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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

British taxpayers' money should not be wasted tackling Russian disinformation because Reform has a fully-funded alternative, insists man who didn't vote against similar legislation in the European parliament, never met Nathan Gill and definitely hasn't done anything wrong

Nigel Farage wearing a clown's red nose on stage at Reform event with a banner showing Vladimir Putin wearing a clown's red nose and the slogan 'I ❤️ Nigel'

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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The future of British democracy depends on the size of the p̶o̶l̶i̶t̶i̶c̶a̶l̶ ̶d̶o̶n̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ unconditional gift you're prepared to give to our c̶o̶m̶p̶a̶n̶y̶ party, insists self-appointed leader who definitely hasn't done anything wrong

Nigel Farage wearing a clown's red nose and saying "not me"

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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Promising to pay each voter $5,000 to influence the midterm election result is not bribery, insists man who was pulled from the rubble of the World Trade Center by a firefighter and has won the war with Iran several times already

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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Requesting a political poll from a pollster, publishing those results anonymously in a national newspaper and secretly sending the invoice directly to a foreign donor means we didn't commission the poll or pay for it, insists man who definitely hasn't done anything wrong

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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Reform will end corruption in British politics by abolishing the Parliamentary Standards' Commissioner, the Electoral Commission and all UK police forces, insists entirely-trustworthy MP who has done absolutely nothing wrong

Nigel Farage wearing a clown's red nose while saying "not me"

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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

It's totally unfair that I have to obey the same rules as everyone else, insists public servant who definitely hasn't done anything wrong because he sought legal advice before secretly taking a £5,000,000 "personal gift" from a Thai cryptobillionaire

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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

We live in a complainants' society, complains public servant who secretly took £5,000,000 as a personal gift ...or for security ...or as a reward for Brexit ...or no one cares/none of your business ...but definitely not to lobby for a Thai cryptobillionaire

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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

We're going to reduce immigration by secretly taking money from overseas, stashing it offshore to avoid paying tax and keeping our donors safely abroad so they don't pay tax either, insists patriotic public servant

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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

We should ban British politicians from campaigning in any language that's not English, insists man with German passport who's funded by French partner and Thai cryptobillionaire

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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

We'll save Britain money by discriminating against foreigners, brown people, the sick, the disabled, pensioners, tenants, employees and anyone who hasn't given us £5,000,000, insist patriotic public servants

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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

...that were green - unlike these

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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I'll end "something for nothing" Britain, insists public servant with £90,000 salary who repeatedly failed to vote in Commons' debates, held no constituency surgeries and triggered £250,000 by-election against a bin

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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

We'll reduce prison overcrowding by giving those accused the right to choose who can judge them without waiting for proper authorities to complete ongoing investigations, insists selfless politician who has done absolutely nothing wrong

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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

The other parties are cowards, the other candidates are nobodies, Essex police is telling lies and I'm cancelling all my press interviews, insists man who won resounding victory

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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Losing 25% of Clacton votes to a bin, failing to stop the Standards Committee investigation into my £5,000,000 'unconditional' gift and costing taxpayers over £250,000 is a tremendous victory, insists man who didn't turn up to the election result

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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I should be judged by voters in #Clacton, insists politician who covertly received £5,000,000 'unconditional' gift and employs convicted fraudster as aide #VoteBinface

Nigel Farage and George Cottrell wearing clowns' red noses

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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Binface or bung-face? Make your vote count #Clacton for 5,000,000 reasons

Count Binface at Clacton Pier and Nigel Farage wearing a clown's red nose with the message 'choose hope, not hate'

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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Binface or bin juice? Make your vote count #Clacton

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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

People should hate the BBC because it accused me of inciting hatred and division, insists completely-innocent man

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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

My lack of security is the government's fault because they didn't know about the undeclared £5,000,000 donation I received for security - which is none of their business, insists diligent public servant who rejected government offer of taxpayer-funded security last year

Nigel Far-Rage wearing a clown's red nose

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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I deny I've broken the rules and I'll pay for my own enquiry to clear my name, insists man accused of failing to declare conflict of interests

Nigel Far-Rage wearing a clown's red nose while saying "not me!"

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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

My political opponents are running scared, insists MP who has resigned in an attempt to avoid proper scrutiny by an investigation into his financial wrongdoing

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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

The British electorate should demonstrate my innocence by voting me back into the job from which I've just resigned, before they know the facts about my financial wrongdoings, insists completely-honest man with nothing to hide

Nigel Far-Rage wearing a clown's red nose and saying "not me!"

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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Resigning from my job - and reapplying for exactly the same job before an official workplace investigation can report on my wrongdoing - totally exonerates me, insists completely-innocent employee

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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I was right to secretly accept political support from a convicted fraudster because it might look a bit suspicious if I declared it openly and honestly, insists completely-accountable public servant

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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

BREAKING: USA "soccer" team to lose their citizenship and face deportation as Trump threatens to invade Belgium

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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

BREAKING: FIFA announces new Golden Studs trophy for the player with the most red cards during World Cup 2026

Donald Trump and Gianni Infantino wearing clowns' red noses

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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

England's World Cup match against Mexico has been moved to yesterday and the final score will be decided by Donald Trump, insists incorruptible FIFA official

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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

I was right to take £5,000,000 secretly because it might look a bit suspicious if I declared it openly and honestly, insists completely-accountable public servant

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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

It's undemocratic for the Labour membership to elect a new leader who will become PM just because their party holds an elected majority in parliament, insists self-appointed party leader

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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

I'm throwing my hat into the ring to stand against Andy Burnham and it will be undemocratic if I don't win, insists new leadership candidate who has just announced that Reform is merging with the Labour party

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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

It's undemocratic that the PM has resigned, insists man who demanded the PM's resignation

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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Andy Burnham's victory represents a triumph of hope over hate and division - so let's focus on leadership rivalry rather than his value to collective strength and success, insist completely-unbiased journalists

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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Claiming that Britain is biased against people like me without providing any credible evidence means that I can pretend to be the victim when I'm held accountable for my own wrongdoing, insists completely-innocent man

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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Guinness announces new record for world's greediest man

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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Profiteering from cars that catch fire, exploding rockets and toxic social media is the best way to get rich, insists diligent humanitarian

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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Foreigners are causing trouble in British towns, insist foreigners causing trouble in British towns

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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Scrapping free healthcare, human rights, net zero and tax for the rich are the best ideas since Brexit, insists completely trustworthy MP diligently representing the 5 million voters in Clackington

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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Reform UK now so popular that Nigel Farage will only be appearing on Question Time as the presenter, insists BBC spokesperson

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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

I aim to secure five million votes in every election today to make life better for my o̶w̶n̶e̶r̶s̶ d̶o̶n̶o̶r̶s̶ supporters, insists selfless MP who wants nothing in return

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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Vote for us - because if you don't we'll punish you if we win, insists democratic party firmly opposed to bullying and repression

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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Banning protests against war and genocide is the best way to tackle violence and hate speech, insists outspoken opponent of all regimes perpetrating war and genocide

Shabana Mahmood wearing a clown's red nose

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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

St George is the patron saint of painting roundabouts and shouting at hotels, insist committed patriots

Kemi Badenoch and Nigel Far-Rage wearing clowns' red noses

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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Nigel Farage's face appears on every single local election campaign leaflet because Nigel Farage is personally standing for every single council seat in the country and not because Reform UK is a one-man show with no local involvement, insists party spokesperson Figel Narage

Nigel Farage and Figel Narage wearing clowns' red noses

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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

I'm in complete control of when Iran closes the Strait of Hormuz, insists man winning a war like no one's ever seen

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Zero Squared @zero-squared.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Thank goodness she's hired a PR adviser who specialises in Epstein cases

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor wearing a clown's red nose

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