid to eat the Hal laboratory Inc dog eggs
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Zilla Persona @zillapersona.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As science gets bolder and more audacious, lately I'm wondering why science hasn't also invented any new kinds of guillotines
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Zilla Persona @zillapersona.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Honestly a few minutes behind the chemical sheds with a specific dozen people would solve a lot of problems
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Zilla Persona @zillapersona.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[boomer voice] i saw a very ethnic soda today
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Zilla Persona @zillapersona.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Because he is. No one will physically stop him. Courts say things but ultimately no one physically prevents him from doing things. There's one way out and I legally can't say that shit out loud
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Zilla Persona @zillapersona.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is my kind of niche content "Let me talk at you, unprompted, about The Chinese Room Thought Experiment" Legendary
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Zilla Persona @zillapersona.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I finally listened to choosin texas and can confirm i have absolutely never heard this song in my life people can't insist "everyone knows this" while stella lefty is on the charts. you can't lie twice. that's too many.
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Zilla Persona @zillapersona.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
duolingo told me to show off my progress badge on linkedin, and you know what? that dumbass site is exactly the kind of place to brag about very little in order to get a job
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Zilla Persona @zillapersona.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"There's no monoculture anymore" Then why does everyone keep buying up all my tinned fish at trader joes whenever an influencer "discovers" trout Explain that
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Zilla Persona @zillapersona.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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TY-PESH-ula @ty-pesh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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TY: that was a great week of socializing! (recedes into shadows) now it's time for me to go back to being a recluse
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Zilla Persona @zillapersona.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
dick pics but with the photo day laser background
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the republicans are wide open on several fronts, historically unpopular president, unpopular war, record high gas. any dem throwing trans people under the bus at this moment is doing it because they want to. not like they need to, do they. even if it worked as a vote winner, which it doesn't
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Zilla Persona @zillapersona.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I hope we learn at the end who The Batman 2 is, like how we learned who Gossip Girl was at the end of Gossip Girl
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Zilla Persona @zillapersona.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Lol yep that'll stop him
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Zilla Persona @zillapersona.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Didn't realize this was @milesklee.bsky.social , and I felt better knowing someone like that was interviewing the bad decision lie bot
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Zilla Persona @zillapersona.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yo check out this root weevil
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Zilla Persona @zillapersona.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Multiple times, I've entered a restaurant they've turned down whatever music is playing and slowly turned up the volume on Ed Sheeran's "Thinking Out Loud" This is not a bit It has happened over a dozen times and we now call it "getting Sheeran'd." Fuck that man and also free Palestine
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the vvitch is a horror story about what new england was like before dunkin
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Zilla Persona @zillapersona.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
is he dead yet
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Zilla Persona @zillapersona.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Why does this look amazing and also why is it $45
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Zilla Persona @zillapersona.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Going through the replies on this thread. Why does every c-level person or billionaire have an open disdain for the product they create, the people who make it, and every person around them who uses it? Just breathtaking levels of condescension and "la la la i can't hear you"
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Zilla Persona @zillapersona.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Disney's Coronado Springs is using what looks like AI art for their resort cafe signs lol
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Zilla Persona @zillapersona.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Is he dead yet
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Zilla Persona @zillapersona.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
raw oysters are mostly gross. they're almost always sandy and have an awful texture. you're there for the mignonette. i've eaten dozens of them. aside from kumamotos this is always true. it's just science.
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I think it's bad to have broad social acceptance of pseudoscience and woo woo shit due to some notion of gentleness and tolerance bc it makes the culture at large less of either of those things.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
if your coalition building needs to bring in people who oppose modern medicine and in doing so legitimize/platform their views i would ask: where else have you looked
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Zilla Persona @zillapersona.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
mezcal is the banana of alcohol did you make a cocktail with mezcal? congratulations, the entire thing now tastes like a campfire
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
girl stop typing and hit him with your car
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Zilla Persona @zillapersona.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
can it just fucking happen already
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Zilla Persona @zillapersona.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It took like a decade of this company producing absolutely everything except what people actually wanted, which was Until Dawn 2. I will not boost my hopes.
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Zilla Persona @zillapersona.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Harry Styles broke into Underworld's Born Slippy at his show and let me tell you I was not prepared for that
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Zilla Persona @zillapersona.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
However shall we, the people who print cards, print more cards. No way to do it. There's just no way. We must only do limited runs and broken website
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Zilla Persona @zillapersona.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
In the middle of Minority Report, Tom Cruise gets Eye Surgery because Surveillance Problems In the safe house he opens a fridge and eats a moldy sandwich left next to a shiny new sandwich. Then he chugs bad milk next to the good milk. Then he gets attacked by robots m.youtube.com/watch?v=GurN...
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Minority Report (3/9) Movie CLIP - Spoiled Lunch (2002) HD
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Zilla Persona @zillapersona.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Stole a bunch of red amaranth (fully edible, apparently!) but had to first defeat a vicious guardian
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Zilla Persona @zillapersona.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Had a big crashout last Tuesday. Channeled it into a medium rare ribeye finished in homemade butter, smashed broccoli with 24mo parm, boiled smashed roasted potatoes with smoked paprika, garlic and yes, more of that butter. Good rum in a vintage glass.
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Zilla Persona @zillapersona.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
i know the ai people have the emotional and actual intelligence of a 3rd grader, but I saw someone defending DLSS5 destroying artistic intent because "those billionaire artists deserve it" re-education camps are feeling more and more like the only way out of this lol
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Zilla Persona @zillapersona.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Lol no go away
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Zilla Persona @zillapersona.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Last shift at the brewery. What are they gonna do, fire me?
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
gibbet cage
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performative tavern wench friend has been carrying the same frothing tankards of ale around the room for 30 minutes now
8:08 PM • Mar 18, 2026
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Zilla Persona @zillapersona.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"The realism" and it looks like... every PS5 game Lukewarm take, but this looks super boring to me!
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Zilla Persona @zillapersona.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Really hate this performative "IGH! IGH! IGH!" people use to sound more like the street fighter 2 character Zangief
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Val @ BOO! Goes the Bride (of Frankenstein) @valwrites.ca · 28/08/2026
Really hate this performative "hwæt" people use to appear more like the mighty Beowulf
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 28/08/2026
Really hate this performative "youse" people use to appear more like large hired goons
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Zilla Persona @zillapersona.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"Y'all" is just a word now. People use it here in New Jersey. They aren't doing it to be folksy. It is, quite literally, just a word now. Looking forward to the numerous hot takes about how language never changes and never will
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Zilla Persona @zillapersona.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I have gone from 11GB in my gmail toba consistent 16GB in a week. Every day another 400MB appears to be gone. Tin foil hatting so hard right now
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Zilla Persona @zillapersona.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
i love the stupid ai discourse
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