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Zander @zander.derg.social.ap.brid.gy · 1h
Play Big Chomp with your friends now!! ​:wvrnNom:​
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 4h
Here's your chance to live in a Victorian train station signal box.
independent.co.uk
You can now buy part of a Devon railway station – and even live there
The ‘quirky’ property is just one mile from one of the country’s most popular coastlines
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Brae! 🔞 @brae.gay · 04/10/2026
Found some pieces @lorenull.bsky.social drew for me during last AC and forgot how good they are omg
A physical drawing of Braeburnd's character Bondi, drawn by @lorenull.bsky.social . A NSFW physical drawing of braeburned's dragonite character, Breakfast, drawn by @lorenull.bsky.social.
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Rach "pumpkin spice butt girl" @ykantrachelread.social.treehouse.systems.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
every branch of right-wing pseudo-intellectualism is named something like "super-rational objective humanist altruism" and then you look at what they believe and it's some variant of "corporations should legally be able to murder kids"
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AT @at.mathstodon.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
🚨 WEE-WOO 🚨
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
weewoo #weewoo #netherlands
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Suzanne Veerman @smveerman.zug.network.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Weewoo, it’s the lunch alarm 🚨
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Zander @zander.derg.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Weeeeewoooo!!! ​:dragnyell:​​:dragnyell:​​:dragnyell:​
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 03/10/2026
They're auctioning the actual RFC 1149 (IP Over Avian Carrier) packet onlineonly.christies.com/s/fine-pri…
onlineonly.christies.com
Actual RFC1149 packet being auctioned
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Suzanne Veerman @smveerman.zug.network.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Oh my, Double Dutch has produced the best follow-up on the "Why Dutch Health & Safety will kill you" video 😂 youtube.com/shorts/hxjeBQe3phc
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 04/10/2026
​:brdCrow:​ + ❄️ =
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 04/10/2026
Don't judge me for my old posts I was a different person 33 seconds ago
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Mabus [Comms Open] @mabus808.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Flame Wing Dragon. Description in the alt text. #sketch-a-day #art #graphite #dragon #DnD #fantasy #RPG #CreatureDesign #FlameWingDragon
Sketch of a Flame Wing Dragon. A highly combustible oil excretes from the wing phalanges, and the end of the tail, which the dragon keeps lit aflame. The flames are a good sign of health and wellbeing. High emotions, like anger and passion, will release more oils, making the flames flare up, while sickness can see it barely flicker.
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Spooky Squeaky Bitch 🌊 🎃 @lissy.booping.synth.download.ap.brid.gy · 03/04/2026
A screenshot of Mulan's 'Now all of China knows you're here' scene, edited to show a mountain of Therra notifications. The subtitle has been updated to 'Now all of the Fediverse knows Therra is here'.
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 27/09/2026
When the dragons
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 27/09/2026
Synth making their visor transparent to show off the unsettling-looking array of cameras and sensors underneath
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koebi @growlithe.online · 26/09/2026
tell your friends you love them every day if you want to love is love is love is love, saying it more often can't dilute its meaning you can't say it too much tell your friends you love them
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eri :neofox_flag_nb: :fox_floofing: @eri.mk.moth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
[lewd] I'm having a threesome with me myself and I (it's called jerking off while you're have headmates)
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`Da Elf @elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
Flock thinks it's cameras have a legal right to privacy in public. 😂
Flock Safety has issued a legal demand seeking the removal of a public map showing the locations of approximately 300.000 of it's surveillance devices across the United States.
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 20/09/2026
A post on some microblogging platform:
"hotel service Untucked my dragonite
theyre going to super hell"
Below are two photos, the first showing the dragonite lying on its side covered with a blanket, and in the second one the dragonite lies on its back without a blanket.
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Zander @zander.derg.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
ACAB (All Creatures Are Beloved) (but also the other meaning of the acronym)
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:wvrnflight: dragon package womanager @dispencer.catboy.baby · 17/09/2026
everybody wants to be a fish
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`Da Elf @elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
Timeline cleanser of a parrot that found a traffic cam to ham it up for.
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
my mentions are full of very informed experts who want me to know that Russia is clearly the only organization on earth with the logistical capability to dump a bunch of pipes across train tracks on commuter routes in the Netherlands, a tactic that sure sounds a lot like what Dutch protestors do […]
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Zeimyth ΘΔ @zeimyth.dragonchat.org.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
Lots of chatter about Drag'n Wash lately. Folks are forgetting that you can wash your dragon anywhere! Just be careful; if you choose a river or lake somewhere, it could quickly devolve into a water fight. Art by @MatchaPeaches #Dragons
A white bipedal dragon and a green quadrupedal dragon standing in a river. The green dragon is rearing up onto his hind legs with his wings down and forward in a splashing motion. The white dragon has an arm raised to shield himself from the splash. On the riverbank is a bucket and a brush with suds. Soap bubbles float around in the sky.
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𝕿𝖞𝖗 | commissions open @corruptedfox.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
[Jumping spider] Fed this friendly fella a mosquito :>
A jumping spider looking at the camera.A jumping spider and a mosquito below a piece of paper.
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Li ~ Crystal System @li.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
the heritage of computers is a gay guy using it to hack nazi encryption btw
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Lucky ✨ @lucky.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
the French titles for Pokemon Winds and Pokemon Waves are making me laugh like an idiot. me when i'm posting about my virtual critters but i'm a little toxic about it
Pokemon VentsPokemon Vagues
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jonny (nonvenomous) @jonny.neuromatch.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026
OpenAI claims that they used 300 billion output tokens from a swarm of ~10,000 concurrent instances of an internal model that is almost certainly larger and more expensive to run than GPT-6. That's the total token output, including exploring related problems, which, along with spying on other […]
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Glyph @glyph.im · 11/09/2026
so much of what is driving personal AI adoption—that is, outside of corporate control—is the breakdown of community. writers can't find other writers to bounce their ideas off of. open source maintainers can't find other maintainers to work with. people picking up hobby projects can't find […]
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Glyph @glyph.im · 11/09/2026
this does imply something profoundly hopeful though, both for weathering the storm and for crawling out of the rubble afterwards: we need to build something that addresses this. some of that is probably some software (let's build some groupware during a bubble, the dream of the 90s is alive) […]
mastodon.social
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Cybird @cybird.app.wafrn.net.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
I was looking at tech specs for something and misread an entry as "eight gigs of ranch"
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The Gneech! Awww Yeah @the-gneech.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
Thank you, Godzilla
Saying “my life stinks” when things go wrong is self deprecating, defeatist, and fills you with sadness.
Saying “this isn't the life Godzilla wants for me” is motivating, makes you think about Godzilla, and reminds you that Godzilla cares about you.
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Harmony @harmonymarigold.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Today’s prompt is dragon so I drew Whiteout from Wings of Fire! #wof #wingsoffire #art
Art of a dragon, a nightwing icewing hybrid.
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link altink :spinny_cat_pan: :spinny_cat_nb: @link.js.meowingwo.men.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026
Stock photo of a doctor looking in the camera and holding a pen and a clipboard. The photo is captioned with a quote "Oh, so you're sick? Name all the symptoms.". This is referencing the meme which goes something along the lines "Oh, you're X fan? Name all the Y."
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Lisa DeBruine @debruine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My local chicken place’s chaotic pricing scheme winds me up an unreasonable amount.
Menu with per-piece prices written in manually

Chicken
1 piece - £1.90/per - £1.90 total
2 piece - 1.75 - £3.50
3 piece - 1.80 - £5.40
6 piece - 1.85 - £11.10
12 piece - 1.17 - £14.00
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Zander @zander.derg.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026
Weeeeeewooooo!!!! ​:dragnyell:​​:dragnyell:​​:dragnyell:​
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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
Many of you
A bumper sticker reading “please be patient, i’m a dog”
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 07/09/2026
If you give a dragon a cookie…
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Userboxes @userboxes.stefanbohacek.online.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026
#wikipedia
This user doesn't own a cow (or any other type of bird).
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Userboxes @userboxes.stefanbohacek.online.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
#wikipedia
This user is owned by one or more dogs.
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Zander @zander.derg.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
Am crocoderg. Dragator? rhur rergh chomp chomp... and also flap flap!! ​:dragnuwu:​
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Zander @zander.derg.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
[Lewd game reference and also sorta implied lewd] Been looking forward to playing Drag'n Wash when it comes out except... I watn to play as the dragon being washed... ghrrnmm ​:dragncute:​
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 06/09/2026
Just remember L-I-O-N
Screenshot of a Twitter post showing some incomprehensible artwork their daughter was given. The artwork says:

❤️ Our weekly encore specials ❤️
Which encore will we have this week?
L - Music 🎵
I - Technology 💻
O - Art 🎨
N - P.E. 👟
🦁 Just remember: L-I-O-N 🌵

The Merriam-Webster account quoted this post, adding: "(EXPLODES INTO A MILLION PIECES)"
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Millie @gyro.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
It's so funny that Harvey (1950) is a movie about somebody who has an anthro rabbit headmate. like this is just a straightforward factual description of what the movie is about. From 1950.
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sirlan <( merry gay ) @sirlan.derg.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
they should make untitled dragon game
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