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Mike the Undead

@zelwinters1981.bsky.social
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Game designer Dad Forklift certified Metalhead Forky Legend Polyamorous (gf position open) Kinky as hell (Ask me!) LGBT+ ally Gamer Geek It's not a Skeet. It's a "flutter"! 🦋 The Zooey Life: coming soon!

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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 5h
Bananas: now with 25% natural banana!
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 5h
Them: do you use a tablespoon to dish your coffee powder? Me: "A" tablespoon?
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 14h
Society: Work hard, save money. Me: Oh, Warhammer stuff! My wallet:
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Imtired Boss
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 14h
It isn't easy being this fucking sexy every day.
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atsparks.bsky.social @atsparks.bsky.social · 15h
May you find joy in the ordinary today 🍁🍂✨
An illustration of a large maple leaf in shades of orange. The leaf is jumping for joy with a wide grin on its face, arms out wide and feet off the ground.
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 14h
Shall I send the link?
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 19h
Deleted a dick pic of mine and got back 3TB of space.
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Marshall Mathers.
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I found a Google Drive link and watched it that night. It's amazing, yet pretty far fetched.
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I would rather pay $120 for a game that hired actual voice actors than a cheaper game that uses solely stolen voice patterns.
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I gotta work tomorrow, and I don't wanna!
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I didn't see him.
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you were my horsehair brush, where the fuck would you be?
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Help, I'm steppin' into the Twilight Zone Place is a madhouse, feels like being cloned My beacon's been moved under moon and star Where am I to go now that I've gone too far?
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As of tonight, 8 days sober.
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hey @neildegrassetyson.com, black holes are dark stars like neutron stars but above the Planck density limit of 5x10^96kg/m^3. This would account for a very slow motion (trillions of years) supernova, or "evaporation". Change my mind.
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Until these schmucks sit down and actually develop something of any percentage of quality that half of these games are, they have no right to complain.
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The woman who died in a Siberian lab accident was not infected with a strain of the bubonic plague. It's likely pneumonic given her symptoms, and definitely bacterial and should not be taken with a grain of salt. I'm low-key hoping for another pandemic as a FAFO situation is needed.
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh yeah I think I know where you mean.
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Where abouts?
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
To be fair, I lived ten years in Mount Gambier SA and that's probably wetter than Melbourne. South Australia is a vast place, mostly desert with a green belt in the south east.
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Brisbane is the winner, still. I do love Perth.
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Adelaide is also the same latitude as Sydney and is flanked by mountains and a gulf south of what's basically semi arid desert.
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yah, but south of us is the roaring 40s and Antarctic wind. We don't have the same geographical influences.
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I moved here late 2013 and the local population has at least double I think. The infrastructure can't cope at the worst of times and is often busy off peak. And housing? It's comparatively expensive to rent a house here as it is in NTC, allegedly.
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Just going to get some essentials!" *Takes out a loan against the house.*
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sorry, I only date people with a stardust to microplastic ratio 1,000,000:1.
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Indeed it is, yet it is now so crowded I want to move away somewhere quieter. It's either that or I'm getting old.
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Honestly I had thought Miami would be hotter, more akin to Townsville or Cairns. I'd hazard to think that places like Louisiana would have high tropical climates like the Cape or Darwin.
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Bandit Heeler Dad Heeler Dancing
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh nice, I could live there, then.
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've never left Australia, but I've been to all the capitals except Darwin.
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mara, ever been to Brisbane? If you have, what US city does that equate to? I hate Melbourne. I figured Seattle would be a close match.
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The amount I poop, I'd probably win.
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Okay that was amazing, if not far fetched!
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh my God, RRR is divine. I'm so glad I found this! #tollywood
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's right ladies, I shaved. Drop those pants.
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Kaejaymae @kaejaymae.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I picked this up somewhere, and I read it once a week. #adhd #uglydogs
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sadly, there're no condoms in my lasagna tonight.
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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 04/10/2026
Aduldt
Aduldt Night Light

red volcano lamp thing
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wheely?
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you see this, post a not quite Star Trek.
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The Orville: Isaac's Opinion vs. Knowledge Quote
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's how I found it!
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I found a Google Drive link!
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh I found a Google Drive link!
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's allegedly unavailable here.
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Where can I watch it in Australia?
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Where can I watch it in Australia?
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me either. Was just a random fact I learnt. :D
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Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He'll have no jaw pretty soon, don't worry.
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