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23 wasted years | he/they | Award-winning writer, artist, philosopher and professor | I may lie sometimes | 🧌 | #OneMoreGame

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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Hot take I honestly think in some situations that not knowing who Stevie Wonder is is more racist that saying the hard r
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Might’ve fucked this one up, 2027 will be my year
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Erika Kirk getting tossed harder than a pancake rn
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Is BlueSky becoming ass now?
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Screenshot from Twitter/X: Original post shows a screenshot of tweet saying “this can’t be…” with a photoshopped picture of Marceline from Adventure Time with large boobs. Original post was by @vitovitodevito who says “oh!” That tweet is then quote tweeted by @KellytoyDK who says “notice how all of the marceline huge boob edits have more love put into them than the ai fat fetish chainsaw man gif I kept seeing on my timeline”
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Honestly this possibility is seeming more likely by the second
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I’m not even joking if I had all the money in the world after giving it to charitable causes I would unironically fund an idea for a Hamilton-type musical based on the Congress of Vienna I know there’s someone out there who has like a draft script it needs to happen
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Dude…
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ty draws slow @tysartb00k.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
the worst team-building exercise starring @smashads.bsky.social and @akartz.bsky.social and Temps (no bluesky yet)
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
www.youtube.com/live/ZIPCptw...
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EARLY STREAM!
YouTube video by IShowSpeed
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Y’all ever just hear some wild shit and then look towards a random wall like you’re looking to a camera in a fourth wall break moment to make an imaginary audience laugh?
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
George Carlin would be so upset over the way things in America are turning out now. In a way I’m glad that he didn’t live to see this hell.
A picture of late comedian George Carlin
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
*me observing the nuke being dropped in London signifying World War III* “Trump really doesn’t want these Epstein files released, huh?”
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Glad I hopped off the Shoe0nhead train now cause how tf can you publicly show empathy for Charlie Kirk of all people rather than innocent Palestinians or school shooting victims who Kirk constantly dehumanised? I don’t condone Charlie’s murder but do you not see the disproportionate reaction here???
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The “nothing ever happens” chudjack throwing all his chips in the casino with text reading “NOTHING EVER HAPPENS… I’M ALL IN”
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ty draws slow @tysartb00k.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
okay i know i should be drawing and working full time hours as a waiter isn't an excuse but i have a good Mario Paint session with @akartz.bsky.social thanks for letting us play on your switch 2, @smashads.bsky.social
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I hate tall mfs bruh like we get it you’re tall goddamn 😭😭😭
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Who tf is Trades and why am I jacking him off?
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
BREAKING: War of the Worlds has JUST passed Morbius, grossing over 80 morbillion dollars at the box office‼️‼️‼️
Ice Cube on War of the Worlds looking shockedMorbius poster. Jared Leto is half man, half morb. Just imagine morbing off to this. That’s basically how it is for people who can see this poster.
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ty draws slow @tysartb00k.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
a fully-coloured 2 character illustration for @littlepaisano.bsky.social starring their characters, Chorizo and Ogre! It's been an absolute pleasure, thank you for your patience! #commission #commsopen #tysartb00k
A full illustration of two characters (both owned by user littlepaisano@bsky.social) from left to right; Chorizo and Ogre, standing in a flower field surrounded by fireflies that eminateintense glows. A crumbled castle looms behind them, followed by vast mountains, with a gargantuan, sharp-nailed hand made of stone stone emerging from the top of the mountain on the far right. The moon beams down unto the land and the characters featured. Chorizo points up to the skywith her right hand and her other hand on her hip, smugly smiling and winking towards Ogre, who stands beside Chorizo, back-to-back, unimpressed. Ogre is also holding a comically-sized piece of cooked meat on bone, left with a bite-mark.
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
The Beatles were moving mad bruh 😭😭😭
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Lucia 🩲🦀 @luciacrabs.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
🎉 IT'S HAPPENING. 🎉 LUCIA VTUBER DEBUT. JULY 12TH, 4PM CST. 🗓️ 📹 - @/eeyyinnnn
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
People are gonna treat artists like Lil Pump and 6ix9ine in the 2030s/40s the same way we do nu metal artists today
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Oh shit
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Obie Trice, no name, no gimmicks
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
“Free Israel” Mf from who??? 😭😭😭
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Trump calling in the National Guard amid the LA ICE protests, Greta Thunberg being kidnapped by Israel, something is finally happening?!!
Picture 1: The ChudJak (Nothing Ever Happens guy) is looking at his monitor while trying to not look at the nuclear explosion happening outside his window.
Picture 2: The guy closes the curtains to pretend that this isn’t happening.
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ty draws slow @tysartb00k.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
i remembered Lapis Lazuli whilst at a friends house and i was suddenly possessed to draw this. #stevenuniverse #su_fanart #stevenuniversefanart #lapislazuli #su_lapis #fanart #tysartb00k
Sketch of Lapis Lazuli floating on the page, looking at the viewer with eyes half-open and smiling. Her right hand raised above her head with a claw-like gesture, and her left hand forming a finger-pointing gesture directed upwards at her head-level- both hands are controlling abstract rounded shapes of water above her.

Her ribbon acting as a belt around her baggy pants flows like the water she controls.

Also her baggy pants are riding considerably low around her hips haha lol stupid
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Gingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
*sniffs the air* hmmmm you say you're vegan but i smell a fine vintage of cheese in those gauges come on and share a slice, brother
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ty draws slow @tysartb00k.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
sharing a lil Becky inbetween commission drawing sorry for the lack of ANYTHING, i've caught the pox 2 weeks ago but im feelin better now! #beckwholeheartedhero #tysartb00k #originalcharacter #originalart
Beck with her left fist on her hip and her right hand forming a finger pointing at herself as if to say "Who, me?".
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Penis Diddy
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Damn I’m old as hell
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ty draws slow @tysartb00k.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Beet! #beet&olyve #tysartb00k
Beet (Also known as "Carol") looking behind to the viewer with a daring, darling smirk that says "I'm tough as shit!", with her hand resting on her rear. Her trademark colours- pink and black are prominent, with a striking white in-place of her skin.
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Tomodachi bros… we won!
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ty draws slow @tysartb00k.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
A lovely commission of, as I requested- "a polite, happy Beck and a grumpy, annoyed Wilbur" drawn by the fantastic @jenuki.bsky.social!! They're taking comms for as low as £5! Check their profile for some quality artwork!!! #commission #originalcharacter #beckwholeheartedhero #wilburthewitch
A polite, joyful Beck clasping her hands and leaning forward with a gentle smile. Next to her is Wilbur; a slightly shorter, annoyed, menacing witch firmly grasping her staff with both hands. Wilbur's oversized hat casts a shadow over her glowing, frowning eyes.
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Reddit is so mentally ill
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Chris Ray Gun 🇵🇷 @chrisraygun.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
always a pleasure to poison my friends
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Happy 22nd February
From Hot Fuzz:

“When’s your birthday?”

“22nd of February.”

“What year?”

“Every year.”
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
A cat going through testicular torsion
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ty draws slow @tysartb00k.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
My commissions are OPEN. and UP! I can draw original characters and copyrighted characters in a sketch, or fully coloured drawing! (Rules and link to comms in replies!) • Rough Sketch - £5 (Extra Character + £4) (Rough Background + £2) • Coloured Drawing - £10 (Extra character + £7)
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Big energy
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
They call me bussa buss
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Ky @devisedbyky.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
TURN HIS TV OFF
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Welp
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 01/02/2025
fingers crossed that the nukes start flying AFTER we all get to try out that new mariokart
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ty draws slow @tysartb00k.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Since so many people liked my Steven Universe au: "Steven Universe But Pearl is Wearing Sonic's Shoes and Gloves", have two more doodles from 3 years back! #stevenuniverse #sonicthehedgehog #sonicfanart #su_pearl #tysartb00k
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