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Brian Dane

@zephyrquinn.bsky.social
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Guy Friday of federal contracting

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Brian Dane @zephyrquinn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No Person of Interest? Throw it in the garbage
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well this is good isn't it www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x2B...
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CHVRCHES - Roses (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by ChvrchesVEVO
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Brian Dane @zephyrquinn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
For just one game a year I need to believe is Florida St. Just need some incredibly funny shit to happen in Tuscaloosa
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Brian Dane @zephyrquinn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Should've double-tapped Clapton after the solo on "Key to Love", world could keep trucking without all the nonsense that came after
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This week’s “Listen to @bloodwork.show" theme is: TAKING A POLICE OFFICER'S SERVICE WEAPON Post yourself with a police officer's service weapon to win an 5th edition iPod Nano!
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Ketracel Black @ketracelblack.blacksky.app · 31/07/2026
In honor of Blade being cancelled let me run back my most popular Internet post with a slight edit:
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
A digital illustration of a red T-rex type theropod dinosaur standing on a bare volcanic plain cracked with lava and an erupting volcano on the distance. The Dino is looking back over its shoulder to see a number of fiery rocks falling out of the orange sky. The Dino is covered in yellow stripes some of which seem to spell out the words ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Brian Dane @zephyrquinn.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Need to share my succulent with the inexplicable two-month summer bloom growth. Hoping we can hit ceiling before all is said and done
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
And so it begins. Why Your Team Sucks 2026 kicks off, fittingly, with the sorryass RAIDERS. Happy football season, everyone. defector.com/why-your-tea...
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Why Your Team Sucks 2026: Las Vegas Raiders | Defector
Some people are fans of the Las Vegas Raiders. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Las Vegas Raiders. This 2026 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the prev...
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Shady Inference 🌫️ @blot.city · 20/07/2026
venn diagram meme, three circles

1. no kink at pride
2. the curtains were fucking blue
3. I asked chatgpt and here's what it said:

1-2 intersection: sex scenes in movies are pointless
2-3 intersection: oh you think you're better than me?
3-1 intersection: "degeneracy" is just zoomer slang

centre intersection: upcoming reactionary movement

caption: developments under capital in 2026
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Ghoul-in’ Dickey @colindickey.com · 15/06/2026
Landsat images that spell out a popular phrase that is often said around here
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
LMFAOOOOO ZOHRAN RETWEETED VIVEK
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Vivek Ramaswamy
@VivekGRa... 2h
Date night in Cleveland. Let's go Cavs...all the way back!
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Brian Dane @zephyrquinn.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
If these politicians are worried about their security, maybe we should build a nice high security camp for them in the middle of town and concentrate them there
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Tirk @frogkaro.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
there were only two cultures going on during the 2000s and that's "Emo" and "9/11." Myspace? Emo. Anime? Emo. Halo? 9/11. Reality TV? 9/11. The PS2 top sellers list was a perfect split between Emo and 9/11.
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Brian Dane @zephyrquinn.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The Washington Nationals, a screaming hot overall offense led by a new era Aaron Judge with James Wood and then Varland lets in four runs with the first three bats he faces. That is the absolutely gourmet Nats experience
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Brian Dane @zephyrquinn.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I may not believe in a God that actively moves the world, but a holy justice implemented by the people does exist so that man and his crew of demons will be dragged across concrete and asphalt before they leave the earthly realm
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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ATLAS BATTLES
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GOP Delenda Est @qed2.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Incredible placement, split the saddlebags right down the seam, got the initial nut trauma and the rebound hit, I don’t think you can get drilled in the balls more perfectly than this
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Samer @remas.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
If you don’t stand behind Team USA, feel free to laugh in front of them: defector.com/good-riddanc...
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Good Riddance To Red Asses | Defector
As Bryce Harper rounded the bases on his game-tying two-run homer in the eighth inning of Tuesday night’s World Baseball Classic final, he exchanged a salute with his commanding officer, third base co...
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I used to think the USA hockey men were the biggest group of corny cop-saluting meatheads you could imagine, but those guys were a DSA rally compared to the nuclear levels of corny cop-saluting meathead coming off USA Baseball
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Brian Dane @zephyrquinn.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Build your own room, cast your own spell
Cover of the novel Gun Machine, a book about building a room to cast a spell against evil
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Brian Dane @zephyrquinn.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Once temporarily ignorant Became forever experienced Now I see I can do the meme listen to @bloodwork.show
Jimmy Caviezel, aka Torture Jesus, smiling from the passenger seat of a Ferrari after shooting an spurned lover in front of a wedding in the underrated show Person of Interest
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
i'm not telling anyone what to do but tbh even ironically engaging in the sudden onslaught of using terms like max and mog feels extremely astroturfed and i'm just not doing it, that shit's a tulpa, man all of it is tulpas you don't have to substantiate the tulpa man
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Brian Dane @zephyrquinn.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
wack magazine posts stupid bullshit, news at 11
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Brian Dane @zephyrquinn.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Jesus, fuck cancer. He was a great
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Brian Dane @zephyrquinn.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Need a law mandating disclosure of audio companies packaging. Completely unnecessary shock to open the shipping wrap and find out it’s a waifu company
Nicehck ear bud box adorned with a grayish and unexpected anime waifu
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Brian Dane @zephyrquinn.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
The venue I saw my first concert, and a picture of the band/artist
Riva Trace Baptist Church, occasional home to punk and emo shows in the early 2000sFurther Seems Forever. We’re talking Moon Is Down Tour shortly post-Chris Carraba, with Patrick Gleason relatively new to the band. Prevent Falls and Narcissus opened and great times were had
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Brian Dane @zephyrquinn.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Winning platform is whomever gets on stage with a wood chipper and promises to make them into fertilizer
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Brian Dane @zephyrquinn.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
What book is sacred enough to be sworn in on?
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
We need to fucking kill all these people
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Epstein files live updates as House Democrats release 68 new photos from estate
Democrats on the House Oversight Committee have released a new batch of 68 photos obtained from Jeffrey Epstein's estate. Follow live updates here.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/12/2025
reshare if you agree wall adapters with a single USB C port have a surface area differential ratio that looks weird
a wall adapter with a tiny little usb c port on an otherwise large adapteranother large wall adapter with a single lonely usb c portthis one's smaller but there's still pretty big differencethis one looks about average in the size differential between the usb c port and the size of the wall adapter
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Brian Dane @zephyrquinn.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
It remains baffling how many folks in America are willing to put into print they they're bitchmade
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No Context Achewood @achewoodnc.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
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Brian Dane @zephyrquinn.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
And they said innovation in Technicals was over
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Brian Dane @zephyrquinn.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Plenty of shameful comic shop/direct market practices over my years, but one of the shops I follow hawking multi-issue blind bags for Ultimate fucking Endgame in 5 emails this week is a top tier one. Utter lack of shame
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Brian Dane @zephyrquinn.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Deprived of getting a walk-off based loaded walk, absolute tragedy
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Brian Dane @zephyrquinn.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
The longer this game goes on, the stupider the crack that loses it will be. The Phillies already set a high fucking bar for stupid ways to bounce out the playoffs
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Brian Dane @zephyrquinn.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Phillies getting bounced on a comical error is my early Xmas present
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
An homage to a panel from the Achewood web comic. Phillipe, a young and eager otter, who is wearing a shirt and tie and a helmet for some reason, is happily singing a song to himself as follows: 

Born... in the USA! I went to school and I got an... A!
I ate a hamburger and said hooray!
Maybe it will happen today!
 
The final line is obviously my addition. The art was redrawn by me and is not just a copy of the original panel. Done in black lines and halftone shading on a toned paper background. 

You do not need to trouble Chris Onstad about this.
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Max Read @maxread.info · 03/10/2025
today's newsletter: a consideration of the many wonderful cars in One Battle After Another, in particular Willa's 2005 Yaris, Sensei's T-Bird Super Coupe and Bob's boosted 1991 Nissan Sentra SE-R
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The Oscar Should Go to Bob Ferguson's 1991 Nissan Sentra SE-R
'One Battle After Another' as a car movie
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Brian Dane @zephyrquinn.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Dude or his lackeys could commit to the bit and keep everything above board
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Brian Dane @zephyrquinn.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
An ICE agent with a friendly, red, upside-down triangle laid over the side of his exposed neck. Exposed necks are a notable, important thing to remember in the Year of Our Lord 2025
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Brian Dane @zephyrquinn.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Kids literally only want one thing written on their bullets and it's fucking disgusting | 󠁰 󠁰 | | | | 󠁰 󠁰 | __
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 18/09/2025
The GenZ mind cannot comprehend the I Dream of Jeannie/Bewitched Power Hour. An entire ½hr of Veteran & Submissive Magic Wife Who Leaves When Your Friends Show Up followed by Salaryman & Mischievous Magic Wife Whose Mother Never Leaves These were The Two Lifestyles. And we used to masturbate to it
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Brian Dane @zephyrquinn.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
One lesson avowed leftists can take from this - never skip range day
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Brian Dane @zephyrquinn.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Brief reminder for R U OK Day
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Brian Dane @zephyrquinn.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Stand-in picture for Charlie K grabbing his neck after getting clapped. Captioned “when yo neck hurt kinda”
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Brian Dane @zephyrquinn.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Did yesterday manifest this? Don't know, but doesn't hurt to dance on his tinyface grave and pray for more
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