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Jordan

@jordansbrock.bsky.social
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She/her. UglyDog, author, fangirl, dog mom, gamer, queer.

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Angry Algonquin @angryalgonquin.com · 11/10/2026
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 10/10/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "I am witnessing some truly incredible bullshit"
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Jordan @jordansbrock.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Alec is by himself outside, and I legit just wondered if he got lost on the deck stairs. He’s such a sweet sunshine boy. It shines right through his empty skull and out his eyes, even at night.
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saraofwhimsy @saraofwhimsy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Mia found a stick. She is pleased.
A dog laying in the grass chomping on a large stick.
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Jennifer (Sky) Walker @jerwillow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Forgive me, but we're so close-- no obligation, thank you for even considering-- www.gofundme.com/f/help-benne...
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Donate to Help Bennett Get Surgery for His Broken Leg, organized by Jennifer Walker
My name is Jennifer, and I am raising funds for Bennett, my sweet dog. Tod… Jennifer Walker needs your support for Help Bennett Get Surgery for His Broken Leg
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Jordan @jordansbrock.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#UglyDogs
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Liz Climo @lizclimo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Otter says “everyone says there’s a monster in this lake.” Monster replies “yeah. They’re talking about me.” Otter hugs monster “I don’t think you’re a monster.”
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Jordan @jordansbrock.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just imagine how she’d glow if I had the strength to give her a bath. #UglyDogs
Aleya closeup and dingy white.
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🐈‍⬛🤍..
A black cat with enormous round eyes gives a thumbs up against a muted coral background. Black handwritten text highlighted in yellow reads: “I thought a black cat giving you a thumbs up might make your day a little better. Please know that I’m rooting for you.” Beside the cat, white text reads: “I grew a thumb just for you.”
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Jordan @jordansbrock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Does anyone know how to use a flight tracker based on address, not a tail number for a helicopter that’s been plaguing our area for a week and a half now?
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Mother Frog Slut // Steward of Giant Reptiles @toadcialism.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The bib necklace I envisioned has come to fruition! I got these beautiful vintage teal dichroic beads when I was in Santa Barbara last month, then just got busy with my stash! Well worth waiting til 3PM to have lunch 😁 (Shop link below) #bsnm #jewelry
Beige jewelry bust displaying a colorful teal, purple, blue, and metallic rainbow bib necklace Beige jewelry bust displaying a colorful teal, purple, blue, and metallic rainbow bib necklace Closeup of the big teal dichroic glass beads, colorful rings, and rainbow spikes Closeup of Czech glass collar with large gunmetal gray bars and marbled purple and green wavy beads in all the gaps
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🐾🐾🤍
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☠️ Skulls and Sheets 👻 @skullsandsheets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Have a quick Little Mari getting involved in the leaf action that her older sisters have had monopoly over
A little mari kicks some leaves
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/10/2026
Archaeologists Unearth Ancient Clay Pot Shards From Dwelling Of Earliest Known Klutz theonion.com/archaeologists-unearth…
Archaeologists Unearth Ancient Clay Pot Shards From Dwelling Of Earliest Known Klutz
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Jordan @jordansbrock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sweetest puppy, best eyeliner. #UglyDogs
Aleya, closeup, showing off her sky blue eyes and perfect black eyeliner.
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Julia Cross @crisscrossracing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Who won the goofiest face award from our run today? Demon (Black and Tan) or Artie (Black and White)?!?
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🐾🐾🐾🤍..
A cosy illustration of a fluffy black cat stretched out asleep on a wooden wall shelf, beside three books and a trailing potted plant. The background is a softly textured blend of muted green and warm golden tones. White handwritten text above reads: “It’s nice to leave a little room in the day for nothing in particular.”
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Jennifer (Sky) Walker @jerwillow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am so sorry, the link is wrong. Here: gofund.me/811a8c078
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Donate to Help Bennett Get Surgery for His Broken Leg, organized by Jennifer Bax
My name is Jennifer, and I am raising funds for Bennett, my sweet dog. Today,… Jennifer Bax needs your support for Help Bennett Get Surgery for His Broken Leg
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MJM Grand @huntnfish8.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Rose 🌹 says smile the weeks halfway up ❤️❤️❤️
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Jordan @jordansbrock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I made a tote bag to carry bulky yarn and a throw blanket to chemo, so I can get it done before Christmas for the neighbors. It’s a big oval bottom with rows of HDC to shape it, and then a super fast mesh. The rust too has two small handles that hopefully won’t stretch. #crochet
A crocheted tote bag. The bottom and middle are gray, and the top is rust (it looks orange in the pic). The X shaped stitches are designed to stretch to accommodate the bulky yarn and blanket I’ll be packing into the bag.
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Jordan @jordansbrock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For a year, I’ve been living in an increasingly crowded and messy nest around my recliner. I need to clear it out and basically reset for cancer round 2. This means I need energy. I predict I’ll be doing this one at a time, wirh breaks in beteeen.
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hookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Witchcraft is not consolatory hokum. It doesn't offer tepid answers to hard questions and even harsher circumstances. It offers us relationships with the land, its spirits and ourselves. Relationships may be rough and require work, but they get us through. – #EmilyCBanting #WitchSky
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M. Belanger @sethanikeem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Northeast Ohio folks – if anyone is in need of a car, this is a fantastic deal: 
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Jordan @jordansbrock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#UglyDogs I can’t figure out how to update the post on gfm, but we’re fully funded!!! Thank you all so, so much. I talk to my doc tomorrow about a treatment plan. Paws & Possibilities already knows we want the five day board and train, and they’re willing to work on scheduling the dropoff/pickup.
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Rebecca Minelga - Add FALSE START on Goodreads! @rebeccaminelga.com · 29/09/2026
Happy release day to False Start, available today wherever you get your books! A sweet grumpy/sunshine romance where love is a four-legged word, featuring: 🎉 - a reformed party girl 🔥 - a wounded firefighter 🐾 - a Dalmatian therapy dog #writingcommunity #uglydogs
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Jordan @jordansbrock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#UglyDogs
Aleya
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Jordan @jordansbrock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Teeny tiny frog in the frame for the sliding screen door!
A bright green frog clinging vertically to the sliding screen door channel.
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Merchant Adventurers’ Hall @merchantshallyork.org · 29/09/2026
Because you asked so nicely here’s a video of us popping a key into one of our 17th century chests. Sadly we can’t open it (due to poorly hinges) but we have some photos below.
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Jordan @jordansbrock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We’re so close! I’d love to be able to book the board and train tomorrow, after I talk to my doc about a treatment plan and get some dates. (Obviously I don’t want to schedule a dropoff/pickup the same day as something like exploratory surgery.)
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Jordan @jordansbrock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Great books. Not just books. Fantastic books!
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Jordan @jordansbrock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It may be autumn, but you still need to remember to air your bits!
Aleya, upside down
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
please enjoy brand new tingler NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0HL6WHFVV and on buckaroo patreon www.patreon.com/chucktingle/...
cover of NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? on the right there is a concerned ladybuck with her hands up in a gesture of NO WAY BUD and on the left is an angry lookin sentient flock camera
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Jordan @jordansbrock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And now she’s watchin. #UglyDogs
Aleya watchin over the foot of my recliner
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Jordan @jordansbrock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Husky tool use! #UglyDogs
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Jordan @jordansbrock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We’re so close! I’d love to be able to book the full five days when the scheduler emails me today. Any slight overage will go towards Aleya’s spay.
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
never skip leg day
An oil painting of a giant white ox, with a massive body and extremely tiny legs. He stands solemnly in a field beneath a moody sky, as if presiding over some kind battle.
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Jordan @jordansbrock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One team on a Halloween cake/sugar/pumpkin show is making an emotional support werewolf on a leash with a vest, and I’m internally screaming it’s a SERVICE werewolf, because most jurisdictions have no public access rights for emotional support animals. I have weird irritation triggers, y’know?
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Jordan @jordansbrock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
More and more frequently, when Aleya rolls over and looks at a light bulb, she sneezes. Adorably. Just like Bucky used to do.
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 28/09/2026
Monday is scary here, take this teeny tiny owl
a pygmy owl resting on a branch.
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Jordan @jordansbrock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sleepy morning. #UglyDogs
Aleya on the foot of the recliner
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RavenMae @ravenmae.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Happy national ghost hunting day to my fellow spooky UD!
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Jordan @jordansbrock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Alec had the runs last night. Every two hours, all over the kitchen. The universe is conspiring to ensure I don’t sleep.
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Jordan @jordansbrock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have $200 I’ve saved up towards her training. The minimum cost (2 days) is $538, but the minimum gfm would let me set is $700. A full five days is $1345 unless they have a package. I’ll know more Monday and update. gofund.me/396b023ee
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Donate to Help Aleya Become a Fully Trained Service Dog, organized by Kara Braden
You probably know me by my pen name, Jordan Brock, but you definitely know… Kara Braden needs your support for Help Aleya Become a Fully Trained Service Dog
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Jordan @jordansbrock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just realized I probably don’t need an in person appt wirh my oncologist, because it’s not my first rodeo. He’ll give me a treatment plan, I’ll say yes, and maybe we can get started later this week. Hopefully I’m right! (Plus this saves Cal from burning PTO.)
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Jordan @jordansbrock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
DMV friends along the coast, are you safe? I’ve seen pics of flooding.
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Jordan @jordansbrock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Once again, I find myself asking for help to get Aleya trained. October is an amazing month for service dogs in training, wirh animatronics and people in costumes, but I don’t have the strength to go on outings, and my wife is Cat Mom, not Dog Mom (that’s me).
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Jordan @jordansbrock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I always feel awkward at the Walter Reed emergency dept because everyone calls me ma’am, and that’s like for old ladies or the queen or something. One nurse (gay, absolute cheerful sweetheart) called me “Boo” and it was so fucking delightful. 🌈
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Jordan @jordansbrock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Home safe. No traffic or construction. Food consumed. Dogs loved and given snax. So tired.
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Liz Climo @lizclimo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
mothman is just looking out for you
Mothman holding a sign that says “Be careful ❤️, Mothman”
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Jordan @jordansbrock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don’t take deep breaths. But now that I’m hooked up to a pulse ox that beeps every time it goes below 90, I’m breathing more than I have since I was a first soprano in choir.
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