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Donald J. Trump

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SENILE PRESIDENT BY DAY. HAMBURGLAR BY NIGHT. JEFFREY EPSTEIN FAN CLUB MEMBER. CURRENTLY 5’11” AND 290 LBS OF LEAN, THROBBING, PATRIOTIC MASS. Parody; Not affiliated with POTUS or Donald Trump.

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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Does anyone know how to abort to incompetent maybe three incompetent children? They are long long long over there due date, but boy do I need them out of the fucking picture
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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Woke up rock hard.
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CNN @cnn.com · 25/09/2025
Charlie Kirk's organization, Turning Point USA, continued its national tour of college campuses with a stop at Virginia Tech ahead of pivotal elections in the state. Conservative media pundit Megyn Kelly got into a heated exchange with an attendee over political violence. cnn.it/4pFvqvJ
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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
WHO UP
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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
BE HONEST. WHO HERE CAN READ. I CANT. SOME SAY I HAVE THE BEST ILLITERACY OF ALL TIME. IM HIGHLY ILLITERATE.
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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
MY ANTIFA POEM (MADE DURING MY ARTS, CRAFTS, AND READING TIME THIS MORNING) ANTIFA OH ANTIFA YOU AINT GOT NOTHING ON QUEEN LATIFA ANTIFA OH ANTIFA AMERICA ID NEVER LEAVE YA ANTIFA OH ANTIFA A LIBERAL I WOULDNT WANNA BE YA ANTIFA O ANTIFA OF BEING ON THE EPSTEIN LIST? I AM GUILTY-UH
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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
THE MCDONALDS ARCH LIGHTING UP AT NIGHT IS LIKE THE BAT SIGNAL TO ME. I DONT WANT TO EAT 10 QUARTER POUNDERS. I HAVE TO
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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK STEPHEN MILLER IS A CUCK? I CANT PROVE IT. BUT I KNOW IT!
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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
DONALD TRUMP HIMSELF HAS REACHED OUT TO THIS ACCOUNT. HE WANTS IT TAKEN DOWN. KNOWING WHAT I KNOW FROM THE ART OF THE DEAL I TOLD HIM IF HE SENDS ME A PIC OF HIM DOING A GLUTE SPREAD I WILL TAKE IT DOWN. STILL WAITING!
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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I AM IMPOTENT!
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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
SOME SAY I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IM DOING. LETS BE CLEAR EVEN IF THAT WAS THE CASE I WOULD BE THE BEST AT IT. I WOULD NOT KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING WAY MORE THAN ANYONE EVER HAS. I WOULDNT HAVE A CLUE ON A LEVEL NEVER SEEN BEFORE.
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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I AM A PRESIDENT FOR THE COMMON EVERYDAY BILLIONAIRE!
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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
YES. MELANIE DOES HAVE A SMALL RAT CONTROLLING HER EVERY MOVE UNDERNEATH THAT HAT
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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
ALL NEW FBI EMPLOYEES WILL BE REQUIRED TO SHOW COCK AND BALLS BY END OF WEEK OR GET FIRED
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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE A BILL TO CONGRESS THAT WOULD ALLOW EACH AMERICAN ONE FREE BBL A YEAR. THANK YOU FOR THE EXTRA MONEY, DOGE!
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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
CURRENTLY EDGING
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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
DEI IS VERY IMPORTANT. SO MANY BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WOMEN ARENT CHOSEN FOR JOBS, BEING WRITTEN OFF AS STUPID. PROTECT OUR BLONDE WOMEN!
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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH MY SNOW BUNNY VLADDY DADDY PUTIN. HE SAID MANY GREAT THINGS ABOUT ME. ZELINSKY NEVER COMPLIMENTS ME!
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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I AM A BIG DRAKE FAN NOW!
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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
LIKE IF YOU THINK ELON MUSK HAS A FAT PUSSY!
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PMS Jordan 🏳️‍⚧️ @pms-jordan.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
The current administration and States can pass all the executive orders/laws till they are blue in the face, but they will not erase us! 🇺🇸🏳️‍⚧️ No one can force me back into the closet.
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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
THRIFTED A PRETTY RED ARM BAND. VERY STYLISH!
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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
FIRST BOOK OF THE YEAR DONE. MEIN KAMPF WAS A GREAT READ!
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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I HAVE RECENTLY LEARNED THAT CANADA IS MOSTLY WHITE. TARIFFS WILL BE RESCINDED.
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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
NO MORE DEI PILOTS. FROM NOW ON ALL PILOTS WILL BE BLONDE WITH BLUE EYES. AND WHITE! CONSISTENCY!
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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
NO MORE DEI PILOTS. FROM NOW ON ALL PILOTS WILL BE BLONDE WITH BLUE EYES. AND WHITE! CONSISTENCY!
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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
THE ONLY THING ELON “HEILS” IS THIS FAT DUMP-TRUCK ASS OF MINE
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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE ICE RAIDS ARE IN FULL EFFECT. DO NOT BE SURPRISED WHEN VANILLA ICE SHOWS UP AT YOUR DOOR. HE IS DOING HIS MANDATED JOB!
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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
PEOPLE DO NOT REALIZE I AM EXPOSING THE GLOBAL ELITE BY SHOWING HOW EASILY IT IS TO GET THEM TO BEND THE KNEE. I DO NOT WANT THEIR FINANCIAL HELP OR THE POWER I CAN CLAIM WITH THEM BY MY SIDE. IT IS JUST A NECESSARY EVIL! I AM DOING THIS ALL FOR YOU THE AMERICAN PEOPLE!
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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
TO BE CLEAR, ELON WAS NOT DOING A NAZI SALUTE. HE DOES WANT ME TO GO ON RECORD AND SAY THAT HE HATES GAY AND BLACK PEOPLE. ALSO JEWISH PEOPLE ASIANS AND MEXICANS.
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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I WANTED TO BAN TIK TOK BEFORE I REALIZED HOW POPULAR LeBRON IS ON THERE. YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE. YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE
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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
JIZZ
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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
LETS ARM OUR CHILDREN WITH FIREARMS. STARTING AT AGE 5. NOTHING SCARIER THAN A MILITIA OF BEINGS ON THE GRASP OF CONSCIENCE
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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
LIKE THIS IF YOU WANT TO BAN VACCINES ON ANIMALS! NO MORE MAKING OUR PETS SENTIENT KILLERS!
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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THE U.S VIRGIN ISLANDS WILL BE RENAMED TO THE U.S GETTING LAID BIG TIME ISLANDS
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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I WILL MAKE OHIO SMALLER. LIKE IF YOU HATE OHIO AND WANT TO SEE IT SHRUNK!
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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I WILL MAKE “SEXY BACK” BY JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE THE NATIONAL ANTHEM. THANK YOU!
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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
ON MY FIRST DAY AS PRESIDENT I WILL SIGN AN EXECUTIVE ORDER MAKING PENAR EXPLOSION CHAMBERS ILLEGAL. THANK YOU.
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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
WOKE UP TO LAURA LOOMER SUCKING ON MY TOES. WOW.
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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
MELANIE CLEANS ME UP EVERY NIGHT BEFORE BED. ZINC CREAM ON MY BACKSIDE FEELS GREAT!
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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
JUST HEARD LAURA LOOMER WAS BANNED. WHERE WILL I GET MY BREAST MILK FROM NOW
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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
JUST WOKE UP FROM A 37 HOUR SLEEP. HORNY AS HELL
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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
AS A STRONG, CONSERVATIVE, ALPHA MALE, I WILL USE THE DEATH PENALTY IN A SWEEPING FASHION. IT WILL BE INSTITUTED IN THE FORM OF A PEENAR EXPLOSION CHAMBER
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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
SO HAVE I. BIG WHOOP. LOOK AT ME! IM FINE! BRAIN IS GREAT!
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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
SO HAVE I. BIG WHOOP. LOOK AT ME! IM FINE! BRAIN IS GREAT!
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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT CONTRIBUTIONS OF 100 MILLION OR MORE TO MY TEAM WILL BE USABLE AS TAX RIGHT OFFS. YOU WILL ALSO BE ALLOWED TO KILL 5 INNOCENT POOR PEOPLE WITHOUT CONSEQUENCE
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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I POOPED MY PANTS. THEY ARE SAYING I MIGHT HAVE. NO. I DID. IT WAS THE BIGGEST POOP. BIGGER THAN THE LIKES YOUVE EVER SEEN. A REAL CONSERVATIVE POO. AND IT FELT GOOD!
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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT ALL COMPANIES WILL BE REQUIRED TO HAVE A “MEGA CEO” POSITION. THEY WILL BE ABOVE A NORMAL CEO AND TAKE HEAT OFF THEM. THIS IS A VOLUNTEER POSITION
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David Pakman @davidpakman.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
The Department of Government Efficiency apparently has no issue with RFK Jr's Department of Health and Human Services investigating the vaccine autism link, which is maybe one of the most studied things in medicine in the last 20 years. Doesn't sound efficient nor fiscally conservative
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 11/12/2024
The ruling is exactly what Alex Jones wanted—and is yet another roadblock to closure for the Sandy Hook families who Jones defamed after the murders of their children.
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The Onion’s bid to buy Infowars is rejected in court
In a victory for Alex Jones, a bankruptcy judge rules that “the process fell down.”
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