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hype man for a log flume

@youfoundryan.bsky.social
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former software engineer at twitter before the apartheid kid took over. denver. mostly post about my native landscape project and ska

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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 3h
just drove across northern utah/colorado on 40 from salt lake to steamboat. mother of god the stretch between those two is depressing.
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
real ones put sour cream on pancakes
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i have become a big fan of silent discos for this reason
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We usually get a few every year in Colorado thanks to the prairie dog populations.
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
instead you make fun of them until they go away
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
a photo of a ritz carlton hotel but some of the lights are burned out so it reads “itz carlton”carlton from fresh prince giving a peace sign
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
feels like sending $100 checks, if it even happens, is just going to be a "let them eat cake" moment sending one tank of gas worth of money is somehow more insulting than doing nothing
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
pantry and freezer staples in bulk from costco. fresh stuff on a day-to-day basis from the store around the corner
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i started doing improv comedy and now am in a group with a monthly show
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
we stan the space alien
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
a store sign that says “relevant galleries” but there’s an accent on the second escreen grab of the office where ryan adds an accent over the n in lemonade to make it faux spanish
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
white pocket is pretty pretty cool
a color photo of a rock formation in white pocket, arizona. in the foreground we see a small patch of scrub grass growing in a sand pocket. behind that is a large white formation formed by hundreds of thin layers of sandstone.
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
that was basically the reaction the department chair had the first time he saw it too
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the amelia earhart episode put bobs in the same conversation as any prestige tv show, ,imo
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the only beverage i never want to see a candidate bring is what my weird data structures prof in college drank: iced sweet tea with whole pats of butter floating on top
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i would also drop game of thrones for marvelous mrs maisel but i don't wanna get got tonight
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
drop: stranger things community modern family parks and rec uk office scandal succession house of cards add: avatar tla letterkenny over the garden wall psych bosch derry girls deli boys little america
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
peanut butter and jelly go well together, but they won't tell you that
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
and there are ultimately just not that many ice goons
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
an aliexpress product listing photoshopped to look like they're selling an f-35 canopy
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it would be similarly pointless but i kinda want someone to poll CO-GOV just to see how lolworthy a night we're in for in colorado
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
when dems win*
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
when dems when they should name mamdani speaker even though he's not a member, trump can't say no to the guy i'm only, like, 30% joking
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
would much rather see her stay in the house than become vp. veep would just be a huge waste of her talent
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
they're very nice, i've had two i5's now. currently mid-roadtrip with one from denver to zion.
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
this saga makes my head hurt
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
kyle clark did that to the mayor of denver after he got caught violating his own covid rules. basically ended the guy’s career in colorado politics “you lied, so gtfo” is very effective
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
why does it say “your passcode is required to enable face id” instead of “face card declined”
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
jared polis said basically the same thing a few years ago and colorado republicans lost their damn minds coloradosun.com/2021/03/10/c...
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Colorado ranchers already had beef with Jared Polis. Then came “MeatOut Day.”
LIMON — When Kelsey Pope watches her kids doing after-school chores, scattering hay for some of the 1,200 head of Red Angus cattle on their high plains farm, a beef-bashing proclamation from a governo...
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
my group chat of ex-twitter engineers is desperate for a tech company to work for that isn't run by lunatics or fascists. we would take pay cuts to work there.
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
also she named the porn company after her grandmother
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
meanwhile vanguard exchanging a billion shares of their money market fund for dollars is just another tuesday for them
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
yes, but let's not pretend lopez isn't also a piece of shit. he has no interest in governing either.
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
food photography is shockingly hard! which does not excuse the disgusting ai slop food images restaurants keep using
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
need a bsky filter for "has canvassed in at least one election"
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
oof stones
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i can’t be the only one who wonders if she even makes it through her term
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
mayor throws united under the airbus
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
airstrikes on meta hq and all their data centers
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
“don’t listen to genocide deniers” remains undefeated
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
seize the berlin gigafactory
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
getting diabetes to own the libs, but leftishly
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Okay? I didn't watch the trial and the jurors wouldn't have been watching it either if they followed the judge's instructions.
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I wore pink today. Didn't know it was the preferred color of those protestors until I read your post.
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
so uh, should i pony up for brand-name lexapro?
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
put the cocaine down fredo
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
ron funches
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
the high school activity that actually accomplishes these things is marching band
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
the only work required later will be raffling off chances to swing a sledgehammer at this thing
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hype man for a log flume @youfoundryan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Good food photography is surprisingly difficult. But 100% worth the effort over this uncanny valley grossness.
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