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Casaubon @zas.bsky.social · 4h
Exactly! I assume it either was built in the past 10-20 years or was luxury 100 years ago?
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Casaubon @zas.bsky.social · 7h
Wowwwww my goat my goat my goat
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Casaubon @zas.bsky.social · 7h
Oh that makes sense. Sqf related metrics probably the best overall?
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Casaubon @zas.bsky.social · 7h
Does anyone know what metric one would actually use to differentiate between a genuine “luxury” apartment and the “luxury” marketing term applied to newly built market rate units?
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ironeconomist.bsky.social @ironeconomist.bsky.social · 12h
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Casaubon @zas.bsky.social · 10h
Reread the bit where he handles the sperm!
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Casaubon @zas.bsky.social · 11h
Everyone just jacking their shit crazy style
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Casaubon @zas.bsky.social · 11h
Mmm not category. Ontology?
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Casaubon @zas.bsky.social · 11h
Oh this was a schtick of mine in 2020/2021 when I learned about legibility and read Latour’s AIME which together lead to the broader version of this argument where the fundamentally unique legibility and manipulability of the digital is a new *and infectious* epistemic category
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Casaubon @zas.bsky.social · 11h
In Moby Dick, Spermaceti plays a similar role to LCL in EoE @atwilliams.bsky.social
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Pride Ott 🦦 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @hikoukihikouki9.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We really did let the tech industry get away with telling everyone they were building a technoptimist utopia rather than predicting what sort of car insurance you want to buy based on how fast you type
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moose @wood-mousse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is a page just of active duty police dog deaths and the number who died in the car or shot by their handler is frankly depressing. Even their own dogs aren’t safe from their canine bloodlust!
odmp.org
Officer Down Memorial Page (ODMP)
The Officer Down Memorial Page (ODMP) is dedicated to remembering all law enforcement officers who have fallen in the line of duty.
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moose @wood-mousse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Cops _loooove_ killing dogs, it’s ridiculous. If Americans knew how many dogs cops kill, and we had footage of a fair percentage of them, Defund the Police would poll at 60%
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Reactionary centrists treat “Abolish ICE“ as a metaphysical question of whether immigration enforcement is ever justified. But it is really a practical question—how can you allow a fifth column paramilitary that wants to overthrow democracy to continue to exist in your government?
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Casaubon @zas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Overtime addicts next to the ad that says “in memoriam: the billable hour” is really funny
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John C @badsocialism.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Holy shit
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Casaubon @zas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think in many ways my job is sort of a "worst of both worlds" for me not just related to hours.
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Casaubon @zas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
yeah I just think my place is too rigid for that. I appreciate how good the hour-per-hour work life balance is but I would gladly work an extra few hours a week overall if it meant more genuine flexibility during the day.
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Casaubon @zas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
In South Brooklyn too!
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Casaubon @zas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’ve only done that twice. I’m so nervous about it. Idk my workplace has a weird vibe in that it’s part clock in clock out but part very intense/serious about being there within that.
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Casaubon @zas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I just am literally not able to do that. I’m always getting messages or pings or whatever from my boss. Fucking lucky bastard software engineers
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Casaubon @zas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If I want to do something during or even close to my 8 hours(in case something runs late) that can’t fit in a lunch break I have to put it on the calendar two weeks in advance! Like a normal person!
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Casaubon @zas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Does nobody in this city have a fucking job????
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Casaubon @zas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
also countries really don't give that big benefits if you look at raw opportunity cost $/hr etc.
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mothman the wanderer @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Catholicism occupies a Schrodinger's religion position for the American right, where it is real when it agrees with insane RW thought (SCOTUS!) and literally un-Christian otherwise
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finrodsauronvorecommissionfolderabsurdres @yungdreyfusard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
haha yea im so glad that was their main target
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Strawberry Juliet @beamposter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Drinking analog horror espresso
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Casaubon @zas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
so like MacFarlane is in a way closer to Marc Maron in terms of "genX guy obsessed with 20th century showbiz", the South Park guys retain the edgy 1990s medium-neutral indie artist, and Trump is just slopmaxxer
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Casaubon @zas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Well you also have to break it down by "loves the oldies and mid 20th century culture in general" "contemporary musical comedy" and "repressed abused new york bisexual with bad taste"
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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
it’s funny that there’s a left-center-right plot of “famous straight guys who love musical theater”. I’ve never really known what to do with that information.
Seth MacFarlaneTrey Parker and Matt StoneDonald Trump
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Casaubon @zas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There's a breeder in CA whose Bernese mountain dogs all live to like 10-11 years and I think that means she's basically Solved dogs.
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Mezentine @mezentine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The backlash to No Man’s Sky was because a bunch of people had convinced themselves that it was The Forever Game and the developers, for various reasons, failed to disabuse them of that idea.
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Casaubon @zas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
in a strange and fucked up way, Fridays are sometimes my least favorite day of the week because it's when I'm most anxious to be done with work.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ICE is a militia of serial abusers.
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Casaubon @zas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s continuously stunning how unserious and incompetent OAI is.
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Casaubon @zas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wow yeah this is pretty much exactly how I’d want this reported on for the public. Shocked the editors let it through.
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Casaubon @zas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Awake—aiai—awake!" is so good. Joycean
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Casaubon @zas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
oh nvm that was SGC
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Casaubon @zas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
wait omg is that the one you sent to me ages ago?
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value plus discounted @akhilrao.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i suppose you could make an argument that the labs would get goodwill out of this. but that would require the labs to view the public as something other than an amorphous paypig
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⟨ Jargonaut NPC Alex ⟩ @lastnpcalex.agency · 08/10/2026
why don't the big labs treat this down time like telescope time? you make a proposal, they can get a few of their experts to look it over, then burn it out on an allotment of token slack. argument against: it would slow them down, a little counter: slow is smooth, smooth is fast
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Casaubon @zas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Local grown adult REFUSES to stop burning his mouth on pizza
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Notthedarkweb @notthedarkweb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This one's incredible haha.
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Casaubon @zas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Well that’s why we have Boston and almost every other city. As long as there are no internal hallways so it’s effectively single stair or a collection of them, I say Hulk Out!
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Casaubon @zas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Owners shoulda sold :p
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Casaubon @zas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah I mean more aura farm rather than lot
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Casaubon @zas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just lie about what you’ll do and then lie that you did it.
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Casaubon @zas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Exactly yeah :/
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Casaubon @zas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I haven’t driven a car since thanksgiving last year so I’m starting to forget how much it sucks.
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Casaubon @zas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There’s basically only three Americans alive this would be remotely justifiable for from a pragmatic lens.
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