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End Citizens United @endcitizensunited.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For once, Ken Paxton is being honest: if it weren't for our broken campaign finance system, he'd have no shot. #UnrigWashington candidate @jamestalarico.bsky.social is running to reform our system and fight for Texans. Ken Paxton can't say the same. #TXSEN
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Eren Angiolini @erenangiolini.com · 29/09/2026
It's my birthdaaaaay!🎊 As an artist, it's often difficult to acknowledge how much I work and how much I improve, so today I want to be nicer to myself and share some of my favourite pieces I made since my last bday.💙 If you'd like to share, it would be a lovely gift!🙏✨
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Emberwick (Play Tales from Myriad!) @emberwickart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hi! My name is Carson/Emberwick and I’m an artist+game designer! It’s my 🎂birthday!🎂, and it would mean a lot if you shared my work and checked out my ttrpg Tales from Myriad (which is on sale!) metalweavegames.com/collections/...
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, next to a stick figure labeled “AI”. The stick figure says, “my outputs look just like yours now.”
The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. Above her we see text reading “I think”.
The third panel zooms in closer on Sarah’s face. Text above her reads “you missed”.
The fourth panel shows Sarah drawing happily in a sunlit room. The text above her reads “the point”.
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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
www.oglaf.com/goodideas/
Comic strip!
panel 1
a king with a long face speaks
king- okay, this might be really dumb but has anyone asked the crimson overlord to stop?

panel 2
we see that we're in some kind of war planning situation.
Well, there's a table with little figurines on it and a map.
so it's ether that or games night.
king- He's conquering and slaying but maybe he thinks we want that.

panel 3
general- Why would he think we want that?
king- probably he doesn't

panel 4
king- but a small group of heroes might make it up the dark tower and tell him we don't like it.

panel 5
general- You woud send those heroes to their deaths
king- aw come ooooon- send the worst four people in your army

panel 6
a shot of four adventurers.
one of them, who I'm going to call 'Rigby'speaks
Rugby- Cool. Secret mission.

panel 7
Rigby and friends battle monsters that are sort of like huge naked moke rats but with way more eyes.

panel 8
Rigby and friend battle their way into a doorway.

panel 9
close-up on Rigby
Rigby- Crimson Overlord! People don't like getting slain!

panel 10
green tyrant- you might have the wrong dark tower
Rigby- Shit
king-
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If the toddler-in-chief can’t slap his name on the Kennedy Center he says he will shut it down
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What a relief
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Fran Bautista 🔥 on Patreon @franbautistart.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🎊Today is my birthday!🎊 Can I ask for a RT as a gift? 🎂 Thank you so much everyone for supporting my art, it really means a lot and I’m very happy to share it with you ❤️🔥 #dnd #art
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Genius. (Sound on 🔉) @nonewdatacenters.bsky.social
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Dave Kellett @davekellett.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
COMIC: Samwise's other companion
PANEL 1: GANDALF the Grey Wizard from Lord of the Rings, stands in his cloak and hat, holding his staff. He looks kindly down at SAMWISE GAMGEE, holding BILL THE PONY’s head. SAM’s eyes well up with tears.
GANDALF: I’m sorry, Sam. We can’t take your Pony, Bill into the Mines of Moria. We’ll have to leave him here.
SAM: *snif* OK. *snif*

PANEL 2: Close up on GANDALF, as he refers to something lower down.
GANDALF: And also, your dachshund.

PANEL 3: GANDALF’s brow furrows while SAM holds up a black and tan dachshund, barking his head off.
SAM: WHY? FOR WHAT REASON??
Sound effect covering the background: BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy 72nd Birthday to Ruby Bridges, who at the age of 6 desegregated the New Orleans public schools. She’s younger than 30 senators and our last two presidents—and only 7 years older than Barack Obama. The past isn’t past.
Ruby Bridges, age 6Ruby Bridges flanked by three U.S. Marshals on the steps of her schoolNorman Rockwell’s painting depicting the event, “The Problem We All Live With,” originally published as a centerfold in the January 14, 1964 issue of Look magazine. Ruby Bridges talking with President Obama as they look at Rockwell’s painting while it was temporarily displayed at the White House in 2011.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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Zelbinion @zelbinion.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The Griffon's Saddlebag: Books Three and Four www.kickstarter.com/projects/the...
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The Griffon's Saddlebag: Books Three and Four
A massive collection of nearly a thousand illustrated, game-ready magic items for both versions of 5th Edition.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
🤷🏼
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J | dawnwalking @rabentanz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
another successful lap around the sun 🥀 so re-sharing some of my art ✨
two illustrations

first is a drawing of henry from kingdom come deliverance. he's standing in front of a tree, surrounded by previous versions of himself who died in battle (honorable of course, totally not because i wanted to play barbie dress up and wasn't wearing any full metal armor to actually be protected from attacks)

second one is from kingdom come deliverance too. it shows henry and hans kneeling on the floor, hans embracing henry after having a nightmare.two illustrations

first is a drawing of a wolfman. he's sitting in front of a waterfall, his sword sitting to his right

second is a drawing of @adomania.bsky.social 's character who i can not even begin to describe, besides tits out.two illustrations

first one was made for fen's guide to myriad realms, a dnd 5e project.

second shows my inquisitor from dragon age inquisition. spooky little guy.two illustrations

first is teor from the fourth critical role campaign. he's sitting, looking directly at the viewer with a stoic look.

second is vaelus, also from the fourth campaign. she's standing in front of a passage, swinging her bladed censer.
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Felicia Day @felicia.day · 26/08/2026
THANK YOU! We are already prepping the movie. Late pledging is avail still for people who missed the KS window! watchtheguild.com
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
FYI, it’s Cuba Gooding Jr’s character in the movie Pearl Harbor—that’s whose name Trump wants stripped from the Navy vessel. Petty Officer Doris "Dorie" Miller, a janitor—the only roles they let Black people have—rose up to man stationary guns to protect his country when Japan attacked Pear Harbor.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
🙃 And then local news outlets tell us WE’RE the only biased ones LOL 😂
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Dave Kellett @davekellett.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Anatomy of a Sasquatch — Pals! We’re Kickstarting a gorgeous ANATOMY OF MONSTERS book now. Jump in and join the awesomeness! —> www.kickstarter.com/projects/sma...
TITLE: Anatomy of Monsters: Anatomy of a Sasquatch

DESCRIPTION: An ape-like man stands in the classic Big-Foot stance, mid-walk. His arms and legs and shoulders are covered in fur, his hands, feet, biceps and chest are flesh. Behind him is a forest of trees.

JOKES:
- He’s the ultimate American cryptid!
- (pointing to the previous joke) …with the posture of a middle-aged dad trying to find his glasses.
- He’s super strong! He can bench 150! (An F-150)
- Fur has the texture of shag carpeting that’s been left in a damp basement since 1974.
- Knuckles for DAYYYYYS.
- His build is the perfect blend of “powerlifter” and “dude powering through a few sleeves of oreos.”
- Don’t think of it as “Hairy Shoulders,” think of it as “Natural Rain Poncho”
- He was made. famous by a 1967 filmstrip of what is clearly a dude-in-a-Gorilla-Suit.
- (pointing to previous joke) (Someone ran the film through modern film stabilization software. It is HILARIOUS how much its a dude in a suit.)
- His calf muscles look like four angry raccoons fighting over a corndog.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
What about ☠️ leave tho? #MissingMitchMcconnell
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
🔥 TEXAS: “Registered voters in Tarrant County has increased 30% — to be closing polling stations is blatant voter suppression… when I joined the Navy, I swore an oath to defend the Constitution from enemies foreign and domestic…Talking to you, Comrades."
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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 16/07/2026
The public reaction to Instagram’s “opt-out” default for a new AI feature was notable for its swiftness. “That was a clear and immediate pushback,” EFF’s @thorinklosowski.com told @WIRED.com. “Honestly, it was great to see how quickly that happened.”
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Please Stop Making Me Opt Out of AI
I’m sick of “opt-out” toggles for automatically enabled generative AI features. It’s past time to make “opt in” the default setting for sensitive features.
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Zelbinion @zelbinion.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Fucking @hbomax.bsky.social wants me to verify that I’m home, then tells me I’ve verified to much! WTF! Service fully going to shit.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 05/07/2026
FEARLESS Black Americans have been confronting hatred with dignity for generations.
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Edward the Movie Buff 🎞🎬🎥📽 @midgetmoxie.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Blazing Saddles (1974) Director: Mel Brooks
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
PSA: Trump, Republicans, their megadonors (+ some corporate Dems) need you to believe any limit to the greed of the ultra-rich means societal collapse. That lie is a cover story as they hollow out the middle class. The people they vilify are the good guys. Hope this helps.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Here @nbcnews.com we fixed this headline for you
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B A R S U K @barssuk.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Today is my birthday!! Thank you so much for a wonderful year!!❤❤❤ ..a wonderful gift will be a repost of the works 🥺👉👈
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Fox (is not) News 🤡
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Jordan @jordansbrock.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
“Sure, it’s nice to have the light of the Two Trees inside you, but it makes for weird farts.”
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Disgusting. And Rogan and his tiny tie say nothing
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SweetMapleSugar VT @vtdragon.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Just Cancelled my ROKU subscription. You should too. #CancelROKU www.cnbc.com/2026/06/15/f...
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Fox to buy Roku in $22 billion deal to accelerate shift to digital
Fox signed an agreement to acquire Roku in a deal valued at about $22 billion, the companies said.
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Zelbinion @zelbinion.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Fuck you @hbomax.bsky.social for making me request a code for my own account! #enshittification
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Shalit’s producer recalled seeing him “late in his career, entering a theater for a screening with a look of glee on his face. “My God, how could you?” he said. “You’ve seen two million movies.” “Yeah,” Mr. Shalit replied, “but I’ve never seen this one!” 🙏🏼 #RIP www.nytimes.com/2026/06/12/a...
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Dave Kellett @davekellett.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
TODAY'S COMIC: Anatomy of a Mermaid
TITLE: Anatomy of Monsters: Anatomy of a Mermaid

DESCRIPTION: A curvy mermaid with bright purple hair and a teal-to-green fish tail floats in some water. She has orange starfish for a bra, and smiles wide and she reaches up to the water’s surface.

JOKES:
- Her hair defies the laws of physics, even when fully dry.
- She spends at least four hours a day sitting on a rock, hoping a Hollywood producer will paddle by.
- Dating is tricky. When she gets catfished, she REALLY gets catfished.
- Watches “Deadliest Catch” on TV and just laughs and laughs.
- Has recurring nightmares involving a giant tartar sauce dispenser.
- Two words: TIDE BREATH
- Not all mermaids are musical! (She tried to sell her voice to the sea witch, but ended up with a bucket of KFC.)
- The starfish’s linkedin posts are UNBEARABLE.
- Has never once successfully sat in a Lay-Z-Boy.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
“Illegal! You cannot intimidate voters. You’re in a polling place. Get the fuck out of here!” Trump’s ICE goons intimidating voters in California…
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Dave Kellett @davekellett.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
TODAY'S COMIC: Anatomy of a Wyvern
TITLE: Anatomy of Monsters: Anatomy of a Wyvern

DESCRIPTION: A red two-legged, two-winged dragon stands on a rocky ground. He has three horns on his head, a heavy scowling brow, and a soft-looking belly.

JOKES:
- A wyvern is what you get when your mom says “We don’t need dragon. We have dragon at home.”
- The brow of a kid taking a math test they’re not prepared for.
- On his dating profile, he tells people he’s “Dragon-Adjacent” to increase matches.
- Thinks he’s an intellectual because he once swallowed a scholar.
- When a dragon is assembled without instructions.
- With these front leg things, he has the coordination of a puppy on tile floors.
- He’s what you get when you attach a flame-thrower to the chaotic energy of a spooked chicken.
- ALWAYS REMEMBER the saying about wyverns: “Smouldering stare? Stay right there. Smouldering breath? Run like heckth.”

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
🔥 Ronny Chieng at Harvard: “F*ck A.I. — the mission of your generation is to destroy it… shortcuts to skip to the end aren’t always good. The journey is the point of all this.”
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WIRED @wired.com · 29/05/2026
Pope Leo XIV may not be able to disarm AI, but he’s got the attention of the industry.
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The Vatican’s Man Inside Anthropic
Pope Leo XIV may not be able to disarm AI, but he’s got the attention of the industry.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Trump’s DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin just announced that they are “drawing up plans” to block all international flights into blue cities like New York, Los Angeles, and Chicago. thehill.com/homenews/adm...
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Marie Baumgarten @mariebaumgarten.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Hiya I'm kinda desperately looking for work atm due to a client ghosting me on a large payment! 💀 Please share! I'm open to illu, concept and art direction work and have lots of experience, mostly in the tabletop field! mariebaumgarten.art I'm also working on some new pieces so will update, soon!
Spot illustration of a warrior woman in red and gold armor, holding a spear. Done for Paizo & Catalys Game Labs Spot illustration of a hag creature with long claw like fingers, dressed in a violet robe and adorned in lots of gold jewelry. Done for Paizo & Catalys Game LabsA spot illustration of a ring made from flesh and sinew. There's teeth woven into the bands of flesh. Done for Erevan's Guide to Death and Beyond by Archvillain games.Concept sheet of a pressure plate that glows when pressed. Done for my personal story.
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 27/05/2026
So now corporations are allowed to vote in Delaware. This is the end game for Citizens United
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Corporations Can Vote in Some Delaware Elections, Judge Says (1)

May 26, 2026, 5:25 PM EDT; Updated: May 26, 2026, 6:20 PM EDT

Mike Leonard Senior Legal Reporter

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Corporations, partnerships, trusts, limited liability companies, and other "artificial entities" have the right to vote in Delaware elections under some circumstances, a judge said in a novel ruling Tuesday.May 26, 2026, 6:20 PM EDTMay 26, 2026, 5:25 PM EDTJudge Craig A. Karsnitz rejected an ACLU challenge to a charter permitting voting in local elections by the entities that own most of the property in the Town of Fenwick Island, one of several municipalities in the state with similar provisions. Karsnitz dismissed the lawsuit from Delaware's Superior Court, citing "the principle of one person/entity/one vote."

"Visions of faceless large corporations or even HAL controlling a small town are frightening and the stuff of science fiction," but "trusts, partnerships, limited liability companies, and corporations are expressly recognized as 'persons' in the Delaware Code," the judge said.

The dispute over municipal voting in a tiny coastal community represents an unusual flashpoint in the decades-long fight over the free speech rights of corporations and the dark money flooding the American electoral system. The US Supreme Court held in 2010's Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission Delaware, home to more corporations than people, is a fitting place for reality to outpace satire. The state constitutional provisions expressly enshrining corporate personhood reflect Delaware's budgetary reliance on the billions in fees it raises annually from the more than 2 million business entities chartered there.

Karsnitz, writing in a 19-page opinion Tuesday, rejected an array of constitutional arguments advanced by the ACLU, including the claim that entity voting dilutes the political power of living people.

The lawsuit "does not allege discrimination based on race or political partisanship," show "that entity property owners vote sufficiently as a bloc to usually defeat the preferred candidates of natural persons," or assert "that Fenwick's charter distinguishes between natural persons and entity property owners with the discriminatory intent to fence out natural persons," the judge said.

The town is represented by Brockstedt Mandalas Federico LLC. The ACLU is represented
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 26/05/2026
BARTIROMO: The Pope said AI could make civilization 'less human.' Why is the Pope commenting on AI right now? BURGUM: I didn't know that tech editorializing was part of the role of being Pope
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
🔥 @repcohen.bsky.social : “Don’t tell me, John Roberts, The Supreme Court is not political. It is an arm of the White House. 🇺🇸 is being destroyed from within 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.” #Memphis #JimCrow #RacistRedistricting
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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 22/05/2026
Looking for ways to show your support for digital freedoms? We've got you covered! Check out our shop for mugs, pins, stickers, and more: shop.eff.org
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Electronic Frontier Foundation - EFF Shop
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
UPDATE: Pennsylvania’s biggest mistake just helped @MarshaBlackburn @SenatorHagerty & Senate Republicans block an Iran War Powers resolution 👇🏽 Bill and Marsha own this war, and the high costs impacting your life that have come with it.
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wawtman @wawtman.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Alyiara Drow Temptress.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
😕🇺🇸 Yeah @marenmorris.bsky.social gets it
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
😕🇺🇸
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Our pets know.
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