Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 5hThem: do you use a tablespoon to dish your coffee powder? Me: "A" tablespoon? 000
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 14hSociety: Work hard, save money. Me: Oh, Warhammer stuff! My wallet:static.klipy.comImtired BossALT: Imtired Boss 000
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 14hIt isn't easy being this fucking sexy every day. 000
Reposted by Mike the Undeadatsparks.bsky.social @atsparks.bsky.social · 15hMay you find joy in the ordinary today 🍁🍂✨ 3276
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 19hDeleted a dick pic of mine and got back 3TB of space. 010
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I found a Google Drive link and watched it that night. It's amazing, yet pretty far fetched. 110
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I would rather pay $120 for a game that hired actual voice actors than a cheaper game that uses solely stolen voice patterns. 000
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I gotta work tomorrow, and I don't wanna! 000
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If you were my horsehair brush, where the fuck would you be? 000
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Help, I'm steppin' into the Twilight Zone Place is a madhouse, feels like being cloned My beacon's been moved under moon and star Where am I to go now that I've gone too far? 000
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Hey @neildegrassetyson.com, black holes are dark stars like neutron stars but above the Planck density limit of 5x10^96kg/m^3. This would account for a very slow motion (trillions of years) supernova, or "evaporation". Change my mind. 010
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Until these schmucks sit down and actually develop something of any percentage of quality that half of these games are, they have no right to complain. 000
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The woman who died in a Siberian lab accident was not infected with a strain of the bubonic plague. It's likely pneumonic given her symptoms, and definitely bacterial and should not be taken with a grain of salt. I'm low-key hoping for another pandemic as a FAFO situation is needed. 000
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026To be fair, I lived ten years in Mount Gambier SA and that's probably wetter than Melbourne. South Australia is a vast place, mostly desert with a green belt in the south east. 120
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Brisbane is the winner, still. I do love Perth. 110
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Adelaide is also the same latitude as Sydney and is flanked by mountains and a gulf south of what's basically semi arid desert. 110
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Yah, but south of us is the roaring 40s and Antarctic wind. We don't have the same geographical influences. 010
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I moved here late 2013 and the local population has at least double I think. The infrastructure can't cope at the worst of times and is often busy off peak. And housing? It's comparatively expensive to rent a house here as it is in NTC, allegedly. 110
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"Just going to get some essentials!" *Takes out a loan against the house.* 000
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Sorry, I only date people with a stardust to microplastic ratio 1,000,000:1. 010
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Indeed it is, yet it is now so crowded I want to move away somewhere quieter. It's either that or I'm getting old. 110
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Honestly I had thought Miami would be hotter, more akin to Townsville or Cairns. I'd hazard to think that places like Louisiana would have high tropical climates like the Cape or Darwin. 120
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026static.klipy.comBandit Heeler Dad Heeler DancingALT: Bandit Heeler Dad Heeler Dancing 020
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I've never left Australia, but I've been to all the capitals except Darwin. 000
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Mara, ever been to Brisbane? If you have, what US city does that equate to? I hate Melbourne. I figured Seattle would be a close match. 330
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Okay that was amazing, if not far fetched! 000
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Oh my God, RRR is divine. I'm so glad I found this! #tollywood 000
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 04/10/2026That's right ladies, I shaved. Drop those pants. 000
Reposted by Mike the UndeadKaejaymae @kaejaymae.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I picked this up somewhere, and I read it once a week. #adhd #uglydogs 22311
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Sadly, there're no condoms in my lasagna tonight. 010
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If you see this, post a not quite Star Trek.static.klipy.comThe Orville: Isaac's Opinion vs. Knowledge QuoteALT: The Orville: Isaac's Opinion vs. Knowledge Quote 010
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Me either. Was just a random fact I learnt. :D 000
Mike the Undead @zelwinters1981.bsky.social · 04/10/2026He'll have no jaw pretty soon, don't worry. 020