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Zaphod Veeblebrox 🐙🐞🍀🎰

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Tinker, tailor, thief (especially of memes) | he/him John Brown was right. There are no Nazis in Valhalla.

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Zaphod Veeblebrox 🐙🐞🍀🎰 @zaphodv.bsky.social · 23h
How far the US has fallen:
On the left, the Statue of Liberty, with "October 1886", the date it was gifted, superimposed. 
On the right, a statue named "The Orange Plague" picturing a naked, gilded trump sitting astride a small man's shoulders, with October 2026, the date it was unveiled at the European Parliament, superimposed.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
In case you were wondering why Donald’s biggest fans suddenly went silent . . .
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Darth Empath @jhatman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A human can only survive 2-7 days without clean water, whereas we can survive in perpetuity without datacenters. Choose wisely.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Oh, honey . . . You place your children in the custody of priests, pastors, and youth pastors, a demographic proven most likely to molest children. You are *not* protecting and nurturing your children—you're endangering them. And shamelessly lying about Islam and feminism isn't going to change that.
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Zaphod Veeblebrox 🐙🐞🍀🎰 @zaphodv.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm confused, too: RFK Jr and tRump seem to be managing nearly unimaginable feats of incompetence.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
So the Trump administration has brought polygraphs back to multiple departments because information keeps getting out. Just a reminder: take precautions, protect your identity, and never assume your communications are completely private.
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Zaphod Veeblebrox 🐙🐞🍀🎰 @zaphodv.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My guess from the details is that their scent containers or dispensers were contaminated with dirt? www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2026...
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Clorox Puerto Rico Recalls 6 Million Scented Mistolin and Lestoil Multi-Purpose Cleaners Due to Risk of Exposure to Bacteria
Consumers should stop using the recalled cleaners immediately. Consumers will be asked to register at https://mistolinrecall.expertinquiry.com/ and submit a picture of the 12-digit UPC code printed on...
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Zaphod Veeblebrox 🐙🐞🍀🎰 @zaphodv.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
OK, what stage of MAHA capitalism is it when the bleach is recalled due to bacterial infection?
Clorox recalling 6.3 million cleaning products due to bacterial contamination, news reports.
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RB @rbisrb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Same As It Ever Was...
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
BOSTON…😕 ✈️
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MrC Careens Haphazardly Through Time & Space @oldmisterc.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Forbes @forbes.com · 12/08/2026
Two media firms called the president’s plan to sell faster access to his social media posts “extraordinary, corrupt and unconstitutional.”
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Trump Sued Over Plan To Monetize His Truth Social Posts
Two media firms called the president’s plan to sell faster access to his social media posts “extraordinary, corrupt and unconstitutional.”
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Zaphod Veeblebrox 🐙🐞🍀🎰 @zaphodv.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I understand that a Commodore 64 with a faulty RAM chip is still smarter than most cops. But the lesson from 1979 still applies:
Modified from a 1979 IBM training slide:
A COMPUTER
CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE
THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER MAKE A BUSINESS DECISION
with BUSINESS covered over in red text with "LAW ENFORCEMENT"
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Delta Airlines charging me for my bag? That's obnoxious. Delta Airlines charging me to book a seat? That's obnoxious. But Delta Airlines working with ICE to ship people to concentration camps is COLLABORATION. Boycot #delta
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manish vij @mvij.org · 13/08/2026
Apparently we’re paying mercenaries to murder random Ecuadorean fishermen? www.nytimes.com/2026/08/12/wor…
Satisfied with their catch, they said, they headed back to the mainland, entering Ecuador's territorial waters in mid-March.
That morning they were stopped by the nation's coast guard, inspected and then cleared for passage, according to interviews with five of the crew.
That alternoon, they said they noticed they were being followed by a blue boat on the horizon. About an hour later, drones flew toward them and then dropped explosive devices onto their ship, injuring several crewmen and engulfing their vessel in flames.
ẠThe boys were there, hurt and scared. Some got a fire extinguisher to try to put out the fire, but there were too many flames," the captain of the Negra Francisca, Hernán Flores, told The Times.
As the fire grew, some of the crew members dived into the ocean while others jumped into smaller boats attached to the Negra Francisca. They headed toward the blue ship that had been following them, hoping to be saved.
"We were really scared, Mr. Flores said.
As they approached the blue vessel, the crew members onboard ordered the fishermen to raise their hands, communicating through a translator, the fishermen said. They said they were then bound, hooded and held on deck overnight, receiving no medical attention even though some were badly injured, with open, bleeding wounds.
The men, who were armed, questioned the fishermen, asking whether they were carrying anything illegal. When an injured fisherman replied that they had been inspected by the Ecuadorean Coast Gu…
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SlowlyBoiledFrog @davidcaryhart.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
ICE agents are to be given electric gloves to shock people into compliance. As if those thugs will not abuse their use. This only encourages agents to use MORE force. The advisory below is from the product's user manual. GIFT link: www.nytimes.com/2026/08/12/u...
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Too mean? 🤷‍♂️🍔
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Roger ZenAF 🖕🐸🖕 @rogerzenaf.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Here is a photo of President Biden boarding Air Force One on the tarmac, in the open, in Turkey. No reason...
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God @thegodshow.com · 11/08/2026
Dear Americans, Iran won the Iran war. Your insane president will claim victory but your gas will stay high. Good night and good luck! Love, God
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If you’re hiding in a catering truck when you control the most powerful military in the world, you aren’t winning.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A novel—and, no doubt, fleeting—moment of self-awareness.
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Zaphod Veeblebrox 🐙🐞🍀🎰 @zaphodv.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Yay, California. That's Santa Barbara and LA representing. On this rare occasion, the SoCal boys aren't a complete loss.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 10/08/2026
If it looks like an Amazon delivery and drives like an Amazon delivery, then it's an Amazon delivery, right? Not according to Amazon. Big companies like Amazon have built a vast network of subcontractors who deliver their packages while shielding them from accountability.
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Zaphod Veeblebrox 🐙🐞🍀🎰 @zaphodv.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Yeah, me too. Not a fun time.
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Zaphod Veeblebrox 🐙🐞🍀🎰 @zaphodv.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The buffalo appears to have more self awareness
A buffalo with trump like hair
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Zaphod Veeblebrox 🐙🐞🍀🎰 @zaphodv.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
There are about 1/4 of Americans old enough to remember stagflation, but probably only 1/4 of those have more long term memory and reasoning ability than a Chihuahua. So, anyway, welcome back to 1979.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 07/08/2026
“If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor.” - Archbishop Desmond Tutu One side wants fascism. The other side wants healthcare as a human right. To even attempt to conflate the two is absurd.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Speaker of the Iranian Parliament
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The Trump administration announced that it is moving forward with plans to eliminate hundreds of federal regulations governing Head Start, a 61-year-old program that provides early education and support to some of the nation’s lowest-income children. The proposal would strip away many long-standing
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Zaphod Veeblebrox 🐙🐞🍀🎰 @zaphodv.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
81 years ago, on August 6: Human Shadow Etched in Stone 260 m from the hypocenter Donated by Sumitomo Bank, Hiroshima Branch
These stone steps were at the entrance to the Hiroshima Branch of the Sumitomo Bank. Exposed to the atomic explosion at close range, the person sitting on the steps waiting for the bank to open is thought to have died on the spot with no possibility of escape. The intense heat of the A-bomb turned the steps whitish; the stone under the sitting person remained dark, like a shadow. Several families have suggested that the person killed on the steps may have been one of their own.
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Roger ZenAF 🖕🐸🖕 @rogerzenaf.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Jesus. Christ. We can't even fucking eat anymore! www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
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Salmonella outbreak linked to jalapeños hits 27 states. See where
A salmonella outbreak linked to jalapeños has sickened people in 27 states, with 36 hospitalizations reported, according to federal health officials.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 07/08/2026
Tonight in Tennessee Justin Pearson won his primary and Andy Ogles lost his primary. I’m basking in the moment of joy ❤️
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DerMann51 @dermann51.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 05/08/2026
El-Sayed: "Once a government agency like ICE is told it has impunity to do the worst things and violate the highest law of the land, which is the Constitution itself, I don't think you can reform or retrain. I think we need to start from scratch ... I think we need to abolish it."
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Zaphod Veeblebrox 🐙🐞🍀🎰 @zaphodv.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
He stole the toupee from the cow:
Picture of the tRump lookalike buffalo in Bangladesh, whose hair looks suspiciously like tRump's new head tribble.
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Zaphod Veeblebrox 🐙🐞🍀🎰 @zaphodv.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Useless pig sucking piece of fascist garbage "thinks" that was really funny, too.
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Zaphod Veeblebrox 🐙🐞🍀🎰 @zaphodv.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
How much more? They're lovin' it.
Gadsen flag with snake blushing, captioned "Please Don't Tread On I'll Cum :("
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Zaphod Veeblebrox 🐙🐞🍀🎰 @zaphodv.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Exile Naziferatu and the entire tRump kkklan to tRump tower Port-au-Prince.
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
What happens to justice when PORKUS and his MAGAT mob are ignorant, vile people! www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2026/...
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This federal judge ruled against Trump. Then the threats began.
U.S. District Judge John McConnell’s experience is emblematic of the climate facing jurists, whether nominated by Democratic or Republican presidents.
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BlueDream @58bugeye.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
An experimental defense department GPS jammer resulted in a civilian medical plane crashing killing everyone on board Should a day drunk be in charge of the department of defense?
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Zaphod Veeblebrox 🐙🐞🍀🎰 @zaphodv.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Looks more like forcible grooming.
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Until July 1, 2025, CDC had a formal response team surveilling cyclosporiasis. Now we are stuck with the people who were stupid enough to break the thing trying to fix it.
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Zaphod Veeblebrox 🐙🐞🍀🎰 @zaphodv.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Look on the bright side: we'll have pre-built space for the reeducation camps for all the #MAGAts.
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Zaphod Veeblebrox 🐙🐞🍀🎰 @zaphodv.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This picture of Marilyn Monroe, from the centerfold of the first Playboy magazine (in 1953!) was taken in 1949 when she was 22 or 23 years old. Gloria Steinem wrote "A Bunny's Tale" in 1963. That was the whole ouvre. It had been going on for 30 years by the 80s.
Picture from centerfold of 1st Playboy magazine featuring Marilyn Monroe. Taken from an auction lot. The magazine sold in 2019 for $3,125.
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Zaphod Veeblebrox 🐙🐞🍀🎰 @zaphodv.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
About time.
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Zaphod Veeblebrox 🐙🐞🍀🎰 @zaphodv.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
#MAGAtsAreMorons continues its 10th season with a passer rating of 158.3.
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Happy birthday to an actual President, Barack Obama. 💙
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