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Zelda @zelda.zone · 02/09/2026
The Baby...
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 02/09/2026
(Speaking as if one who's grill has just been discovered, broken:) "You broke my grill?!" #shitpost #doug #stupid
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 02/09/2026
Lasers, race cars, areoplanes.🎶
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 01/09/2026
Mad respect to voice actors willing to do the 'destroy your throat' roles. Just voice training has been difficult for me. Showing results though!🦾
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 01/09/2026
I love that other ducks don't talk like Donald. Like that's not just how ducks work in this cartoon; Donald Duck just has something wrong with him. ...Quite a few, actually.
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 01/09/2026
Scrooge: "Donald, I'm going take your nephews into a volcano or something to find an ancient cursed object." Donald Duck: (agreeing horrible duck noises)
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 01/09/2026
Scrooge McDuck was a genuine philanthropist, actual explorer, saved/doomed the world a few times, and put his nephews in mortal danger on a weekly basis. Despite all of those memorable achievements, what do we all remember him for? Diving into gold coins. 😩 #ScroogeMcDuck #comics #shitpost
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 01/09/2026
Samus Aran if she got insurance for every time her suit lost all her upgrades within 5 minutes of landing on a new planet. #metroid #gaming #nintendo
Scrooge McDuck diving into a mountain of gold coins like a pool.
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 01/09/2026
Mute this thread if you don't want Metroid Nerd. Chat, why did they make low missiles have a noise? I'm going to be hearing this noise forever in Hard mode. Saves don't refill missiles. #Metroidprime4 #metroid #gaming
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 01/09/2026
So shields, I feel, are like healing magic where usually, you want only the player to have it or it feels unfair. I hate an mf who's gimmick is "shield". Let me hurt you. #Metroidprime4 #metroid #gaming
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 01/09/2026
Video games are a good influence, actually.
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 01/09/2026
I like the video games where girls hurt people
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 01/09/2026
I do think I get some of the design ethos here; it is satisfying to dodge. Making bosses more about your dodges then your damage is a thing. But I still want dealing damage to feel satisfying. And the morphball dodges are slick. But Sylux 1 just took forever, and I never even lost a bar of HP […]
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 01/09/2026
#Metroid fans, what 100% broke you? I gave up on Dread. I can't be doing those shinespark puzzles. #MetroidDread #MetroidPrime #Gaming #retrogaming
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 01/09/2026
Making my VTuber a brat was such a brilliant move. I never have to justify my opinion on Vibeo Games, I'm just right 100% of the time. And if I'm ever wrong, it was just a bit to screw with you. Just like in real life. 🧠
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 01/09/2026
I do appreciate them forcing you to use the Scan Visor more though; I loved that mechanic, and it's nice to see it worked into the gameplay. I love my scans. If I ever stream Prime it will be so hard not to scan every colored outline, because I do. I need to learn about that stupid rock. Tell […]
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 01/09/2026
Bosses have so god damn much health in this game. I don't mind a hard fight, but I'm just button mashing over here waiting for meters to drain. #Metroidprime4 #metroid #gaming
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 01/09/2026
mean girls good
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 01/09/2026
Falling off a map in a boss battle is so embarrassing, even if it's only 15 damage. #metroidprime4 #gaming #metroid
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 01/09/2026
Realizing my character's arc is sort of like Scott Pilgrim except she's not that much of a loser and doesn't hate high school girls. But they're both parodies of game/anime protagonists and just perhaps the tiniest bit toxic. But it's okay; she's got an arc and everything. 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 01/09/2026
"Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!!" #Portal2's GLaDOS is a rare mix of endearing, disturbing, and amusing. I have a lot of respect for games that go the humor route because many people react so poorly to humor. People who dumped on pre-BL3 Borderlands always bugged me. The humor […]
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 01/09/2026
I was pretty busy on my Switch this past week, halfway through #Yoshi and the mysterious book, got platinum rank in Mario Party Jamboree and consider it 'beaten'. Got enough fun out of #TomodachiLife that I'm shelving it until the october stream. Beat Air Riders' true final boss, that was fun […]
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 01/09/2026
My #Nintendo #Switch2 upgrade reviews: Kirby and the Forgotten Land: Star Crossed World: 4/5, solid, visual upgrade is nice, new Eldritch Abomination final boss with alarming lore, no complaints besides it being short. Mario Wonder Bellabell park: 2.5/5, misses the mark unless you're buying it […]
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 01/09/2026
#Nintendo games really look *good* this gen, for better or worse in a more traditional/realistic way than often expected. Metroid Prime 4, Star Fox, even Kirby Air Riders has some really good-looking cutscenes and levels going on. I think it's particularly nice to see that on the 'budget' […]
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 01/09/2026
@Owlor As a player, D&D is fundamentally a list of cool monsters, items, and skills to me. The lore matters as much as your DM cares, which may be 0%.
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 01/09/2026
I think switching meds is making me bitchy at the most annoying possible time with the VTuber launch. Side Effect City should be ending pretty soon, though; just have to push through the first week or two. Still waiting on the ADHD med, really hoping that one works. Being functional sounds great.
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 01/09/2026
I just assume every problem I have with websites now is slopcoding. I imagine that's very common now. Can't imagine the industry will survive in it's current state much longer.
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 01/09/2026
My new VTuber Kiki is now on Fediverse directly! @kekoakiki ! Through the magic of Buffer dot com I am trying to stay independent of platform and keep everyone up to date at once. More interconnection, less walled gardens, please. I don't have time to post on 40 social networks.
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 01/09/2026
I hate to disagree with Tarn, but...there's nothing slow about this psychosis www.pcgamer.com/gaming-industry/dwa…
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Dwarf Fortress' creator says the industry's in shambles over AI and layoff-happy CEOs: 'Everyone I know, their bosses are slowly getting psychosis'
"They're trying to have a CEO press a button that makes a game."
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 01/09/2026
Concise and accurate Reddit post I just found about MAGA's whole motivation, from www.reddit.com/user/The_Big_Daddy " I've been saying MAGA is just immature boy politics for a while: I don't want to eat my vegetables I don't want to get a shot I don't want to do my homework I don't […]
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 01/09/2026
Shine is usually my nervous boy, but Soot has been scared all day because the big loud contractor man was here to install the new water heater. She has gone gone downstairs all day since he arrived and bolted when I made a noise just now like Shine does.
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 01/09/2026
"Most fuckable pokemon"? Uninteresting, especially as a certain (small) percent were explicitly designed to be fuckable. *Least* fuckable pokemon? Now if you can answer that with data, I will watch your stupid incredibly long YouTube pseudo-documentary.
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 01/09/2026
Going to do a test Kiki livestream at 6 PM UTC tomorrow at twitch.tv/thezeldazone . Might be my last stream on Zelda's channel for a while.
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Cartoon vtuber. Pretty paper paper princess pincusion plays primarily indie, Nintendo, and retro games. — TheZeldaZone streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community.
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 01/09/2026
Is there any #archive of #HomestarRunner's DVD-exclusive contents anywhere? You can't buy them anywhere and YouTube has a few, most of the SBemail ones but not most of the rest.
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 01/09/2026
[SA, us pol] What most people don't realize about the #LakeOntario situation is that Donald Trump repeatedly raped minors with the help of Jeffery Epstein. #uspol #uspolitics #politics #trump
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 30/08/2026
If you have nothing to hide, they'll keep adding things to the list until you do. That's how #fascism / #surveillance states work.
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 30/08/2026
The last CEO is in captivity. The galaxy is at peace.
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 30/08/2026
@Owlor having a guy with a laptop onstage looks a little weird at first but I got over it about 1 minute into a live #VNVNation concert
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Kekoa Kiki 🐟 Mesugaki VTuber @kekoakiki.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Kiki burned her tongue on tea. 💢 How is your day going, Small Fry?
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 30/08/2026
Forcing myself to play the role of an (over) confident character has helped me notice and cut out a lot of the low-self-confidence stuff I find slipping into my words. Lots of 'I think', 'maybes', preemptive excuses for things not happening or being bad. Can't do any of that as Kiki and I […]
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 30/08/2026
What are some good #retrogames for a streamer to troll co op players or the audience? #gaming #streaming
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 30/08/2026
I bought some actual pumpkin spice* like a year ago. What should I use it on? *which is for pumpkins; does not contain pumpkins. #cooking #food #pumpkinspice #homecooking
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 30/08/2026
My favorite harmless/nonsense stereotype is fat characters having tons of HP in Beat Em Ups. You see a fat guy and you just know the HP meter is 3x the length of the other mobs. Not sure who started it but Streets of Rage 2 is where I first encountered it. Oddly consistent, not really […]
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 30/08/2026
[stupid] Darkwing Duck and his estranged cousin, Farkwing Fuck
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 30/08/2026
Fishing is such a fun hobby for a brat btw. Trolling, baiting, getting your hooks in someone, good stuff for wordplay.
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 30/08/2026
I need to pretend I know #fishing and like fishing games in a week. For my silly vtuber, nothing serious. Gimmie your best fishing tips and a fee fishing games to play. I downloaded this #fishbrain app and wow the upsells, calm down. #fishinggames #games
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 30/08/2026
*Watching a TV show where a phone rings and a character rushes to answer it* Who wrote this unrealistic dreck?
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 29/08/2026
...so this #DesertWarrior thing was money laundering, right? Saudis, $150m mysteriously earning back $1m; nobody heard of it until it failed. Can't imagine it was anything else […]
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 29/08/2026
I love Mario Party but it's such a time committment, it's nice to have the options to whittle it down or play a litte side mode that takes less time. The motion minigames are...okay. They work better than most, and they're kind of fun, but not a major draw for me. The mouse controlled games are […]
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 29/08/2026
#MarioParty is a great example of options being able to make or break a game. Pro mode (90% of luck removed from the game) and Frenzy Mode (5 turns for fast turnaround) are a huge add. I like that Jamboree TV adds a co-op mode too for a little cool down. Some people get so mad at Mario Party […]
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