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A rather British blog in interesting times. Includes satirical content.

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 7h
For over a decade, successive UK governments have promised to fix how we pay for social care, and every attempt has stalled. ➡️ Watch Page 94, the Private Eye podcast: youtu.be/KaNDIIdJk-s
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Join me on GB News where I will be lying about what Andy Burnham said, pretending to give a shit about pensioners and definitely not mentioning any £5m gifts, illegal donations or police investigations.
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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🎧 New PAGE 94 Podcast OUT NOW This week: WHO CARES? Andy, Helen and Adam discuss Labour’s big pitch on the decades-old problem of social care; Piers Moron and Earl Spencer’s running beef; and the scammers preying on self-published authors. Watch: youtu.be/KaNDIIdJk-s?...
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 15h
Most TV is just this now.
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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 10h
...and forms rival "Board of Corruption" with Trump as its self-appointed leader
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 13h
NEWS! Trump administration quits European corruption group after discovering members are actually trying to ‘stop’ corruption newsthump.com/2026/09/30/t...
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Trump administration quits European corruption group after discovering members are actually trying to ‘stop’ corruption
The United States has withdrawn from a European corruption group after an increasingly uncomfortable meeting revealed that members viewed corruption as a problem rather than a shared professional i…
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Mark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just seen Danny Tommo referred to as "Captain Thugwash" and seriously, that's excellent work.
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Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss
ALT: Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss
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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Once upon a time, before Hugo Chávez came to power in 1999, Venezuela was a serious oil power, pumping more than 3m barrels a day and on track for 5m. A quarter century of corruption, negligence and incompetence later, it barely manages a million.
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Ann Telnaes @anntelnaes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When I read about the White House airing campaign ads with taxpayer money, I immediately thought about an exhibition I saw last year in NYC about how Mussolini and his regime went about not only controlling the government but every aspect of Italian society. anntelnaes.substack.com/p/me-me-me
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Me Me Me
The White House airs Trump campaign ads paid by you
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Rick McKee @rmckee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This two tier policing is disgraceful. It's as if there is one approach for people who helpfully film themselves committing crimes and another approach when there is insufficient evidence.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Dear Diary, The police have condemned 'unfounded, malicious speculation' about the RAF Fairford suspects. Fortunately they said nothing about baccy-stained grifters spreading lies to incite anger in a desperate bid to stay relevant"
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When I said they were Iranians arriving in small boats, I meant British nationals living in London.
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Guy Venables @guyvenables.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of mine for Tuesday's Metro
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Morten Morland @mortenmorland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tuesday’s @thetimes.com cartoon times.newsprints.co.uk/morten-morla...
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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thank goodness they've done nothing wrong bsky.app/profile/zero...
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 28/09/2026
NEWS! 'It’s very important you don’t check if we have criminal pasts', insist Reform councillors with nothing to hide buff.ly/f4c19yy
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‘It’s very important you don’t check if we have criminal pasts’, insist Reform councillors with nothing to hide
Reform councillors in Barnsley, who made it very clear that they will not submit the standard DBS check that even a parcel delivery driver has to provide, have instantly convinced the nation that t…
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pxmolina @pxmolina.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#USA Here's my latest Substack article, where I cover the president's relationship with the press, other topics from the week, and share a video of my creative process. Come check it out, and subscribe if you haven't already! pxmolina.substack.com/p/the-press-...
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The Press vs. the Prez
Someone who is certain they have done nothing wrong, who is confident in their leadership and communication skills, and who, on top of that, voluntarily chooses a career in politics—a field that deman...
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Ann Telnaes @anntelnaes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Trump and Xi Jinping visit the National Archives
Trump explains to the Chinese president how he’s destroying democracy
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Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Super Duper Intelligence 🤖
2001, A Space Odyssey, HAL 9000 reference parody. The Open AI logo is seen in the middle of the HAL 9000 panel, with the red orb seen in the middle of the logo.
“OpenAI 9000” seen at the top, instead of the “HAL 9000” label that is seen in the actual film.

Dialogue from the logo/orb: 
“Keep building data centers and no one gets hurt.”
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Dave Whamond @davewhamond.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And we still love libraries and librarians!
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If only we'd had someone like Chis Philp in government for fourteen years, including being Minister for Immigration...
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TheBossRoss 🧶 @thebossross.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Chris Mason joins us now with an adorable kitten he claims Nigel Farage rescued from a house fire..." Cartoon: @jonesycartoons3.bsky.social (UK) #BBC #BBCbias
A BBC news reader with a background image of Chris Mason holding a kitten into the camera.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Isn't it nice when there's something we can ALL agree on? #ReleaseTheUnredactedEPSTEIN-Files
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Jonesy Cartoons @jonesycartoons3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Something to consider over your morning cuppa... #antiRNLIprotesters #cartoon @cartoonmovement.com
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 27/09/2026
NEWS! Reform demonstrate their commitment to 'looking after women and children' by closing every nursery in Reform led council buff.ly/oPF2UtH
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Reform demonstrate their commitment to ‘looking after women and children’ by closing every nursery in Reform led council
Reform UK has successfully demonstrated its devotion to protecting women and children by closing every nursery in the South Tyneside council borough.
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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
...from the Isle of Wight
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Racist organisation set up by a racist to appeal to racists is somehow being taken over by racists.
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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thank goodness he's done nothing wrong bsky.app/profile/zero...
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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
British taxpayers' money should not be wasted tackling Russian disinformation because Reform has a fully-funded alternative, insists man who didn't vote against similar legislation in the European parliament, never met Nathan Gill and definitely hasn't done anything wrong
Nigel Farage wearing a clown's red nose on stage at Reform event with a banner showing Vladimir Putin wearing a clown's red nose and the slogan 'I ❤️ Nigel'
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you have a few minutes to spare this weekend, do check out the latest entry in Nigel's Notebook, on why it's our patriotic duty to defend Russian disinformation. Subscribe for free to get these straight to your inbox. parodypm.substack.com/p/big-burnha...
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Dave Whamond @davewhamond.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who here is surprised he didn't change the name to American Intelligence?
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Ben Jennings @bjennings90.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This weekend's @theipaper.com cartoon
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Martin Rowson @martinrowson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Latest Graun toon www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Martin Rowson on Donald Trump's meeting with Xi Jinping – cartoon
The US president touted his ‘truly ⁠great friendship’ with his Chinese counterpart after hosting him at the White House
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Context
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cartoon by @bagleycartoons.bsky.social.
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Adam Zyglis @adamzyglis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mini Vlad…
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Nick Anderson - political cartoonist @andertoon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
National Security, Part 2 For @rawstory.com For a behind-the-scenes look at my creative process, sketches, videos, and works in progress, subscribe at: nickanderson.substack.com.
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Chappatte Cartoons @chappatte.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Free speech, my way - © Chappatte in The Boston Globe @bostonglobe.com via @globeopinion.bsky.social 👉 www.bostonglobe.com/2026/09/24/o...
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Rick McKee @rmckee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just me saying that any effort to tackle misinformation must be an attack on Reform, thereby admitting that Reform are helping Russia to spread far right narratives and create dissent and unrest.
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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Number crunching: AI safety From the new Private Eye, out now.
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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Free BC? Free PD? Free ET? What do we want? Clearer enunciation When do we want it? Naaaah!
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 23/09/2026
Jon Stewart gets to the bottom of why Trump is so gung-ho about AI
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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
...armed only with a plastic spoon* * carried by his nanny
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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trump: I am entirely in favour of the freedom of the press. Any journalist who says I am not WILL BE BANNED! New Private Eye on shelves now.
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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Stuperd intelligence. Great name, by the way. People...very important people...say they named after me...because of my huge QI"
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 24/09/2026
Desi Lydic was scared of AI, but she would be honored to be murdered by super intelligence!
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Banx @banxtoons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
From yesterday’s @FT #trump #arch #drones
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