Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026AI is the greatest invention in the history of mankind. It's basically if God had a baby with a genie. The main thing I need it for is to make a Saint's Row level where I can blow up the Dairy Queen (the one next to the Foodtown, not the one on the highway) with a rocket launcher 030
Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026sad to say that AI has put me out of business (I make shit up and post stuff online that makes people mad) 000
Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It's unthinkable to me that Donald Trump could have become president of America, the country they created and glorified him for the past 50 years 000
Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Trying to convince Kelsey that we should get two dogs and name them Tank and Dozer back me up here 000
Reposted by Dang LaserThe Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms 421395180
Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comBrady: Nine Times? Enough Already!ALT: Brady: Nine Times? Enough Already! 1859
Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026youtu.be/cjd8E1rD3m4?...youtu.beAmazing! This Boy Saw Heaven During His Near-Death Experience!YouTube video by ClickHole 000
Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026James Cameron Alien$ on the chalkboard vibes when they came up with this one 000
Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026tuning in for the nightly stream of Tom Coughlin walking chat through his Valheim fortress 000
Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026thank you @matthewbriancohen.com for sharing this with me: Mike Tomlin's walkthrough of his decade plus in the making minecraft city www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h_p...youtube.comEP 1: ROOFTOPS, PENTHOUSES, AND URBAN LIVINGYouTube video by Mike Tomlin 010
Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026there's a TV station in the Netherlands called the Mr. Bean Cartoon Channel or something and it only plays episodes of the Mr. Bean Cartoon. also for some reason whenever I turn my TV on it's set to that channel. also there's a Mr. Bean cartoon. 001
Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i had an idea so powerful at dinner that kelsey said "that's actually a really good idea" to me which she has never said in the 7 years we've been married. that idea? a planet hollywood / hard rock cafe style restaurant that is anime themed. 000
Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026it's that time of year again. when LinkedIn reminds me to congratulate my friend who died from a heroin overdose 10 years ago on his work anniversary 000
Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026You're absolutely right. Charlie Brown did have hoes. I told you that wasn't true and it is. That's my mistake. 110
Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026why are you still tweeting? only two people in history ever got jobs from tweeting. elon musk and the shit my dad says guy. 001
Reposted by Dang LaserDang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining. i have a weather app for that. just shut up and keep pissing 031
Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining. i have a weather app for that. just shut up and keep pissing 031
Reposted by Dang LaserDang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026it worked with The Office so I'm glad to see we're trying a US remake of a British classic again 182
Reposted by Dang LaserDang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026accidentally plugged tilly norwood into game genie and now she's got unlimited ammo 051
Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026accidentally plugged tilly norwood into game genie and now she's got unlimited ammo 051
Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026time for my yearly pitch for the film Yesterday, which is one of the few movies brave enough to devote an entire scene to the idea of how much Ed Sheeran sucks 010
Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026big week for me, a guy who looks like a cross between Macklemore and Ed Sheeran 110
Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026it worked with The Office so I'm glad to see we're trying a US remake of a British classic again 182
Reposted by Dang Laserrob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 15/09/2026imagine a divorce so bad it turns you into mickey rourke 241594122
Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026the lamest nerds are destroying the world. the cruelest jocks are destroying the world. what we need now more than ever is a world leader who is goth. 020
Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026please attend my webinar...said the spider to the fly 000
Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I've come to slowly realise that Bright, my new script, if made well, could potentially be my Star Wars, and it feels crazy. 020
Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026i'm at the park right now and there's a bunch of guys doing sports. they are all pretty muscular and athletic looking but it's clear that none of them have actually ever played sports for real. it's not like watching kids exactly. more like watching those horrible tesla robots. best show in town. 010
Reposted by Dang LaserBilly Domineau 🇵🇸 @billydomineau.bsky.social · 11/09/20269/11 is a great day to reread my viral Seinfeld spec and to remember I’m one of the most talented TV writers available to write for your show. I have $225k in student loans and my family is about to pay OOP for my dad’s post-stroke rehab, so you’d better believe I’m gonna give you my best!avclub.comRead This: A darkly comedic Seinfeld spec script set days after 9/11Read This: A darkly comedic Seinfeld spec script set days after 9/11 7254122
Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026when i invented AI it was just supposed to be a fun way to connect with my nephews i never meant for all this 000
Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026of course it seems obvious that they were gonna do 9/11 on september 11th, but hindsight is 20/20. back then we didn't know what the numbers represented 001
Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I'll do this joke every year until it happens 010
Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026wake me up when chatgpt can discover a way to get my husband to ask for director! 000
Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I believe there is a 10% chance that in the near future all of humanity will be killed by supdog 000
Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 09/09/20269/11 is almost on Friday the 13th this year...spooky! 150