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"OYL believe dat when me shit turns porpuhl ohnd smells like raynbough sherbet."

Actor Brian S. Lewis in a color grading window for Davinci Resolve. His hair and beard are masked red.

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 14h

The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”

Document signed by Trump, Sundar Pichai
Google
Dario Amodei
Anthropic
Mark Zuckerberg
Meta

Greg Brockman
OpenAl

Elon Musk
XAI

Jensen Huang
nvidia

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AndyD @yourlamentablefriends.com · 29/09/2026

"Not in Nottingham" and "Knot in Nottingham" share about 40% of their fandom.

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AndyD @yourlamentablefriends.com · 29/09/2026

"It's a quote by Tigh-Lee Durbin. Read a book."

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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My reaction to the Meta creatures was very Fluffy Soft youtube.com/shorts/dAjDK...

youtube.com

Fluffy Soft

YouTube video by dadoctah

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AndyD @yourlamentablefriends.com · 29/09/2026

Ask not for who the Bell Dings. It dings for thee.

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AndyD @yourlamentablefriends.com · 28/09/2026

The best thing about codgering out at age 12 is that the cynicism feels like power. "You KIDS and your PETTINESS! I'm doing a paper route this summer to buy a lawn to NOT LET YOU ON!" The second best thing are the fashion options.

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AndyD @yourlamentablefriends.com · 28/09/2026

My first just never did anything. Little activity, smelled bad. Just wouldn't live life. My second got all of the advantages at their sibling's expense. Better fed, better nurtured, and to be honest, better loved. Sourdough is dramatic.

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AndyD @yourlamentablefriends.com · 27/09/2026

My father recently left a lifer position at Firestone. He spent his life tiring and retiring until tiring and retiring.

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AndyD @yourlamentablefriends.com · 27/09/2026

HAH! Even if not...they are the most positive reality show out there, so you know it'd be fun. Even the crying is usually because of self-reflection, not drama. I love it so much. They should watch an episode and understand why they should comp your room.

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AndyD @yourlamentablefriends.com · 27/09/2026

That cake is perfectly level.

A very very crooked cake from Great British Bake Off on a crooked TV, making the cake even along the center horizon. The cake is yellow with chocolate drizzle.

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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AndyD @yourlamentablefriends.com · 26/09/2026

OK, but how much does one of THOSE weigh?

A snip from the BlueSky trending panel.
Text:
Trump weighs diesel export ban

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AndyD @yourlamentablefriends.com · 26/09/2026

[Angry goose] "Which innovations?" [Katzenberg runs away holding home 3D, HDDVD, Barco Escape/4DX, and ass shock pads as an array of landfill-destined popcorn buckets fall from his scam-sack] "WHICH INNOVATIONS, MOTHERFUCKER?"

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AndyD @yourlamentablefriends.com · 26/09/2026

Calling yourself Science Magazine then posting speculative mysticism is pretty fucking stupid.

An elevator scene from Mad Men.
Top panel, Michael Ginsberg (Ben Feldmen) says "I feel bad for you."
Text: AI journalists tricked by an algorithm into thinking AI is actually capable of humanity.

"I feel bad for you."

AI

"I don't think."

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AndyD @yourlamentablefriends.com · 26/09/2026

Know that @tylerfromtheinternet.com would be a content hobbit, were it not for the cursed ent draughts of Wellinghall. Writing. Keeping be. Eating things from a garden.

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AndyD @yourlamentablefriends.com · 25/09/2026

I think he's looking at him like a Sea Witch on account of he's about to steal his voice.

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AndyD @yourlamentablefriends.com · 25/09/2026

"Moisturize me!" See, because.... water. On Mars and ...the...show. Nevermind.

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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The PM of Israel, Benjamin Netanyahu says that “America deserved 9/11” at the UN General Assembly

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AndyD @yourlamentablefriends.com · 25/09/2026

If Nestle is allowed to steal and sell us back our water, it should at least taste like chocolate.

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AndyD @yourlamentablefriends.com · 24/09/2026

Inside the Comedy Mind....of a Madlad.

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HouseTremere @housetremere.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Ah ah ah, that's not a Lightsaber. That would be copyright infringement. What I see is a psionic energy blade.

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AndyD @yourlamentablefriends.com · 24/09/2026

Saruman the White directly attacks Gandalf the Grey (and his fellowship) from the Isengard tower, calling him the "antivalarian Maiar of Númenor's cities," parroting The Denethor Report's stories by Grima Wormtongue, tying the Pilgrim to Aragorn, son of Arathorn, claiming him 'buddies' with man.

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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 24/09/2026

If Tesla tested a self-driving car by putting it in Turbo mode and pointing it off the Santa Monica Pier you wouldn't say "OMG THAT CYBERTRUCK WENT ROGUE!" You'd say "What dipshit decided this was a safe or smart way to test new technology? We need to fire everyone involved."

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AndyD @yourlamentablefriends.com · 24/09/2026

You can bet on what the outcome is at.... Get fucked, Hedge Casinos.

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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

To celebrate Spooky Season, let's learn why this vampire bat is running on a treadmill. The three species of vampire bats are the only known mammals to be obligate hemophages: 100% of their calories come from blood. The Common Vampire Bat (Desmodus rotundus) prefers mammals... (📷: Giulia Rossi)

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Geek Native @geeknative.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

UK Games Expo has banned generative AI art, text, and merchandise across all NEC exhibition halls, bringing the convention in line with broader British tabletop standards. Standholders face removal or bans if their products aren't made by humans. #UKGE

geeknative.com

UK Games Expo bans generative AI art and text across all trade halls

UK Games Expo has introduced a mandatory policy prohibiting generative AI art and text across all NEC trade halls, requiring exhibitors to sell only human-made games.

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AndyD @yourlamentablefriends.com · 24/09/2026

A tisket a tasket, deformed twin in a basket! Looks real tragic, smells real gross, but someone's written fanfic.

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😠 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 24/09/2026

this is fucking bad.

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AndyD @yourlamentablefriends.com · 24/09/2026

Some of you bodies once told me, and it shows.

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AndyD @yourlamentablefriends.com · 24/09/2026

Re: Awww D'aaaaaaw! Thank you, Me

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AndyD @yourlamentablefriends.com · 24/09/2026

His vitamin budget is only eclipsed by his photoshop budget.

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 24/09/2026

hey, we saw you from across the bar, and we really dig your vibe and we're hoping to bathe in your blood to keep ourselves young

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AndyD @yourlamentablefriends.com · 24/09/2026

Erika Kirk sitting on a regular sized couch, but she grows 0.0001% of her total volume every time she stifles a giggle when thinking about how rich she is now that the guy she lived with for a while is dead.

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AndyD @yourlamentablefriends.com · 23/09/2026

Worst part of wearing them is the tongue keeps flopping out. They are white on the outside, but the souls attract filth. Sizes Toddler - 9 are all labeled "10." The insides smell like JD Vance. Their sport affiliate is worseminton. Unrelated: Shrinkflation has hit the casting couch.

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AndyD @yourlamentablefriends.com · 23/09/2026

Ask not "what Brown can do for YOU?" Ask "What CAN Brown do for you?" Because that's the trademark and we'll sue! Now PLEASE give our ball back, Mrs. Peng!

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AndyD @yourlamentablefriends.com · 23/09/2026

"All Gambling is Bullshit" includes futures. It includes speculative investing. It includes fake money and monkey jpegs. My retirement shouldn't be tied to the whims of day traders and/or entropy engines that spit out tokens that mean nothing and solve nothing and do nothing.

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AndyD @yourlamentablefriends.com · 23/09/2026

NGL, the subtitle actually kills me. "And Donavan also was there."

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AndyD @yourlamentablefriends.com · 23/09/2026

Just subscribe, and you'll vibe, with a worthless, pure abomination! Take a look, and you'll see... How soul-less..... ...it can be.

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Steven Sloss 🛸 @stevensloss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

There’s a special rung in Hell reserved for every single person involved in this atrocity

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AndyD @yourlamentablefriends.com · 23/09/2026

"Thing about a narcissist is they got lifeless eyes. Black eyes, like a doll's eyes. But when they make a post, they don't seem to be livin' until they 'like' that post and those black eyes roll over white."

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 23/09/2026

outlaw gambling again you fucking antihuman dipshits

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