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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
start spreading the news
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
rays v brewers would be a ratings disaster and really good baseball
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
habs have not really impressed through three games gotta say
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you’d think these barstool staffers would start to learn just a little geography at this point, no?
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
how can you not be romantic about baseball (on the timeline)?
four skeets in a row going fucking nuts about baseball
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
happy new greg freeman album day to all
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the way sean evans asks questions on hot ones drives me absolutely insane i cant be the only one, right?
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
announcers admitting on the broadcast there’s no real rules to the check swing rule, u love to see it
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Alexandre Carrier Norris Truthers log-on
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
to another one. time for a fresh cup?
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh no i can never listen to ed sheeran or rush again!
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
geddy lee endorsing brad bradford i told you rush sucks!
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
pouring one out for @ruhee.ca today je verlande une dernière fois
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i’ve seen enough. packers suck can someone explain what happened to this team? ten months ago they looked like they were really building something
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
not having a o-line sucks huh?
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i dunno about these packers man, this shit looks bad this year imagine what it will look like when we play a good QB?
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i’m sure this won’t backfire
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i really wanna know if the girl this song is about ever eventually heard it open.spotify.com/track/1eT1Hb...
open.spotify.com
The Chelsea Hotel Oral Sex Song
Jeffrey Lewis · The Last Time I Did Acid I Went Insane · Song · 2001
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
timeline magic!!!
a skeet from ghostbusters movie account that reads: can you move 

followed by a skeet with a meme from ITYSL where Karl Havoc is saying “ There is too much fucking shit on me”
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Eric Koreen @ekoreen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The feeling of finally, truly giving up on the Jays has been that of surprising relief.
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
never had a musical act with one song gotten so much attention, i don’t understand it
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i am drunk and high now post work conference and the math to figure out exactly when i need to set my alarm for so i can check out of my hotel in time tomorrow is apparently an impossible equation at 2am
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
hell fucking yes!
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
what a start to the green bay season! love you kyler
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2026
Critically Acclaimed ‘Ted Lasso’ Episode Just Stock Photos Of People Hugging Each Other theonion.com/critically-acclaimed-t…
Critically Acclaimed ‘Ted Lasso’ Episode Just Stock Photos Of People Hugging Each Other
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
back in québec for a work trip and being reminded i still got it in me (it = being québecois)
a montréal canadiens baseball cap on a shelf,  and a camouflage rain jacket and pants and a blue and bkacy plaid shirt hanging from a rack in a log cabin
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/09/2026
one thing i find fascinating about lou reed, but more broadly singers who recorded for 40+ years, is how over time you can really notice their voice changing over time. i can't explain why but it's very moving to me to listen to lou reeds first works to some of the last music he released
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
off to charlevoix and quebec city for work for the next week, later dweebs!
airplane seat-selfie, i’m wearing a white habs baseball cap and a blue cardigan,  sipping a coffee
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Bruce Arthur @brucearthur.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fuck. Off.
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
these fucking fucks. if you pay for sportsnet with your tv provider you still wont be getting their monday night hockey broadcast unless you get sportsnet+
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
coyote vs acme ruled.
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
watching the rebuild this propaganda show really works on me
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
colour me shocked that rogers stadium fell apart in the megastorm
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
vlad back?
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
jurassic park ass weather day in toronto
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
oh fuck there’s a backrooms entrance above the skydome
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
watching the blue jays honour buck martinez and makes it even sadder jacques doucet - who we sadly lost this week - and his ilk never got the honours and celebration they deserved when we lost the expos
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
post by leyawn

jester, roast this peasant child for saying i have no clothes on. more vulgar, jester. use the forbidden words
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
if trump keeps renaming things gulf of america, lake america etc. it’s gonna end up as confusing as toronto and our various rogers venues
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
oh oh thinking about dark matter again
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
this man was a major voice of my childhood in ways as significant and important as mr. dressup, fred penner, or anyone else out there. crucial in my french language skills development, the voice i still hear when i think back to the expos merci mr. doucet
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
moon’s haunted.
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
there’s definitely a type of guy in ontario who was still agreeing with trump on everything right up until today
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
am i the only sucker who actually paid colombia house?
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
coen brothers ass headline
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
i’ve never seen anyone mourned like dolly, wow.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP TO ONE OF THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT
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Federally Subsidized Kool-Aid Jammer @chuued.blacksky.app · 23/08/2026
Bet365 commercials are amazing because they're like 'here we have the wimpest white dude in the world going on about his parlays and interrupting conversations while everyone else is just actually trying to live their lives' and they think this is aspirational.
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
micro-genres that work on me every time: songs about shipwrecks as allegory or literal
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zach @zachvanasse.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
fiddler’s green will wreck me every time
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