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hype man for a log flume

@youfoundryan.bsky.social
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former software engineer at twitter before the apartheid kid took over. denver. mostly post about my native landscape project and ska

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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
a photo of a ritz carlton hotel but some of the lights are burned out so it reads “itz carlton”carlton from fresh prince giving a peace sign
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
a store sign that says “relevant galleries” but there’s an accent on the second escreen grab of the office where ryan adds an accent over the n in lemonade to make it faux spanish
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
white pocket is pretty pretty cool
a color photo of a rock formation in white pocket, arizona. in the foreground we see a small patch of scrub grass growing in a sand pocket. behind that is a large white formation formed by hundreds of thin layers of sandstone.
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
an aliexpress product listing photoshopped to look like they're selling an f-35 canopy
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
oof stones
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
ron funches
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
got this the next morning before blocking her
I politically, spiritually and mentally align with the likes of Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, RFK Jr, Joe Rogan, ect. I believe in looking further into topics and researching things that the mainstream media are reporting and looking deeper into what is being told to us. Did you know that Ghislaine Maxwells father is the owner of all of our textbooks? That Jeffery Epstein is a Mossad agent, meant to blackmail all of our politicians into subservience? That our education system is meant to turn us into worker bees? That the government wants complete control of our food systems and have our farmers under extremely strict controls? That bill gates is poisoning cows with a new vaccine that causes them not to pass gas for "climate control"? Once you look into these things it's extremely hard to not pay attention. The community on X knows the ins and outs of every single talking point blue sky is discussing, why does blue sky not know/want to even look at anything besides what is being shoveled to you by mainstream media? world. Go ahead and stick your head back into the sand Or let that sink in.

That's just a small micro fraction of what is going on in the
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
the escalating mcmahon meme:
* dolly gives you a book
* dolly gives you a basic income after your house burns down
* dolly gives you a guitar
* dolly gives you boobs
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Two hour rain delay last night but well worth the wait
A photo of the Coors Field jumbotron taken from the stands above first base. The "Rockies" sign is yellow and the display shows the Banana Ball logo.
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Tonight @bianchiweather.bsky.social joined us at Rise Comedy for the first night of the improv festival!
Chris Bianchi on stage at Rise Comedy
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
summer means making batches of pesto with basil and garlic from the garden and then making caprese sandwiches with said pesto
a photo of a caprese sandwich on toasted bread with a bright orange tomato, some slices of mozzarella and fresh pesto
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
counterpoint:
I selectively edited mark’s post just like he did to loomer’s. Now it reads “it was”.
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
why did you crop out the final part of her post
Just experienced my first air raid in Ukraine. 

Sirens blaring. 

This is everyday for every Ukrainian. 

I feel like such an asshole for minimizing the struggle of Ukrainians for the last 5 years. I often said I don’t care. Looking back, that wasn’t very nice of me to say. 

There are people in Ukraine who have to run to a bomb shelter everyday and some of us had the audacity to say Russia wasn’t wrong because we believed the lie that Ukraine is a country full of Nazi sympathizers. 

We have been so propagandized by Russia and we don’t even realize it. 

Air sirens could very well be the future of America if we don’t start demanding our lawmakers crack down on communism and multipolarity. 

We won’t have Trump forever and the axis of evil is moving fast.
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
you may have seen him on a few early episodes of mash
loudin wainwright the third on mash, holding an acoustic guitar and wearing green army fatigues
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
stewart from letterkenny with a speech bubble like he’s saying the quoted post
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Last night I got to see Yo-Yo Ma at Red Rocks! He first delivered a short speech defending immigration, then performed Dvořák’s cello concerto with the Colorado Symphony and closed with a solo Catalan folk piece, “A Song About Birds”.
Yo-Yo Ma with the Colorado Symphony. He is shown both in person and on a jumbo screen playing his cello. Yo-Yo Ma with his longtime friend and director of the Colorado Symphony, Peter Oundjian.
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
a tombstone that reads “the florsheims fit fine”
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
the coyote knows war
the spurs coyote with not a t-shirt gun but a t-shirt...? cannon? bazooka? truck-mounted artillery?
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
principal skinner meme for our special boy
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
father mulcahy saying "love thy neighbor or i'll punch your lights out!"
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
dog.
a photo of a labradoodle lounging on the sofa with his paw on an owl stuffie. he is staring directly into the camera. he is reddish-brown with a white stripe down his chest. he is a very good boy.

i love this dog except for when he jumps on the kitchen counter to steal food. i have lost far too many loaves of bread to this gremlin.
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
screen grab of the "porn for women" bit on 30 rock
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
@ericmbudd.com i think the bot is having a bad day
screen grab of @didtherockieslose.com having a normal one
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
A while back I commissioned a wedding gift for two dear friends from @amyraehill.bsky.social and tonight I was able to give it to them! She turned my friend's photo of the northern lights from their engagement trip into a gorgeous ceramic tea set and I could not be happier with the result.
A glazed ceramic teapot and two mugs with art depicting the northern lights along with silhouette figures of a couple and their dog looking at the aurora.
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
what in the hell is the point of this
a screenshot of freetaxusa telling me that colorado wants me to print a form, sign it and then not mail it in. douglas adams ass system.
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
while you gathered signatures i studied the blade
a movie poster for “the victor marx story”, subtitled “when impossible is the only way out”. the poster is a black and white portrait of a man holding a sword and attempting a menacing look
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
ironic
a screenshot from the spier and mackay site that notes their price is "tariffs included"
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
working on a lawn sign. original photo is CC-licensed www.flickr.com/photos/mikes...
A lawn sign mockup that says "ABOLISH" with laser beams from Blucifer's eyes melting an ice cube.
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I’ve had great experiences with their Boulder and Lakeside locations out here in Colorado. They’re really wonderful. Pulled this guy through a life-threatening crisis
a very floofy labradoodle
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
muting fifa peace prize because it is a dumb joke that has been made a thousand times already. get new material.
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
*taps sign*
Wait it's all Calvinism? Always has been.
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
i looked at their google group and all i see is "load bearing randos" and i don't wanna think about the bus factor on this
A screenshot of the internet-time-service mailing list from NIST that shows only two contributors.
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Screenshot of an NYT article that reads: How Anti-Growth Sentiment, Reflected in Zoning Laws, Thwarts Equality

"The quality of the experience of being in Boulder, part of it has to do with being able to go to this meadow and it isn't just littered with human beings," said Steve Pomerance, a former city councilman who moved here from Connecticut in the 1960s.
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I bought one last week! This is its temporary spot for the holiday season before I move it to a room with more light.
A norfolk island pine in a dark green ceramic pot.
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
kyle, please call your colleagues at the sun for how to write this headline
THE COLORADO SUN

NEWS: CRIME AND COURTS Donald Trump says he's pardoned Tina Peters. That doesn't affect her state conviction. Peters, the former clerk in Mesa County, was sentenced to nine years in prison for orchestrating a breach of her county's election system. Because she was convicted in state court, only Gov. Jared Polis can pardon her in the case.
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
tonight you will be visited by three spirits
wayne, daryl and squirrelly dan from "letterkenny" standing in front of wayne's barn holding puppies. they look tough.
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
the supermodel equivalent of this stupid ad in the denver airport
A banner in the denver airport with a portrait of abe lincoln that reads “A house divided cannot stand. Civility, pass it on” and which wholly misses the point lincoln was making.
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I DECLARE ABANDON
michael scott shouting "i declare bankruptcy"
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
congrassman murray from parks and recreation.
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
said dog
a mini labradoodle napping on the bed
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
while we're at it, stop using your chef's knife to scoop ingredients off the cutting board. get yourself a bench knife.
photo of a bench knife
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
"support"
screencap from princess bride of inigo montoya telling vizzini "you keep using that word, i do not think it means what you think it means"
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
blake masters watching like
james franco first time meme
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
the last year has been a lot of
james franco in the ballad of buster scruggs, about to be hung, saying "first time?"
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
never ever fails. credit to kenji lopez alt for the recipes. finishing the breast in an air fryer also works nicely.
turkey breast wrapped in its own skin, sitting on the indirect heat side of a grill to get smoked.aforementioned turkey breast sliced up and sitting on a serving platter.same turkey breast, only half cut up.braised turkey legs
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
detective lassiter from psych
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
i took my dog for santa photos
a photo of a mini labradoodle sitting patiently with santa claus and mrs. claus. he is being adorable. just the cutest. like, you cannot believe how sweet this little doodle is. his name is santiago and he's mostly red with a white stripe from his nose, down his neck and chest. he tilts his head. omg the head tilts. any time i'm talking about him with someone he turns and glares at me with a head tilt.
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
So, I accidentally went on a date with a Nazi this past weekend. No, I did not know she was a Nazi going into the date. Then, the next morning: 1/n
A text message that reads: I politically, spiritually and mentally align with the likes of Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, RFK Jr, Joe Rogan, ect. I believe in looking further into topics and researching things that the mainstream media are reporting and looking deeper into what is being told to us. Did you know that Ghislaine Maxwells father is the owner of all of our textbooks? That Jeffery Epstein is a Mossad agent, meant to blackmail all of our politicians into subservience? That our education system is meant to turn us into worker bees? That the government wants complete control of our food systems and have our farmers under extremely strict controls? That bill gates is poisoning cows with a new vaccine that causes them not to pass gas for “climate control”? 
Once you look into these things it’s extremely hard to not pay attention. 
The community on X knows the ins and outs of every single talking point blue sky is discussing, why does blue sky not know/want to even look at anything besides what is being shoveled to you by mainstream media? 

☝🏼 That’s just a small micro fraction of what is going on in the world. Go ahead and stick your head back into the sand 

Or let that sink in. 🚰
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
well, last night i went on a date with someone i met at the dog park who turned out to be a neo-nazi and then woke up to this text
I politically, spiritually and mentally align with the likes of Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, RFK Jr, Joe Rogan, ect. I believe in looking further into topics and researching things that the mainstream media are reporting and looking deeper into what is being told to us. Did you know that Ghislaine Maxwells father is the owner of all of our textbooks? That Jeffery Epstein is a Mossad agent, meant to blackmail all of our politicians into subservience? That our education system is meant to turn us into worker bees? That the government wants complete control of our food systems and have our farmers under extremely strict controls? That bill gates is poisoning cows with a new vaccine that causes them not to pass gas for "climate control"? Once you look into these things it's extremely hard to not pay attention. The community on X knows the ins and outs of every single talking point blue sky is discussing, why does blue sky not know/want to even look at anything besides what is being shoveled to you by mainstream media? world. Go ahead and stick your head back into the sand Or let that sink in.

That's just a small micro fraction of what is going on in the
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards
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