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Yvalarevolution⁷ @yvalarevolution.bsky.social · 56m

Okay so maybe watching the part of Jackass: Best and Last where Steve-O got the peanut butter lube prostate exam from the robotbwas a bad idea while I was eating peanut butter noodles. 🤮🤮🤮

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Yvalarevolution⁷ @yvalarevolution.bsky.social · 5h

Not me being permanently banned from threads but still getting threads notifications embedded in IG from accounts I followed before the Meta AI mods nuked my threads account. 😂😂

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frielf @goblin.fans · 8h

did you guys know that if someone laughs into your genitals during an intimate moment you can get pregnant with a clown?

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Yvalarevolution⁷ @yvalarevolution.bsky.social · 7h

Hailey Glassman is a STAR. I'm so glad that Bravo has finally figured out how to cast Housewives again. #RHONY

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Yvalarevolution⁷ @yvalarevolution.bsky.social · 9h

I did pesto eggs. They were better than I expected. Also why does throwing a handful of sprouts on anything make it look fancy?

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Yvalarevolution⁷ @yvalarevolution.bsky.social · 11h

Social media is equally: WAY TOO SENSITIVE But also: NOT SENSITIVE ENOUGH.

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Yvalarevolution⁷ @yvalarevolution.bsky.social · 13h

Double Lives of Suburban Wives was such a mess that even FACEBOOK had the right takes on it. When even Facebook thinks you're a hypocritical idiot who is being pimped out by your creepy lazy husband, it means you are definitely those things, Macy.

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Yvalarevolution⁷ @yvalarevolution.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I want to know why most of the sneering critiques of people claiming they haven't heard THAT song are always accusing us of not listening to new music. That may be true for some people, but I assure you that a lot of us listen to plenty of new music and still never get that shit in our algos.

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Yvalarevolution⁷ @yvalarevolution.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Trying to change the phone notification for my stove to Hot To Go! because I am very easily amused.

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Yvalarevolution⁷ @yvalarevolution.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When did Captain Sandy become my favorite Below Deck Captain?

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Yvalarevolution⁷ @yvalarevolution.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Built like a fuckin cybertruck. When is he due?

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Yvalarevolution⁷ @yvalarevolution.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The CC community online is the same as the antiv*x community at this point. They sound exactly the same. Blaming every death or disability on rona or "the jab". Not everything is caused by those things. F all the way off, crybullies. They all need to go outside and become one with the grass.

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Yvalarevolution⁷ @yvalarevolution.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I really like the #ADifferentWorld revival. I was a little put off by the filming style at first, but I really like the young cast, and I enjoy how they worked the old cast and young cast into the show together. It's a really solid show.

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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers

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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Whatever you're doing right now. Stop, breath, and look into this otter face.

A close-up photograph of Steve the otter peering curiously from among grass and dry twigs.
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Yvalarevolution⁷ @yvalarevolution.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If you have a chance to watch #SloPitch (it's available in Canada and Australia atm) please do. It's a goofy queer comedy about a shitty queer slow pitch team called The Brovaries. It's so much fun.

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Yvalarevolution⁷ @yvalarevolution.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This was really good. Next time I would add a pinch of salt and either some cinnamon or orange zest.

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Yvalarevolution⁷ @yvalarevolution.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I hope if #RHOC gets another season, Carmella stays. I would get rid of Emily, Shannon and Vicki and keep the rest of the cast.

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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

BREAKING NEWS: Small otter tells everyone a scary ghost story.

A close-up color photograph of Steve the otter being gently cradled in a person’s hands outdoors.
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Yvalarevolution⁷ @yvalarevolution.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I am messing around with canned coconut milk, croissants, coconut shreds and dark chocolate chips. I'm making a bread pudding. I have never made a croissant bread pudding or used coconut milk in bread pudding, but it smells yummy. 😋

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Yvalarevolution⁷ @yvalarevolution.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

So part of why I was iffy on watching Backrooms is because I have a recurring liminal space nightmare that I call Nightmare Mall. It's a mall where everything keeps moving around, I can't read any of the signs and there's also a super Mario dungeon level you have to go thru sometimes.

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Yvalarevolution⁷ @yvalarevolution.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Watching Backrooms. Brain fuck movies bother me so I decided to watch it early so I can watch other things afterwards to eject it from my consciousness.

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Yvalarevolution⁷ @yvalarevolution.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

So me mostly streaming algo built playlists that contain genres/sounds I actually like (britpop, early 2000's pop punk, rap, r&b, pop girlies, kpop, j-rock) is cultural cachet now? I am legitimately totally ignorant on this one because Spotify has no reason to put it on a playlist for me.

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Yvalarevolution⁷ @yvalarevolution.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

See, I listen to country sometimes. I love Dolly, I love Orville, I love Kasey. But I have STILL never heard this song. 😂😂😂 I don't listen to radio, I listen to albums.

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Yvalarevolution⁷ @yvalarevolution.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I got 2 Tatas from McDonalds, so 1 goes on the shelf, 1 goes on the christmas tree this year

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Yvalarevolution⁷ @yvalarevolution.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I am going into AHS 13 without doing the recommended homework. I watched the other seasons when they were on and I don't do homework to watch tv shows.

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Yvalarevolution⁷ @yvalarevolution.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Ever since someone pointed out that cinnamon is the main flavor in cola, I can't not taste cinnamon when I drink diet coke.

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Yvalarevolution⁷ @yvalarevolution.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My friend group always has snarky references for it's bad but is it (very memorably bad thing) bad? The new gold standard for bad is Aileen Wuronos hallucinating that she's fingering Lizzie Borden in Monster: manic pixie lesbian murderers. WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO US, RYAN? 😂😂

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Yvalarevolution⁷ @yvalarevolution.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The lisa barlow wendys combo isn't officially the lisa barlow combo in Canada, but i just ordered it anyway, and I got it. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 26/09/2026

Drinking the blood of my rivals to impress the hiring manager

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Lex Roman @lexroman.com · 25/09/2026

Watch what you post because Threads just might pretend you're the guy who masturbated on the plane. What just happened to Peter Shankman is a warning for all of us using Meta products.

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chuck 🐦💐 @chuckdrawsthings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

nobody has to get hurt 🐦🐔🐧

a drawing of a pigeon holding a gun, with a ted glove on its head like feathers mcgraw from wallace and gromit. it says "hand over all your crumbs"

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Yvalarevolution⁷ @yvalarevolution.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Between this and the brown sugar recall, I guess it's a bad day for snickerdoodle and cinnamon sugar oatmeal enthusiasts. (I know I joke, i'm sorry none of your food is safe down there. It shouldn't be like this)

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Melody Cool @googlerinchief.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026

My cinnamon is from the Biden administration. Y'all be safe.

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Yvalarevolution⁷ @yvalarevolution.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I turned the discover feed back on, pray for me. 😂😂

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Yvalarevolution⁷ @yvalarevolution.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Sugar. Ah honey honey. You are contaminated, and you got them recalling youuuuuu

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Yvalarevolution⁷ @yvalarevolution.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I am watching Chad powers season 2. I have seen an ad for RJ Decker (i already watch and love the show) before every single episode. I think this is what Disney+ meant when it talked about showing ads.

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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

SIMON PEGG impersonating all four Beatles in 10 seconds. Seriously impressive.

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Yvalarevolution⁷ @yvalarevolution.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Slo Pitch is really funny. Canadians who enjoy queer softball comedies should def watch it.

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Yvalarevolution⁷ @yvalarevolution.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I REALLY don't want to be a conspiracy theorist, but I did a deep dive about people who have been banned from threads for no apparent reason and a fair number assume to have been banned for calling out bot networks and political troll campaigns, which I was doing when I got banned.

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Yvalarevolution⁷ @yvalarevolution.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I have SO many thoughts about Monster: manic pixie female rage, but I don't want to get banned from here as well so i'm gonna keep my thoughts to myself.

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Yvalarevolution⁷ @yvalarevolution.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This is a prebiotic soda, so it may taste better than some of those other prebiotic sodas. I think the cheese taste might cover over the weird funk that some of these drinks have.

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Yvalarevolution⁷ @yvalarevolution.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

People whine about this app being a "liberal echo chamber", but i literally got suspended from threads for calling out a "big" Canadian threads account for fear mongering and sharing old news as if it was new for engagement. This app is way better than that mess.

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Yvalarevolution⁷ @yvalarevolution.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The cast of #NextGenNYC is more mature and behaves more grown up than some of the older casts on Bravo. It fascinates me.

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Yvalarevolution⁷ @yvalarevolution.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Some loser on canadian threads reported me as a bot because I told him to stop sharing old information for attention. Softest mfs on the planet on that app. If the suspension sticks, it's no loss because i mostly go there to laugh at people anyway. 🤭

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D.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚 @dnschmidt.com · 24/09/2026

Proofreading services too expensive? Try proof skimming! For only $10, I'll flip through your book and say "yeah, whatever, it's probably fine."

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