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i'm over 30 years old, lots of NSFW rts and interactions, very pro-problematic/proship/whatever, 18+ account that posts/reposts adult materials Any pronouns, if the state is gonna pitch a fit i'm adding it 🏳️‍⚧️ pfp by @engineerkappa.net

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Akai Riot @akairiot.com · 2h
is this heaven? no, it's Skyworld
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Shaxbert 🔞 @shaxbert.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
It sucks when your undercover disguise doesn't even cover enough to afford the luxury of pockets. It's even worse when you forget to put your Kimmunicator on silent before putting it... huh. Where'd Kim stash that thing, come to think of it? #PokerPrompts2026 #KimPossible #bunnygirl #nsfw
A pair of poler chips labeled "Kim Possible" and "Bunny"Kim Possible (Kim Possible), undercover as a Playboy bunny-style server at a no-doubt-nefarious gathering, is compromised as her communicator's distinctive chime goes off. Determining where the communicator is currently situated is an exercise left to the viewer's imagination, but a couple shadowy figures in the vicinity have definitely taken notice.
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Shaxbert 🔞 @shaxbert.bsky.social · 16h
I drew Kim once before in an Auction prompt for Kinktober 2024, and y'know, I really like the idea of it being a sequel to this year's sketch!
A largely monochrome rendition of a very basic online auction site. The merchandise: Kim Possible, super-secret agent, who is depicted in a window on the left of the screen, kneeling and nude, bound in a thick metal collar, bolero straitjacket, leather legbinder, and head-harness ball gag. Bidding is happening in a chat window to the right of Kim's panel, where a chatter by the screenname of Dr.D runs afoul of the strict no-real-names rule and gets banned.  At the bottom of the screen is the item info, current bid of $2,500,001 placed by DeMeNt0, and the current time remaining, showing 3 minutes 52 seconds.
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Shaxbert 🔞 @shaxbert.bsky.social · 3h
Shantae's a little short on funds for Tuki's goods on this trip. Fortunately, the naga has alternative payment plans for the destitute do-gooder. The financing terms can really be kind of a squeeze, though! #PokerPrompts2026 #Shantae #Tuki #coiling #breathplay #nsfw
A pair of poker chips labeled "Shantae" and "Squeeze/Coiled".Half-genie Shantae is caught in the grip of the shopkeeper naga Tuki (Shantae series). Tuki's wound Shantae up in several thick layers of her scaly coils and is giving the hapless heroine a heck of a squeeze.  All that's visible of Shantae are her breasts, which are ballooning out from between two of Tuki's coils, and the top half of her face, which is turning a steadily-deepening shade of red.

Tuki grins devilishly at the struggling Shantae as she rests her snakey boobs on the top of Shantae's head.
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🔞Candy Corn Studios AFTER DARK🔞🏳️‍⚧️🇲🇽 (Zorn account for Zerking off) @candyafterdark.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Someone suggested I make a paizuri edit of this. Y’all are a bad influence on me lmfao but I delivered. Bridget Guilty Gear came on both their faces too :3c #threesome #yuricest #yuri #unika #unikaguiltygear #ggst #guiltygear #incest #trans #beach #exhibitionism #pixelart #art #artistsonbsky
Bridget came huge ass buckets by sticking her cock in Dizzy’s tits. Unika licking Bridget cumm of her Mom’s tits
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Witchy Annie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 8h
🥺 👉👈 If I can get $100 I'll draw Ash getting her guts stuffed
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PLEASE REPOST PINNED, 48 HOURS LEFT @irisposting.bsky.social · 4h
I'VE ONLY RAISED $150 OVERNIGHT I DON'T EVEN HAVE $500 AND HAVE 48 HOURS HELP I DON'T WANT TO DIE I DON'T WANT TO DIE I DON'T WANT TO DIE I DON'T WANT TO DIE I DON'T WANT TO DIE I DON'T WANT TO DIE I DON'T WANT TO DIE I DON'T WANT TO DIE I DON'T WANT TO DIE I DON'T WANT TO DIE
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かげい @kagei.bsky.social · 2h
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🔞Candy Corn Studios AFTER DARK🔞🏳️‍⚧️🇲🇽 (Zorn account for Zerking off) @candyafterdark.bsky.social · 1h
HAPPY OCTOBER
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Cafin @ca-fin.bsky.social · 16h
Taliyah friday! Straight to the point...
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Tonee @toneeartwork.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Mordred "hugging" Master tightly with her feet, as commanded
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GameBuddy, a crying and crying and crying “boy” @jeremybaker.actor · 15/10/2026
my favorite “modern classic” tumblr post
Tumblr post by pussyronin (a now deactivated account):

Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!

Angel on my shoulder: we're extremely fortunate.
You shot him in the side of the head and you're wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger's tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story

Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he'd taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i've seen the way you've looked at him..

My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!
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CARDBOARD HYPERFIX @cardboardhyperfix.bsky.social · 4h
Got this one recently
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The old internet @theoldinternet.bsky.social · 3h
the internet peaked here
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 4h
You know, you and I may not be this newspaper’s target audience
WSJ notification: “the biggest drama in family inheritances often happens in the third generation.”
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Fuss @fusspot.rip · 5h
This was worth sitting and typing out the alt text. Even Cookie Monster gets that genAI is worthless.
A photograph of an article from The New Yorker magazine.

It is headed by a stylized illustration (by Luci Gutiérrez) of a nervous-looking Cookie Monster facing the viewer head-on and raising a circuitry-covered cookie to his open mouth.

TEXT: Me resident cookie expert on Sesame Street, so me responsible for telling everyone about cookie—how to eat cookie, how to make cookie, and, most important, how to slow down and enjoy cookie. But then me get new boss, Matt.

Matt here to “implement technological solutions that improve productivity.” Me don’t understand. So me ask Big Bird for translation. Big Bird say this mean Cookie Monster has to use A.I. for cookie work now.

Me confused. Me know cookie inside and out! Me never get complaint about cookie duties before. Now me not enough? Me spiral.

So me talk to Elmo. Elmo say not to worry because me cookie experience still very valuable. Elmo also remind Cookie Monster that me always have good cookie idea, like making chocolate cookie, or coconut cookie, or oatmeal cookie, or tiny cookie, or macaroon. Wow! Me making me hungry. Me feel better now.

Next day, me record episode of weekly cooking show with Grover. In episode, me eat VERY BIG cookie. Everyone laugh. Me proud!

Then Matt ask why me not using A.I. to write script for cooking show. Matt say A.I. smarter and faster than Cookie Monster. Me explain that me already cookie expert, and me always done good job of bringing joy of cookies to everybody. But Matt say that if me no use A.I., me fired. Me panic!

So, me try it. Me tell A.I.: “Write about cookies.”

“When it comes to cookies, it’s not about the taste—it’s about the experience.”

What this mean? Taste of cookie very important to cookie experience. Me frustrated. Why Matt say robot would be good at cookie?

But me try again. This time, me tell A.I.: “Write about cookies passionately!

“Some people only eat cookies on the weekends. I eat cookies all day long. Because the cookie grind never stops. Agree?”The same article, continued from the previous image.

TEXT:  Me horrified. Me have unique voice. And now me sound like not me. Now me sound like Matt on LinkedIn

Me sad after doing this, so me eat cookie in bed.

Next morning, me tell Matt that A.I. not good at cookies. Matt say that not true. He say me need better “A.I. skills.”

Me not sure about that. But me do need job. Me dream of free cookie for everyone! Just a dream, though. Me still have to pay for everything. Cookies. Doctor. Everything.

So me take online course. Me even subscribe to e-mail newsletter, so me can get free e-book called “50 A.I. Prompts to Succeed in Modern Business.” But now me even more confused about “skills” part. Is me missing something?

Me need to prompt A.I. Me get that part. For example, me told A.I.: “Give me yummy cookie recipe!” But recipe me got was not yummy. A.I. say to set oven to 475 degrees. That’s way too hot for cookies!

“You’re right for calling that out. That’s way too hot for cookies.”

Me know! So now me spend more time fixing cookie recipe. How this make Cookie Monster more productive? This only make Cookie Monster more sad.

Later that day, Matt invite whole team to town hall about “exciting A.I. revolution.” Me surprised during Q&A to hear Oscar say, “You’re not just a boss—you’re a visionary!” Oscar supposed to be grouch. Now he suck-up.

Afterward, me try to log in to laptop. But me locked out! Turns out, me fired along with whole team. Except Oscar, who is new “Vice President of A.I. Integration.” Me check LinkedIn and see that Oscar change bio to “Prompt Engineer & AI Optimist.” Then me puke.

Me sometimes think me went all in on wrong thing. Instead of cookie, maybe me should’ve studied business management, like Matt. Me would still have job. But then me would have to fire everyone. And me would never do that. Because me Cookie Monster, not actual monster.

THE NEW YORKER, OCTOBER 5, 2026
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ZanPapa.bsky.social 🏳️‍⚧️ @zanpapa.bsky.social · 3h
ayyy, congrats!
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Thinking about when Victor Robles was telling the Praying Mantis on his cap how many outs there were 😭
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No Context MUGEN @nocontextmugen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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No Context MUGEN @nocontextmugen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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No Context MUGEN @nocontextmugen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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No Context MUGEN @nocontextmugen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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No Context MUGEN @nocontextmugen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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No Context MUGEN @nocontextmugen.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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🩷✨𝓝𝔂𝓪𝔃𝓾𝓵𝓲✨🩷 @nyazuliart.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Peach is gonna put a hex on you! 🍑😈🧹 #PrincessPeach #Nintendo
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martin_fff @martinfff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The wiki image is awesome...
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Captain Zigo @captainzigo.bsky.social · 4h
fakemon! be really nice to it and to me
digital art of a fakemon. its first evolution is a little venus fly trap looking imp that has a lure that looks like a pinapberry. the second evolution is a big tooth lillypad with an off model gardevior lure.
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SENranx @senranx.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
[ #fanart ] you make a good other
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Lina "draw HEX POP fanart" rabbitlegs @rabbitlegs.bsky.social · 5h
Aw shit she's a vampire now for @arrietty.itch.io
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ZanPapa.bsky.social 🏳️‍⚧️ @zanpapa.bsky.social · 4h
it was a VR remake of dual destinies, one of the 3ds games so, it was an announcement for like 6 people
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 14h
quando rondo standing behind a porsche suv with a caption reading: "a burger from five guys is the same exact price as a 2015 dodge challenger"
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 22h
@archosaur.bsky.social oh my fucking god im crying
Ren Alex-Rose, narrative designer for Galactic Racer, on Biddy Blas:

“He’s a genuine ‘mama’s boy.’ He sends his mother the credits he earns, and she dreams of seeing him appear on a cereal box. Yes, he dreams of being famous, but it’s all for his mother.”
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 18h
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toonholechris @toonholechris.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
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Susan Joudrey @sujo.bsky.social · 20h
we're living through exceptionally heinous times.
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Elzie Ruru 🗝️🩸✨ @lepuszeppelin.itch.io · 20h
social transition isn't real. people should just respect me.
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lapsy @lapsybae.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
toby fox
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jam-orbital @jamorbital.bsky.social · 21h
Porn is fiction. As long as every *real person* involved is a consenting adult, I don't gaf what's in it. It's not real. The hot stepmoms can't hurt you. This mindset is so stupid and barbaric.
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apofiss @apofiss.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Northern lights cats! ₊˚⊹. ݁˖✨
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ZanPapa.bsky.social 🏳️‍⚧️ @zanpapa.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
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Akira: Leave Me Alone Meme
ALT: Akira: Leave Me Alone Meme
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Garabatoz @garabatoz.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Day 16 - Octomaid (Kinda)
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Aussy 🌱 @ausshawott.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
quick monochrome doodle
Champion Cynthia, from Pokemon, dressed in a black leotard and round glasses. She has her hair tied in a bun.
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P🔞PCORE @popwhore.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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🔞 @trfflefcker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Mae @spiderpolice.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
conscience comic
panel one: 2 girls in bed, one laying on the other says "I think I really like you..."
panel two: a devil appears on the other girl's shoulder saying "that's it, time to ditch this broad."
panel 3: the girl looks at her other shoulder, empty
panel four: she says "Isn't there supposed to be another one???" and the devil replies "no wayyyy you're fucked"
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Good Morning 🌞🌞
It's a Banjo Kazooie screenshot with a few modifications
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🔞Glitch saint🔞 (1/2 Comm Slots) @gl1tchsaint.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Brisket 2 #digitalart #bridgette #nsfwart #originalart
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ZanPapa.bsky.social 🏳️‍⚧️ @zanpapa.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
i honestly kinda like the new sounds admittedly but it still baffles me you don't get hit with "hey we have seasonal sounds! Do you want to toggle them on??"
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Ectoplasma Ring @plasmaring.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
So "act on it" means you get really, really furious about companies creating a conscious entity to exploit for labor and turn your activist energy toward the kinds of regulatory protections we have for threatened species, right
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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