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ɢʀᴇᴇɴʜᴏʀɴ ꜰᴏᴏᴛᴘᴀᴅ @colourmode.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

For us Millennials, it used to be we had Dane Cook, Drake & Josh, and Dax Shepard. But now… ✅ We can’t cook. ✅ We drink 𝒥𝑜𝓈𝒽. ✅ We’ve forsaken our shepherd!

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Ron Penis @yrgf.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I've lost interest in my solitaire app since embarking on adventure alongside Cecil, Rydia, and their friends and allies

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Ron Penis @yrgf.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

"Habibi Funk jazz reissue sister label" is probably what i would have wished for from a genie but now i don't have to

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Ron Penis @yrgf.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

they're putting something in the water in england that's making all their morons extra transphobic and all their musicians unbearably lame

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Ron Penis @yrgf.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

christian mccaffrey missed practice due to unspecified "tightness." i can tell you now the tightness was in his bussy. it was so tight that it pinched off george kittle's pecker and he will now have to sit this year out. heartbreaker for the 49ers but you can't give up before the season's even began

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Ron Penis @yrgf.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

guy getting gas in front of me at costco looks like evil Mike Nelson

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Ron Penis @yrgf.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

forced to conclude that amazon is colluding with google to boost youtube premium subscriptions with their belligerently offensive AI ad that shows a dude's gout foot and ends by showing a dog and saying 'and they call HIM man's best friend?'

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Ron Penis @yrgf.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

she must be Gutenberg the way she move my type

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Ron Penis @yrgf.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

oversaturation and an unfortunate association with kanye has blinded many to this fact but Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger is one of the best songs of the 21st century flat out

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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

archduke charles, 1796:

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Ron Penis @yrgf.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

there are too many injustices, big and small, in the modern world to count, but at least we seem to have gotten back more or less to weekly release schedules for tv shows

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Ron Penis @yrgf.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

gracie abrams tour presented by capital one

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julie muncy, calamity's augur @julie.radiantarray.io · 12/05/2026

you really do need to try to be kind. it's so important.

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Ron Penis @yrgf.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

i would swear under oath that the met gala happens like every 4 months

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 29/04/2026

Trolling? You mean imp poster syndrome?

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Ron Penis @yrgf.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Me when Hiromi starts playing 'Yes! Ramen!!' on Saturday night: Yes! 'Yes! Ramen!!'!!

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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 21/04/2026

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

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Ron Penis @yrgf.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

she process my vulkan til i shade

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Ron Penis @yrgf.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

as i understand it, life is a series of emails you don't open. and then you die.

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Ron Penis @yrgf.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

you could not pay me enough

Pitchfork headline: "Watch Geese Cover Justin Bieber's 'Baby' at Coachella 2026"

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laura “Skeleton Dragon” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

[getting rejected at the bar] that's fine. actually my boys and i were thinking of diminishing and going into the west

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Ron Penis @yrgf.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Matt Groening: In my show I invented the Nacho Hat as cautionary tale The Rangers: At long last, we have created the Nacho Hat from classic Simpsons episode Don't Create The Nacho Hat

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Ron Penis @yrgf.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

started watching that new scrubs season. something to look at while you wait to die

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/03/2026

everyone is now guided by a simple three word principle: "not me though." not me though

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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 18/03/2026

VENEZUELA DEFEATS THE UNITED STATES TO TAKE HOME THEIR FIRST WORLD BASEBALL CLASSIC CHAMPIONSHIP 🇻🇪🏆

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 16/03/2026

Yeah I’m excited about Dune 3. Dune 3 chicks at the same time

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Ron Penis @yrgf.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

thinking about shawarma this morning

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Ron Penis @yrgf.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

despite all my rage I'm still just a bitch in a cage

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Ron Penis @yrgf.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

ahwatukee economy: 50% vine wall cursive neon sign restaurants 40% Montessori schools 10% trader Joe's

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Ron Penis @yrgf.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

of course I'm on good terms with my ex! i just sent them a copy of rick Rubin's The Creative Act for their birthday!

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jort harrison @crip.es · 20/02/2026

homie went to the crick for a swim nobody seen him since

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 19/06/2024

drheadpumper • 1 hour ago Great news my head is now 55" across and 70" tall. Pictures soon. Feels great to inflate my head. chuy_da_man • 55 min ago you have so teny head , shit eater drheadpumper • 52 min ago Do you have a job? Or an IQ?? Stop following me if you hate my updates so much. BASTARD.

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Marielle Hellraiser 💀 @mags.colvett.online · 17/02/2026

I have a surefire prescription to save these names and it’s for the United States as a whole to get way more cool about trans people

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Dear you, I’m am spaceship. Together we will $1,00,00,00,00. Remember to pack GoodFood for eat in Spacd

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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 03/02/2026

Really needed to hear this today

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Ron Penis @yrgf.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

I'm hearing through the grapevine that French's is planning to soon announce "French's Lawless Honey Mustard." I usually don't put stock in rumors like this, but I can't deny that the idea has got me excited.

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Ron Penis @yrgf.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

doing the right thing will always be right regardless of whether anybody can witness or recognize it

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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

I'm as ready as I'm going to be.

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Lynda Carter @lyndacarter.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Some people were confused by my ICE post. This should clear it up.

Wonder Woman defends herself from a Nazi as portrayed by Lynda Carter.

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

For every sports post I see, I cast ten venomous homosexual spells into a humongous violet gem I will shatter on the day of the super bowl, releasing its evil to every last corner of this sickly world.

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Ron Penis @yrgf.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

one of my opinions with the biggest AOE is that if you drive over the speed limit in a city you're an impatient moron

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Everything is “passkey” nowadays so kids don’t even know about metal keys. They unlock their secret diaries with pronouns and then write more pronouns in the diaries. They are recounting pronoun odysseys from their weeks, the way you or I might write about what’s happened on “Happy Days”

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Ron Penis @yrgf.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

this isn't a big deal. everybody from the Flintstones time is long dead, so there's no reason to get anxious about this, which I'm not doing.

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