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zestynoodle

@zestynoodle.bsky.social
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Attorney General of the United States He/Him My opinions are objectively correct If you argue in bad faith or are annoying im just gonna block you </3

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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Stolen valor. Hes cis.
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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Klingon son or Borg daughter #startrek #trekkies #maythe4thbewithyou
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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Yeah im just badass like that. Just a glimpse into my fucked up world..
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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I do
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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Meery xringmas
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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I fucking hate it here please help me
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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I POOPED MY PANTS. THEY ARE SAYING I MIGHT HAVE. NO. I DID. IT WAS THE BIGGEST POOP. BIGGER THAN THE LIKES YOUVE EVER SEEN. A REAL CONSERVATIVE POO. AND IT FELT GOOD!
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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
My followers are all so pretty omg
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THE CONSERVATIVE SPIDER @conservativespider.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
When stupid libshits think they are actually kokiri hit ‘em with the thousand fairy stare
The wise deku tree
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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Best notification I've ever gotten
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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Fuck off dude (Not you @geographyfacts.bsky.social I love you <3 )
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Donald J. Trump @realdonaldtruump.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
ELON AND I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP. YOU CANNOT TELL ME OTHERWISE. SHARE IF YOU SUPPORT ME BEINT PUBLIC ABOUT MY POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP WITH ELON AND VLAD
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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Our president has such a beautiful way with words, truly a modern Cicero!
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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Can't wait to get started on going after the WOKE. Take that Comrade Kamala and Sleepy Joe and crooked Hillary and Barack HUSSEIN Obama. USA! 🇱🇷 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈
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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
@realdonaldtruump.bsky.social you should nominate me for Attorney General - im floridan - not a pedophile ( would add more diversity to your administration) - im 18 (ik that might be a little too old for you but i hope its close enough) Expecting ur confirmation letter in the mail shortly
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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
My friend @oxoko.bsky.social wants you to know that you should always assume that he's smart smart. You mess up when he least expects it. He messes up when you MOST expect it. That makes him the more safe genius.
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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
If you disagree you're a revisionist (a denier of the eternal science of Marxist-Leninism-Zestyism) #communism #leftism #politics #trump #real #minecraft #pleasegooutwithmejessicaimbeggingyouitsbeen10dayssinceivetextedyouandyoustillhaventresponded
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THE CONSERVATIVE SPIDER @conservativespider.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Joe many liberals…,,, Too jenner…. BLON TWINKS????? The grinch?
Comrade
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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
Hero
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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
toby i love you
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 26/04/2024
5 likes and I will post a video of me busting a nut screaming full volume
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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 04/09/2024
Life does give some teethy head doesn't it
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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 04/09/2024
Im literally the vanguard of the revolution btw #marxist #maosist #leftist #lenincametomeinadream #real #ally #communist #socialist #hashtag #minecraft
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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 10/08/2024
I've tried to stay silent about this, but i cannot remain silent anymore, as silence is the worst form of violence. I was the ghostwriter on this track, "Stuck In Luiga's Stomach Alone" I hope this revelation helps you all find peace in this fucked up world. #pokemon www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eK0...
youtube.com
JustinRPG - Stuck In Lugia's Stomach Alone
YouTube video by Cool As Hell Robot
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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 08/08/2024
Ong women scare me. Whenever some chick on bluesky acknowledges my existence my eyes start watering and shit like am i allergic to females? i told my mom about it and she just started dying bruh im out here getting clowned on by my own mom 💀💀💀
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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 06/08/2024
what if fortnite was called freaknite and instead of shooting eachother with guns you shot eachother with cumshots #real #fortnite #epic #awesome #epicawesome #zestfest #ally
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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 05/08/2024
who the fuck is this guy who just followed me? Clearly Austin needs to get some chaser tips, luckily for him i am selling a chaser course for everyone boulderbugle.com/how-to-be-a-...
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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 01/08/2024
Got the new popgoes game and just wanna say I dont know if there is a hell but if there is @kanecarter.bsky.social will burn for eternity there for making this minigame so hard #theftkingwasright #maybe #notreally #/hj #pleasenerfthisminigamedeargod #imstillplayingittho
fuck you kane carter, u a bitch fr
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Eggward @eggward666.bsky.social · 01/08/2024
Monkey paw curls when I wish for the midus cuck all my chairs gold
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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 27/05/2024
We're going back in time to the first twinksgiving to get bussy off the menu
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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 13/05/2024
He looks like he doesn't care who the IRS sends he's not paying taxes
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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 10/05/2024
LOL
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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 28/04/2024
Would
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 28/04/2024
Forced to post this because i played this. i got to level 9, almost won. But friend @zestynoodle.bsky.social won by tricking one of the players lmao. #epictroll #troll #meme #tabletop #cardgame #ohgodsomanycharacters #hashtag #bluesky #fuck #munchkin #lmao #gamerrage #funny #help #helpme #aaaaaaaaaa
Munchkin card that says, "Start a munchkin legend card"
"When the game is over, share your favorite Munchkin story on fourms.sjgames.com!"
"go up a level"
"worldofmunchkin.com"
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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 28/04/2024
The card was basically making me forced to help them without reward but they didn't read the part that said "unless it's for the win" so i just went along with it and won LMFAO
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 09/04/2024
reskeet if your account is an Official Bluesky Cop Hate Account
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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 24/04/2024
@lonaaaa.bsky.social you like astrology right? What's my zodiac sign
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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 24/04/2024
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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 24/04/2024
Wait you guys are actually Maoist?!? I thought that was just to get blusky babes, do I actually have to read all those fucking books
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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 23/04/2024
Incomprehensible, thank you
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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 22/04/2024
Don't be a bigot to the gooner nation
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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 22/04/2024
Should I post my ass too
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 21/04/2024
reactions to my ass this afternoon
Shards posted scott the woz freaking out
and zestynoodle posted joe biden looking very serious
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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 22/04/2024
(I made her do this :3c)
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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 21/04/2024
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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 21/04/2024
Ma'am this is a McDonald's drive-thru.
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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 21/04/2024
@bumstead.bsky.social you WHAT
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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 15/04/2024
Death to all of you
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zestynoodle @zestynoodle.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
God this movie was so bad I couldn't even finish it when I was watching all the batman movies
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