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Zaphod Veeblebrox 🐙🐞🍀🎰

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Tinker, tailor, thief (especially of memes) | he/him John Brown was right. There are no Nazis in Valhalla.

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Darth Empath @jhatman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A human can only survive 2-7 days without clean water, whereas we can survive in perpetuity without datacenters. Choose wisely.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Oh, honey . . . You place your children in the custody of priests, pastors, and youth pastors, a demographic proven most likely to molest children. You are *not* protecting and nurturing your children—you're endangering them. And shamelessly lying about Islam and feminism isn't going to change that.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
So the Trump administration has brought polygraphs back to multiple departments because information keeps getting out. Just a reminder: take precautions, protect your identity, and never assume your communications are completely private.
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Zaphod Veeblebrox 🐙🐞🍀🎰 @zaphodv.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
OK, what stage of MAHA capitalism is it when the bleach is recalled due to bacterial infection?
Clorox recalling 6.3 million cleaning products due to bacterial contamination, news reports.
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RB @rbisrb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Same As It Ever Was...
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
BOSTON…😕 ✈️
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MrC Careens Haphazardly Through Time & Space @oldmisterc.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Forbes @forbes.com · 12/08/2026
Two media firms called the president’s plan to sell faster access to his social media posts “extraordinary, corrupt and unconstitutional.”
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Trump Sued Over Plan To Monetize His Truth Social Posts
Two media firms called the president’s plan to sell faster access to his social media posts “extraordinary, corrupt and unconstitutional.”
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Zaphod Veeblebrox 🐙🐞🍀🎰 @zaphodv.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I understand that a Commodore 64 with a faulty RAM chip is still smarter than most cops. But the lesson from 1979 still applies:
Modified from a 1979 IBM training slide:
A COMPUTER
CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE
THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER MAKE A BUSINESS DECISION
with BUSINESS covered over in red text with "LAW ENFORCEMENT"
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Delta Airlines charging me for my bag? That's obnoxious. Delta Airlines charging me to book a seat? That's obnoxious. But Delta Airlines working with ICE to ship people to concentration camps is COLLABORATION. Boycot #delta
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manish vij @mvij.org · 13/08/2026
Apparently we’re paying mercenaries to murder random Ecuadorean fishermen? www.nytimes.com/2026/08/12/wor…
Satisfied with their catch, they said, they headed back to the mainland, entering Ecuador's territorial waters in mid-March.
That morning they were stopped by the nation's coast guard, inspected and then cleared for passage, according to interviews with five of the crew.
That alternoon, they said they noticed they were being followed by a blue boat on the horizon. About an hour later, drones flew toward them and then dropped explosive devices onto their ship, injuring several crewmen and engulfing their vessel in flames.
ẠThe boys were there, hurt and scared. Some got a fire extinguisher to try to put out the fire, but there were too many flames," the captain of the Negra Francisca, Hernán Flores, told The Times.
As the fire grew, some of the crew members dived into the ocean while others jumped into smaller boats attached to the Negra Francisca. They headed toward the blue ship that had been following them, hoping to be saved.
"We were really scared, Mr. Flores said.
As they approached the blue vessel, the crew members onboard ordered the fishermen to raise their hands, communicating through a translator, the fishermen said. They said they were then bound, hooded and held on deck overnight, receiving no medical attention even though some were badly injured, with open, bleeding wounds.
The men, who were armed, questioned the fishermen, asking whether they were carrying anything illegal. When an injured fisherman replied that they had been inspected by the Ecuadorean Coast Gu…
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SlowlyBoiledFrog @davidcaryhart.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
ICE agents are to be given electric gloves to shock people into compliance. As if those thugs will not abuse their use. This only encourages agents to use MORE force. The advisory below is from the product's user manual. GIFT link: www.nytimes.com/2026/08/12/u...
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Too mean? 🤷‍♂️🍔
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Roger ZenAF 🖕🐸🖕 @rogerzenaf.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Here is a photo of President Biden boarding Air Force One on the tarmac, in the open, in Turkey. No reason...
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God @thegodshow.com · 11/08/2026
Dear Americans, Iran won the Iran war. Your insane president will claim victory but your gas will stay high. Good night and good luck! Love, God
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If you’re hiding in a catering truck when you control the most powerful military in the world, you aren’t winning.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A novel—and, no doubt, fleeting—moment of self-awareness.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 10/08/2026
If it looks like an Amazon delivery and drives like an Amazon delivery, then it's an Amazon delivery, right? Not according to Amazon. Big companies like Amazon have built a vast network of subcontractors who deliver their packages while shielding them from accountability.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 07/08/2026
“If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor.” - Archbishop Desmond Tutu One side wants fascism. The other side wants healthcare as a human right. To even attempt to conflate the two is absurd.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Speaker of the Iranian Parliament
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The Trump administration announced that it is moving forward with plans to eliminate hundreds of federal regulations governing Head Start, a 61-year-old program that provides early education and support to some of the nation’s lowest-income children. The proposal would strip away many long-standing
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Zaphod Veeblebrox 🐙🐞🍀🎰 @zaphodv.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
81 years ago, on August 6: Human Shadow Etched in Stone 260 m from the hypocenter Donated by Sumitomo Bank, Hiroshima Branch
These stone steps were at the entrance to the Hiroshima Branch of the Sumitomo Bank. Exposed to the atomic explosion at close range, the person sitting on the steps waiting for the bank to open is thought to have died on the spot with no possibility of escape. The intense heat of the A-bomb turned the steps whitish; the stone under the sitting person remained dark, like a shadow. Several families have suggested that the person killed on the steps may have been one of their own.
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Roger ZenAF 🖕🐸🖕 @rogerzenaf.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Jesus. Christ. We can't even fucking eat anymore! www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
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Salmonella outbreak linked to jalapeños hits 27 states. See where
A salmonella outbreak linked to jalapeños has sickened people in 27 states, with 36 hospitalizations reported, according to federal health officials.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 07/08/2026
Tonight in Tennessee Justin Pearson won his primary and Andy Ogles lost his primary. I’m basking in the moment of joy ❤️
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 05/08/2026
El-Sayed: "Once a government agency like ICE is told it has impunity to do the worst things and violate the highest law of the land, which is the Constitution itself, I don't think you can reform or retrain. I think we need to start from scratch ... I think we need to abolish it."
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
What happens to justice when PORKUS and his MAGAT mob are ignorant, vile people! www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2026/...
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This federal judge ruled against Trump. Then the threats began.
U.S. District Judge John McConnell’s experience is emblematic of the climate facing jurists, whether nominated by Democratic or Republican presidents.
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BlueDream @58bugeye.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
An experimental defense department GPS jammer resulted in a civilian medical plane crashing killing everyone on board Should a day drunk be in charge of the department of defense?
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Until July 1, 2025, CDC had a formal response team surveilling cyclosporiasis. Now we are stuck with the people who were stupid enough to break the thing trying to fix it.
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Happy birthday to an actual President, Barack Obama. 💙
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Michael J. Stern @michaeljstern.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Facts suck, if you're delusional and in a cult.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
You misspelled "wine box".
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Jason Dogwood 💙 🏳️‍🌈 🌱 @jasondogwood.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Anne Frank was arrested on this day in 1944. History rarely returns wearing the same uniform, it returns asking the same thing of ordinary people: Will you sit down and look away? Or will you stand up and fight? #Resist
A black and white photo of Anne Frank smiling
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James Stafford @jpstafford.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Excellent. www.bbc.com/sport/footba...
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Gianni Infantino: Wales first nation to withdraw support for Fifa president
Wales become the first nation to publicly withdraw backing for Gianni Infantino's bid to continue his leadership of Fifa.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Good framing.
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Kindergarten girls targeted for invasive exams by new GOP-led ballot measure
Washington State voters will decide the fate of a ballot initiative that would require girls from kindergarten through high school to undergo sex-verification testing before playing school sports — a ...
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
“Do you think it’s fair your office is still getting paid while Kentuckians go without representation?” This is the right Q from @cheering4change. Not only is it unfair, if he’s dead or incapacitated it should be a crime. (Fraud, racketeering, etc) #MissingMitchMcconnell
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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Yup. You did. And cancer research for children was first to go.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 03/08/2026
BREAKING: EXCLUSIVE: Five months ago, we learned that ICE seized drawings and letters from children in the Dilley ICE concentration camp. I sued under the Freedom of Information Act. Today, I got responsive documents. www.muellershewrote.com/p/breaking-e...
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BREAKING: EXCLUSIVE: ICE Seized Drawings from Children in Detention. I Sued, and Today I Got Them.
Five months ago, I filed a Freedom of Information Act Request for papers seized from children at the Dilley ICE Detention Center. Today, I got a heartbreaking response.
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Ben Edwards @bostonhistory.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The president of the United States is a mentally deranged con man and a pathological liar.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
We’ve been saying this for a while now many of the people being targeted are just fishermen. Evidence now supports that the United States has killed individuals who were not involved in drug trafficking during its “counternarcotics interdiction operations” in the Caribbean and Pacific.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The news story about Donald Trump being desperate for immunity for tax fraud & the news story about Donald Trump being kicked to the curb by Capital One for widespread money laundering are RELATED.
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ACLU @aclu.org · 03/08/2026
NEW: A federal judge blocked the Trump administration's demand for Illinois voters' sensitive data. The DOJ is now 0 for 19 — and counting.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump · 49m
I disagree 100% with Jeanine Pirro, the U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia, on the Reflecting Pool. I don't know what she was thinking? To me, it was a pure case of VANDALISM, that included the grass, which had a big 86 47 emblazoned in giant letters on it, and other elements of the surrounding area. There may have been some contractor difficulty, but the major damage was caused by VANDALS!
President DJT
 

[Below the text of the post is a meme of always sunny in philadelphia showing a man in a black top hat mock-crying, flanked by two large crying emoji icons, with overlay text at the bottom.]
Aww, did your own Justice Department publicly tell the world that you're full of shit?
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Exactly 3 months from today is the most important midterm election in our lifetime. Our opportunity to hold him accountable. Register to vote here: Iwillvote.com The stakes have never been higher. Show the world the majority of Americans are good, decent, honest people. #VoteBlue🗳️ #RejectMAGA 👎
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
two-panel political meme. The top panel depicts an older man with glasses, a goatee, and a red "Make America Great Again" hat standing outdoors in front of an industrial site. The bottom panel shows Donald Trump, Melania Trump, and Barron Trump inside a lavishly decorated golden room, with Barron sitting atop a large toy lion. Bold white text spans the middle and bottom of the image.

I VOTED FOR TRUMP BECAUSE HILLARY HAS NO IDEA OF THE STRUGGLES WE FACE AS AVERAGE JOE BLUE COLLAR WORKERS IN SMALL TOWN USA

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Only 2 more days until Mitch McConnel is declared dead.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
WATCH — Abby Phillip to Tim Parrish: “Trump’s sons are doing business deals that have a direct relationship with the 🇺🇸 government… the double standard is YOUR problem. If you had a problem with Hunter Biden, you should have 10x the problem with the Trumps.”
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 03/08/2026
The Trump regime forced Haitian Americans into undocumented status, and is now using that undocumented status as an excuse to force them to wear ankle monitors. It was never about following the law, but about banning Black and brown immigrants while advancing fascism & Christian nationalism.
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