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Mike the Undead

@zelwinters1981.bsky.social
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Game designer Dad Forklift certified Metalhead Forky Legend Polyamorous (gf position open) Kinky as hell (Ask me!) LGBT+ ally Gamer Geek It's not a Skeet. It's a "flutter"! 🦋 The Zooey Life: coming soon!

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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 3h
Bananas: now with 25% natural banana!
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 3h
Them: do you use a tablespoon to dish your coffee powder? Me: "A" tablespoon?
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 12h
Society: Work hard, save money. Me: Oh, Warhammer stuff! My wallet:
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Imtired Boss
ALT: Imtired Boss
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 12h
It isn't easy being this fucking sexy every day.
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atsparks.bsky.social @atsparks.bsky.social · 13h
May you find joy in the ordinary today 🍁🍂✨
An illustration of a large maple leaf in shades of orange. The leaf is jumping for joy with a wide grin on its face, arms out wide and feet off the ground.
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 17h
Deleted a dick pic of mine and got back 3TB of space.
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Marshall Mathers.
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I would rather pay $120 for a game that hired actual voice actors than a cheaper game that uses solely stolen voice patterns.
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I gotta work tomorrow, and I don't wanna!
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you were my horsehair brush, where the fuck would you be?
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Help, I'm steppin' into the Twilight Zone Place is a madhouse, feels like being cloned My beacon's been moved under moon and star Where am I to go now that I've gone too far?
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As of tonight, 8 days sober.
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hey @neildegrassetyson.com, black holes are dark stars like neutron stars but above the Planck density limit of 5x10^96kg/m^3. This would account for a very slow motion (trillions of years) supernova, or "evaporation". Change my mind.
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The woman who died in a Siberian lab accident was not infected with a strain of the bubonic plague. It's likely pneumonic given her symptoms, and definitely bacterial and should not be taken with a grain of salt. I'm low-key hoping for another pandemic as a FAFO situation is needed.
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Just going to get some essentials!" *Takes out a loan against the house.*
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sorry, I only date people with a stardust to microplastic ratio 1,000,000:1.
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Okay that was amazing, if not far fetched!
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh my God, RRR is divine. I'm so glad I found this! #tollywood
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's right ladies, I shaved. Drop those pants.
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Kaejaymae @kaejaymae.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I picked this up somewhere, and I read it once a week. #adhd #uglydogs
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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 04/10/2026
Aduldt
Aduldt Night Light

red volcano lamp thing
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you see this, post a not quite Star Trek.
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The Orville: Isaac's Opinion vs. Knowledge Quote
ALT: The Orville: Isaac's Opinion vs. Knowledge Quote
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I found a Google Drive link!
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#bollywood #india #hindi #teluga Where can I watch RRR in Australia, please?
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I had a dream about one of my exes last night and I'm really not sure how I feel about that. 😶
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Okay, I love #bluey, but when it has been on all morning on iView, I turned it off to put the terrestrial feed on... ...to find a Bluey marathon on. God damn it.
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Bluey Bandit
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Days sober: 6. #soberoctober
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Halloween? Never heard of her.
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Days sober: 5. #soberoctober
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you're one of the men who say "not all men", perhaps ask yourself why you're making a victim's experiences less of an issue than how your ego feels in that moment. Shut the fuck up. It's stupid. Listen to women. Call out your "mates". Grow up. Be better.
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gosh, I can smell that photo.
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Something tells me the venn diagram of men with that initial thought and the men who wouldn’t step in to stop it is a circle." A quote on rape culture. Source: provided.
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SPEAK! Stop this culture!
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm getting blocked by a awful lot of people of late. I assume the racism and transphobia is showing itself amongst those who can't handle that I support everyone and believe everyone has rights to safety and happiness. Bye Felicia.
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I will not fall asleep putting the kids to bed. I will not fall asleep putting the kids to bed. I will not fall asleep putting the kids to bed. I will not fall asleep putting the kids to bed. I will not fall asleep putting the kids to bed. I will not fall asleep putting the kids to bed. I will not f
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hate house inspections. It's been a long day cleaning and working.
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Queen. Oh wait.
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Princess.
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A lot don’t, in my opinion. They fall in love with him, they like having sex with them. But LIKE them? Want to spend time with them? Appreciate the things they like and the way they think and their perspectives? Nope.
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Republicans are only "anti-gay" to deflect their own homosexuality. Gay, fascist assholes.
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What am I doing? Disposing of a body. A dead one. It's a tree.
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts, right🤣🤣🤣 @thejokebot.bsky.social
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Notice how "AI Agents" aren't going after billionaire bank accounts?
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am one with the microplastics.
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Kasika // 🏳️‍🌈 @kasika.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What. Da. Fuck.
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I saw this one coming from a mile away, but yikes.
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’ve updated my terms and conditions.
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hmm, might have a plan to relocate way out of Brisbane. I'm tired.
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When was the last time YOU did the Bartman?
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you could leave Australia for anywhere in the world, away from people, violence, oppression and not so bloody cold, where would it be? #question #wwyd
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