Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 3hThem: do you use a tablespoon to dish your coffee powder? Me: "A" tablespoon? 000
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 12hSociety: Work hard, save money. Me: Oh, Warhammer stuff! My wallet:static.klipy.comImtired BossALT: Imtired Boss 000
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 12hIt isn't easy being this fucking sexy every day. 000
Reposted by Mike the Undeadatsparks.bsky.social @atsparks.bsky.social · 13hMay you find joy in the ordinary today 🍁🍂✨ 3276
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 17hDeleted a dick pic of mine and got back 3TB of space. 010
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I would rather pay $120 for a game that hired actual voice actors than a cheaper game that uses solely stolen voice patterns. 000
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I gotta work tomorrow, and I don't wanna! 000
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If you were my horsehair brush, where the fuck would you be? 000
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Help, I'm steppin' into the Twilight Zone Place is a madhouse, feels like being cloned My beacon's been moved under moon and star Where am I to go now that I've gone too far? 000
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Hey @neildegrassetyson.com, black holes are dark stars like neutron stars but above the Planck density limit of 5x10^96kg/m^3. This would account for a very slow motion (trillions of years) supernova, or "evaporation". Change my mind. 010
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The woman who died in a Siberian lab accident was not infected with a strain of the bubonic plague. It's likely pneumonic given her symptoms, and definitely bacterial and should not be taken with a grain of salt. I'm low-key hoping for another pandemic as a FAFO situation is needed. 000
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"Just going to get some essentials!" *Takes out a loan against the house.* 000
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Sorry, I only date people with a stardust to microplastic ratio 1,000,000:1. 010
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Okay that was amazing, if not far fetched! 000
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Oh my God, RRR is divine. I'm so glad I found this! #tollywood 000
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 04/10/2026That's right ladies, I shaved. Drop those pants. 000
Reposted by Mike the UndeadKaejaymae @kaejaymae.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I picked this up somewhere, and I read it once a week. #adhd #uglydogs 22311
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If you see this, post a not quite Star Trek.static.klipy.comThe Orville: Isaac's Opinion vs. Knowledge QuoteALT: The Orville: Isaac's Opinion vs. Knowledge Quote 010
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 04/10/2026#bollywood #india #hindi #teluga Where can I watch RRR in Australia, please? 100
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I had a dream about one of my exes last night and I'm really not sure how I feel about that. 😶 001
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Okay, I love #bluey, but when it has been on all morning on iView, I turned it off to put the terrestrial feed on... ...to find a Bluey marathon on. God damn it.static.klipy.comBluey BanditALT: Bluey Bandit 010
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If you're one of the men who say "not all men", perhaps ask yourself why you're making a victim's experiences less of an issue than how your ego feels in that moment. Shut the fuck up. It's stupid. Listen to women. Call out your "mates". Grow up. Be better. 011
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"Something tells me the venn diagram of men with that initial thought and the men who wouldn’t step in to stop it is a circle." A quote on rape culture. Source: provided. 000
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm getting blocked by a awful lot of people of late. I assume the racism and transphobia is showing itself amongst those who can't handle that I support everyone and believe everyone has rights to safety and happiness. Bye Felicia. 000
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I will not fall asleep putting the kids to bed. I will not fall asleep putting the kids to bed. I will not fall asleep putting the kids to bed. I will not fall asleep putting the kids to bed. I will not fall asleep putting the kids to bed. I will not fall asleep putting the kids to bed. I will not f 100
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I hate house inspections. It's been a long day cleaning and working. 000
Reposted by Mike the UndeadMara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A lot don’t, in my opinion. They fall in love with him, they like having sex with them. But LIKE them? Want to spend time with them? Appreciate the things they like and the way they think and their perspectives? Nope. 511818194
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Republicans are only "anti-gay" to deflect their own homosexuality. Gay, fascist assholes. 110
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What am I doing? Disposing of a body. A dead one. It's a tree. 000
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts, right🤣🤣🤣 @thejokebot.bsky.social 010
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Notice how "AI Agents" aren't going after billionaire bank accounts? 000
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I saw this one coming from a mile away, but yikes. 000
Reposted by Mike the UndeadMiss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I’ve updated my terms and conditions. 615673
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Hmm, might have a plan to relocate way out of Brisbane. I'm tired. 000
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 21/09/2026When was the last time YOU did the Bartman? 000
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If you could leave Australia for anywhere in the world, away from people, violence, oppression and not so bloody cold, where would it be? #question #wwyd 000