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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

I POOPED MY PANTS. THEY ARE SAYING I MIGHT HAVE. NO. I DID. IT WAS THE BIGGEST POOP. BIGGER THAN THE LIKES YOUVE EVER SEEN. A REAL CONSERVATIVE POO. AND IT FELT GOOD!

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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

My followers are all so pretty omg

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THE CONSERVATIVE SPIDER @conservativespider.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

When stupid libshits think they are actually kokiri hit ‘em with the thousand fairy stare

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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Best notification I've ever gotten

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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

ELON AND I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP. YOU CANNOT TELL ME OTHERWISE. SHARE IF YOU SUPPORT ME BEINT PUBLIC ABOUT MY POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP WITH ELON AND VLAD

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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Our president has such a beautiful way with words, truly a modern Cicero!

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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Can't wait to get started on going after the WOKE. Take that Comrade Kamala and Sleepy Joe and crooked Hillary and Barack HUSSEIN Obama. USA! 🇱🇷 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈

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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

@realdonaldtruump.bsky.social you should nominate me for Attorney General - im floridan - not a pedophile ( would add more diversity to your administration) - im 18 (ik that might be a little too old for you but i hope its close enough) Expecting ur confirmation letter in the mail shortly

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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

My friend @oxoko.bsky.social wants you to know that you should always assume that he's smart smart. You mess up when he least expects it. He messes up when you MOST expect it. That makes him the more safe genius.

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THE CONSERVATIVE SPIDER @conservativespider.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Joe many liberals…,,, Too jenner…. BLON TWINKS????? The grinch?

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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 26/04/2024

5 likes and I will post a video of me busting a nut screaming full volume

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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 10/08/2024

I've tried to stay silent about this, but i cannot remain silent anymore, as silence is the worst form of violence. I was the ghostwriter on this track, "Stuck In Luiga's Stomach Alone" I hope this revelation helps you all find peace in this fucked up world. #pokemon www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eK0...

youtube.com

JustinRPG - Stuck In Lugia's Stomach Alone

YouTube video by Cool As Hell Robot

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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 08/08/2024

Ong women scare me. Whenever some chick on bluesky acknowledges my existence my eyes start watering and shit like am i allergic to females? i told my mom about it and she just started dying bruh im out here getting clowned on by my own mom 💀💀💀

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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 06/08/2024

what if fortnite was called freaknite and instead of shooting eachother with guns you shot eachother with cumshots #real #fortnite #epic #awesome #epicawesome #zestfest #ally

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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 05/08/2024

who the fuck is this guy who just followed me? Clearly Austin needs to get some chaser tips, luckily for him i am selling a chaser course for everyone boulderbugle.com/how-to-be-a-...

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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 01/08/2024

Got the new popgoes game and just wanna say I dont know if there is a hell but if there is @kanecarter.bsky.social will burn for eternity there for making this minigame so hard #theftkingwasright #maybe #notreally #/hj #pleasenerfthisminigamedeargod #imstillplayingittho

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Eggward @eggward666.bsky.social · 01/08/2024

Monkey paw curls when I wish for the midus cuck all my chairs gold

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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 27/05/2024

We're going back in time to the first twinksgiving to get bussy off the menu

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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 28/04/2024

Forced to post this because i played this. i got to level 9, almost won. But friend @zestynoodle.bsky.social won by tricking one of the players lmao. #epictroll #troll #meme #tabletop #cardgame #ohgodsomanycharacters #hashtag #bluesky #fuck #munchkin #lmao #gamerrage #funny #help #helpme #aaaaaaaaaa

Munchkin card that says, "Start a munchkin legend card"
"When the game is over, share your favorite Munchkin story on fourms.sjgames.com!"
"go up a level"
"worldofmunchkin.com"

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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 09/04/2024

reskeet if your account is an Official Bluesky Cop Hate Account

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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 24/04/2024

@lonaaaa.bsky.social you like astrology right? What's my zodiac sign

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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 24/04/2024

Wait you guys are actually Maoist?!? I thought that was just to get blusky babes, do I actually have to read all those fucking books

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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 21/04/2024

reactions to my ass this afternoon

Shards posted scott the woz freaking out
and zestynoodle posted joe biden looking very serious

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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 02/04/2024

WHO IS ASUKA AND WHY IS MY ENTIRE HOME PAGE JUST THOUSANDS OF DIFFERENT ACCOUNTS ROLEPLAYING AS HER

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Elodyne @elodyne.bsky.social · 02/04/2024

i want to fuck mothman

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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 02/04/2024

What If for April fools day I said I had multiple people in my head, hahaha, then I kept the bit going, hahaha, wouldn't that be funny hahaha

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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 01/04/2024

Why are the first 10 posts on my homepage people role-playing fictional characters, did I miss the memo or smth

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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 30/03/2024

THESE TRANSFEMS ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY THEY MAKE WE WANNA MERGE INTO THE LEFT LANE WITHOUT LOOKING

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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 19/03/2024

JK Rowling writing: "this trans characters name is Sir-ina ihaveadick and she's evil!" George Lucas writing: "this trans characters name is glubba sheito and she shoots lasers from her tits"

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