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hype man for a log flume

@youfoundryan.bsky.social
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former software engineer at twitter before the apartheid kid took over. denver. mostly post about my native landscape project and ska

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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 9h
we stan the space alien
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
a store sign that says “relevant galleries” but there’s an accent on the second escreen grab of the office where ryan adds an accent over the n in lemonade to make it faux spanish
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
white pocket is pretty pretty cool
a color photo of a rock formation in white pocket, arizona. in the foreground we see a small patch of scrub grass growing in a sand pocket. behind that is a large white formation formed by hundreds of thin layers of sandstone.
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the only beverage i never want to see a candidate bring is what my weird data structures prof in college drank: iced sweet tea with whole pats of butter floating on top
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
drop: stranger things community modern family parks and rec uk office scandal succession house of cards add: avatar tla letterkenny over the garden wall psych bosch derry girls deli boys little america
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
peanut butter and jelly go well together, but they won't tell you that
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
an aliexpress product listing photoshopped to look like they're selling an f-35 canopy
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
why does it say “your passcode is required to enable face id” instead of “face card declined”
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
also she named the porn company after her grandmother
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
mayor throws united under the airbus
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
airstrikes on meta hq and all their data centers
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
put the cocaine down fredo
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
ron funches
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
the high school activity that actually accomplishes these things is marching band
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
the only work required later will be raffling off chances to swing a sledgehammer at this thing
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Good food photography is surprisingly difficult. But 100% worth the effort over this uncanny valley grossness.
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
greengrocers
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
this is how i picture all hands meetings at openai www.youtube.com/watch?v=GS1r...
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The Rhythm of Life (Sammy Davis Jr.) | Sweet Charity (1969) | TUNE
YouTube video by TUNE - Musical Moments
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
seize spacex on national security grounds. shut down xitter for csam violations. crack down on tesla's fsd scam. feds have just so many easy layups to destroy musk.
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
someone get soderbergh on the phone
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
do we think kegseth has them do two truths and a lie or is he more of a trust fall guy
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If you never watched Psych you may not be aware that this classic Dulé Hill popcorn gif is from an early episode guest starring Tim Curry. He plays a super mean talent judge on an American Idol spoof. S2E1 “American Duos”
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Psych: Dule Hill as Burton Guster with Popcorn
Alt: Psych: Dule Hill as Burton Guster with Popcorn
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
the escalating mcmahon meme:
* dolly gives you a book
* dolly gives you a basic income after your house burns down
* dolly gives you a guitar
* dolly gives you boobs
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
for sale: one null, never dereferenced
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
legend of zelda
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Two hour rain delay last night but well worth the wait
A photo of the Coors Field jumbotron taken from the stands above first base. The "Rockies" sign is yellow and the display shows the Banana Ball logo.
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
chris parnell
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
i already figured this guy sucked but wow he REALLY sucks. just 100% the opposite of what denver wants in our rep
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
when tf was that ever an asset
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
the guy on the right looks like he's plotting to murder a pigeon who stole his french fries last week
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
also i don't buy that air travel has unilaterally gotten worse? wifi on planes. aircraft with lower pressurization. baggage tracking. and, of course, the prices.
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
the world is awful but at least we get a new season of the eric adams show
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Tonight @bianchiweather.bsky.social joined us at Rise Comedy for the first night of the improv festival!
Chris Bianchi on stage at Rise Comedy
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
why does the guy in the black shirt look like he wants to eat my organs for breakfast
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
congrats to phil weiser on his upcoming 40 point victory
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
summer means making batches of pesto with basil and garlic from the garden and then making caprese sandwiches with said pesto
a photo of a caprese sandwich on toasted bread with a bright orange tomato, some slices of mozzarella and fresh pesto
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
guy on nextdoor arguing that shrinking road lanes is a war crime and i genuinely can't tell if this is a troll or not
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
itym “customer diarrhea”
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
oh yeah well i’m gonna make a historically accurate paddington
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
if hyundai fixes their iccu problems they can own like half the us ev market
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
why did you crop out the final part of her post
Just experienced my first air raid in Ukraine. 

Sirens blaring. 

This is everyday for every Ukrainian. 

I feel like such an asshole for minimizing the struggle of Ukrainians for the last 5 years. I often said I don’t care. Looking back, that wasn’t very nice of me to say. 

There are people in Ukraine who have to run to a bomb shelter everyday and some of us had the audacity to say Russia wasn’t wrong because we believed the lie that Ukraine is a country full of Nazi sympathizers. 

We have been so propagandized by Russia and we don’t even realize it. 

Air sirens could very well be the future of America if we don’t start demanding our lawmakers crack down on communism and multipolarity. 

We won’t have Trump forever and the axis of evil is moving fast.
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
may i introduce you to the insanity that is hartman colorado? a town so bonkers the state has to send an armed escort to inspect the water system, which is collapsing because all the residents can do is literally fight each other www.denverpost.com/2026/03/08/h...
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In a tiny Colorado town, infighting dissolved the government. Now the water’s running out.
A tangled web of interpersonal feuds has left the town of Hartman with no clear path out of a situation that’s not covered by any state law.
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
the mike pence joke you're about to make isn't funny don't post it
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
the world thanks ferran for saving us from pk nonsense
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
gonna have to go rewatch the bad bunny halftime show to get this taste out of my mouth
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
a halftime show produced by committee
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
who approved an acoustic guitar for a halftime show
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
halftime show shoulda just been entirely muppets playing white stripes
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
why is wemby doing principal skinner pathetic face
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
billy baguette
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