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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
start spreading the news
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
rays v brewers would be a ratings disaster and really good baseball
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
habs have not really impressed through three games gotta say
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you’d think these barstool staffers would start to learn just a little geography at this point, no?
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
how can you not be romantic about baseball (on the timeline)?
four skeets in a row going fucking nuts about baseball
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
happy new greg freeman album day to all
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the way sean evans asks questions on hot ones drives me absolutely insane i cant be the only one, right?
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
announcers admitting on the broadcast there’s no real rules to the check swing rule, u love to see it
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Alexandre Carrier Norris Truthers log-on
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
to another one. time for a fresh cup?
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh no i can never listen to ed sheeran or rush again!
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
geddy lee endorsing brad bradford i told you rush sucks!
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
pouring one out for @ruhee.ca today je verlande une dernière fois
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i’ve seen enough. packers suck can someone explain what happened to this team? ten months ago they looked like they were really building something
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
not having a o-line sucks huh?
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i dunno about these packers man, this shit looks bad this year imagine what it will look like when we play a good QB?
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i’m sure this won’t backfire
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i really wanna know if the girl this song is about ever eventually heard it open.spotify.com/track/1eT1Hb...
open.spotify.com
The Chelsea Hotel Oral Sex Song
Jeffrey Lewis · The Last Time I Did Acid I Went Insane · Song · 2001
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
timeline magic!!!
a skeet from ghostbusters movie account that reads: can you move 

followed by a skeet with a meme from ITYSL where Karl Havoc is saying “ There is too much fucking shit on me”
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Eric Koreen @ekoreen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The feeling of finally, truly giving up on the Jays has been that of surprising relief.
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i’m in!
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ima have to check it out!
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
never had a musical act with one song gotten so much attention, i don’t understand it
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
what doc??
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i am drunk and high now post work conference and the math to figure out exactly when i need to set my alarm for so i can check out of my hotel in time tomorrow is apparently an impossible equation at 2am
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
hell fucking yes!
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
what a start to the green bay season! love you kyler
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2026
Critically Acclaimed ‘Ted Lasso’ Episode Just Stock Photos Of People Hugging Each Other theonion.com/critically-acclaimed-t…
Critically Acclaimed ‘Ted Lasso’ Episode Just Stock Photos Of People Hugging Each Other
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
back in québec for a work trip and being reminded i still got it in me (it = being québecois)
a montréal canadiens baseball cap on a shelf,  and a camouflage rain jacket and pants and a blue and bkacy plaid shirt hanging from a rack in a log cabin
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/09/2026
one thing i find fascinating about lou reed, but more broadly singers who recorded for 40+ years, is how over time you can really notice their voice changing over time. i can't explain why but it's very moving to me to listen to lou reeds first works to some of the last music he released
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
off to charlevoix and quebec city for work for the next week, later dweebs!
airplane seat-selfie, i’m wearing a white habs baseball cap and a blue cardigan,  sipping a coffee
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Bruce Arthur @brucearthur.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fuck. Off.
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
these fucking fucks. if you pay for sportsnet with your tv provider you still wont be getting their monday night hockey broadcast unless you get sportsnet+
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
coyote vs acme ruled.
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
fucking marty fucking st. louis fuck
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
watching the rebuild this propaganda show really works on me
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
colour me shocked that rogers stadium fell apart in the megastorm
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
vlad back?
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
jurassic park ass weather day in toronto
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
oh fuck there’s a backrooms entrance above the skydome
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
watching the blue jays honour buck martinez and makes it even sadder jacques doucet - who we sadly lost this week - and his ilk never got the honours and celebration they deserved when we lost the expos
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
post by leyawn

jester, roast this peasant child for saying i have no clothes on. more vulgar, jester. use the forbidden words
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
if trump keeps renaming things gulf of america, lake america etc. it’s gonna end up as confusing as toronto and our various rogers venues
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
oh oh thinking about dark matter again
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
this man was a major voice of my childhood in ways as significant and important as mr. dressup, fred penner, or anyone else out there. crucial in my french language skills development, the voice i still hear when i think back to the expos merci mr. doucet
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
moon’s haunted.
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
there’s definitely a type of guy in ontario who was still agreeing with trump on everything right up until today
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
am i the only sucker who actually paid colombia house?
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
coen brothers ass headline
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