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Ian Johnson

@youcanandyouwill.bsky.social
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Writer. Northerner. Sausage. Words in Trash Cat Lit, Bull, The Bulb Region, Literary Garage, and that. BotN and Best Microfiction nominee.

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Ian Johnson @youcanandyouwill.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So blown away by this and eternally grateful to the great @therelphian.bsky.social . So much amazing work in @trashcatlit.bsky.social
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Trash Cat Lit @trashcatlit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Our very first prose poetry issue is NOW LIVE 🦝 Twenty absolute stunners for you to savour. Huge thanks to Jude Potts @judepickledplum.bsky.social for her reading assistance. We'll start highlighting these beauts soon. For now, grab a brew and lose yourself 💜 trashcatlit.com/prose-poetry... 1/2
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Prose Poetry, September 2026
We have twenty beautiful pieces in this, our first issue of prose poetry. Inspired by a very special raccoon, Jimothy, the theme was a celebration of tenacity and difference. Click on the images to…
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Trash Cat Lit @trashcatlit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
NEW in our Trash Family Bookfinder for your reading pleasure 🦝 @sophia-adamowicz.bsky.social with her dark folklore novel, The Brink www.amazon.co.uk/Brink-Sophia... @bronwengriffiths.bsky.social with her haunting novel of love and loss, Longshore Drift www.amazon.co.uk/Longshore-Dr...
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Ian Johnson @youcanandyouwill.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Love this by @keithwoodruff.bsky.social - what a talent!
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Ian Johnson @youcanandyouwill.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oof, the absolute titans of wordage in this one...
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Ian Johnson @youcanandyouwill.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A tale inspired by an unfinished staffroom jigsaw, my morning commute over the mighty Tyne, and our long-suffering, precious teachers everywhere. Told in hope, hopefully. Thanks to wordsmith beta reading maestro @meanerharker.bsky.social apricotpress.co.uk/2026/09/09/p...
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People, Passing, on Tyne
In this short story, Ian Johnson’s protagonist finds hope in seeking change.
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Ian Johnson @youcanandyouwill.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A bit of hope to look forward to with pieces by me and awesome writers including my buds @therelphian.bsky.social @meanerharker.bsky.social
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Ian Johnson @youcanandyouwill.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Diving into another @trashcatlit.bsky.social triumph of a prompt issue. This from @keithwoodruff.bsky.social is a masterclass.
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Ian Johnson @youcanandyouwill.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
So much fun meeting and hearing a talented bunch of writers. My first reading and didn't burst into flames. Thanks to the best @therelphian.bsky.social
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Ian Johnson @youcanandyouwill.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Poems! Two of 'em! At Ape House (not of this parish). On tentative tides... apehousemagazine.substack.com/p/two-poems-...
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Two Poems
by Ian Johnson
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The Bulb Region @bulbregion.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
We resume tomorrow with two of my favorite writers, but before then, stop what you are doing and read this absolutely hilarious story by another one of my favorite writers, aka recent TBR contributor, Ian Johnson (@youcanandyouwill.bsky.social), published earlier this year in Hawkeye. 🔗👇
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Ian Johnson @youcanandyouwill.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Honoured @sarpsozdinler.bsky.social (a real one) has given a home to my slice of misanphropy at the @bulbregion.bsky.social. An ode to gob shites everywhere...
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Trash Cat Lit @trashcatlit.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It's now just one week until our evening of readings 🦝 Come along and listen to eleven wonderful stories celebrating treasure in unexpected places. Register for a slot at this Zoom event via link on our Home page trashcatlit.com 1/2
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Ian Johnson @youcanandyouwill.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Stoked to be in the Urban Pig pen with a slice of toxic transformation, forged in the @trashcatlit.bsky.social prompt foundry. Choose your poison 💉
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JP Relph @therelphian.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I was so pleased to be published by @flashficfestuk.bsky.social in their festival anthology volume eight. It's packed with stellar writers. I just want it to be known that my story has been printed incomplete. For anyone reading the book, my story is missing the final 100 words. 1/2
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Ian Johnson @youcanandyouwill.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
My melancholic uber short short on nature, disassociation, sprinkle of avarice, maybe? Thanks to my gang @trashcatlit.bsky.social @therelphian.bsky.social
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Ian Johnson @youcanandyouwill.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Inside the prose and process of Bath Short Story longlistee TM @meanerharker.bsky.social - a unique voice - always feeling, always poetic - very lucky to know her!
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Ian Johnson @youcanandyouwill.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
A blumin' longlisting today for this trier, the Bath Short Story Award, no less. Stunned, thrilled, delighted! Congrats and best of luck to all, particularly my writing bud @meanerharker.bsky.social @bathshortstory.bsky.social www.bathshortstoryaward.org/2026/07/07/l...
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Longlist BSSA 2026
Many congratulations to the writers longlisted in our 2026 Award and big thanks to all those from around the world who entered. We receive many similar titles among our entries. If your story is on…
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Ian Johnson @youcanandyouwill.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Some absolute leafy lushness within (completed it, mate). Here is my short short offering, written 10 years ago on holiday in the New Forest. Did not imagine it would appear in, errr, TRIPLE Wigleaf longlisted @trashcatlit.bsky.social. Hope sprouts eternal - trashcatlit.com/the-tragedy-...
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The Tragedy of the Commons
Ian Johnson Listen to Ian read his story It really is the greenest place I’ve ever seen, like, Jaysus wept, and sloshed a mealy trench, a pauper’s plate – emerald/olive/pea, for pasture and p…
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Trash Cat Lit @trashcatlit.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
We are utterly chuffed to find out that TWO Trash Cat Lit published pieces (out of 119 in 2025) made the Wigleaf Top 50 Longlist 🦝🦝 MASSIVE congratulations to Fiona @fionamckay.bsky.social and Delphine @delgeo14.bsky.social 💜 Links to their Wigleaf-worthy stories in comments 🌟 1/3
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Ian Johnson @youcanandyouwill.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Staggered and grateful to be in this gorgeous publication amongst so many talented writers and artists with my wee poem. www.abridged.zone/andre-souza-...
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Ian Johnson @youcanandyouwill.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
As well as the genuine community (sub opportunities, beta reads, endless support) @trashcatlit.bsky.social and the unbelievable @therelphian.bsky.social provides writers... this as well?! Are we paying for this?! Is heaven missing an angel?! Who else is doing this?! Get involved ASAP!!!
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Trash Cat Lit @trashcatlit.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
We have three more days of teasers for our summer issue, coming 1st July 🦝 Ian Johnson @youcanandyouwill.bsky.social packs his micro with vivid landscape, nostalgia and regret Carlotta Dale @carlottadale.bsky.social blends LA realism with fantasy as her MC becomes curious about a neighbour's tree
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Ian Johnson @youcanandyouwill.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Back in the bin, my happy place! Looking forward to reading green business from friends old and new!
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Daniel Davis Wood @danieldaviswood.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
...Ian Johnson’s “American Sllop” rewrites the Old West to pollute that era with forgeries and duplications more perverse than any you’ll find on a modern-day feed. www.3ammagazine.com/3am/american...
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American Sllop – 3:AM Magazine
I. In which Dr. Hawthorne comes to town ~ The snakeskin wagon that caused such bluster in the broadsheets from Oregon to Illinois kicked dust over the saloon steps. The menfolk—wranglers, drunks, mali...
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Trash Cat Lit @trashcatlit.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
It's our penultimate trio of treasures from our 2025 print anthology - now free to read online 🦝 In Happy Birthday, You Geriatric POS Ian Johnson @youcanandyouwill.bsky.social uses humour, absurdity and excellent voice to tell a layered story of family trashcatlit.com/read-what-co... 1/3
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Ian Johnson @youcanandyouwill.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Some dusty Americana from me, back in the brilliant @mrbullbull.bsky.social (thanks to equally brilliant @thedrevlow.bsky.social). Early Springsteen meets Making a Murderer. Home is where the hurt is🐔
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Ian Johnson @youcanandyouwill.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Yay! First time amongst this fine, flashy deluge with a genuine good boy #nffd2026
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Trash Cat Lit @trashcatlit.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
A week left on Summer subs for your stories celebrating the Kingdom of Plantae 💚 Here's what Guest Reader, Leigh @mrlovelyday.bsky.social would love to see in the binbox. Think of those spaces less commonly considered, and how genre can influence everything 🦝 trashcatlit.com/summer-mood/
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Trash Cat Lit @trashcatlit.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
If you're considering subbing to our Summer call - please remember, we want stories about plant-life in all its forms. The Kingdom of Plantae being celebrated. Do check out our Mood Board to see what we mean. We'll also have prompts popping up here 💚 trashcatlit.com/summer-mood/
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Summer Mood
We are wheeling out our green bin for this summer general submission call. Stories do not have to be set in summer – but they do have to be GREEN in some way, embracing the phyto-world. We ar…
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Ian Johnson @youcanandyouwill.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Really honoured to feature in Moonflake Press' treasured anthology with a wee poem I'm quite chuffed with. Lots of heartfelt, sparkly stuff within. moonflakepress.com/treasured
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Ian Johnson @youcanandyouwill.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
So chuffed to have this available to share digitally - the first piece I ever had in print! Terrific stories within. Mine starts with a cryptic crossword and descends from there. Any clues? Read on...
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Ian Johnson @youcanandyouwill.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Get in the bin! Make it green, make it short!
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Ian Johnson @youcanandyouwill.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Brilliance and brevity from @quickasaflash.bsky.social - do not regret rien not reading...
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Trash Cat Lit @trashcatlit.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
One of our lovely Trash Family have started their own lit mag. Pam's an excellent writer and will be a cracking editor. Get on it to be part of the inaugural issue 🌻
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Trash Cat Lit @trashcatlit.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Our last spotlight from the stellar Prompted Stories issue is from guest reader, Ian Johnson @youcanandyouwill.bsky.social 🦝 We loved how immersive, tense and visceral this flash was, with raw snappy sentences driving the emotion. A fab use of prompts. Read here: trashcatlit.com/a-shimmer-on...
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Ian Johnson @youcanandyouwill.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Brilliant stuff from endlessly talented @meanerharker.bsky.social - check these out
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Trash Cat Lit @trashcatlit.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Today's Prompted Story spotlight is from Zoe Davis @meanerharker.bsky.social🦝 We loved the angst in this young MC, the real-world challenges of his "gift". It's gritty and sassy and we loved the way the nemesis was transformed in the story. Read and listen here: trashcatlit.com/southend-fal...
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Trash Cat Lit @trashcatlit.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Hey, you, our gorgeous 27-story print anthology is at a bargainous prices for May. Help the wildlife of Britain and get a copy here: mybook.to/WhatComesToL... 🦌🦡🦊🦉🦋 work by @bronwengriffiths.bsky.social @terryholland.bsky.social @clareobrien.bsky.social @quickasaflash.bsky.social and more
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Leigh Loveday @leighloveday.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Some lovely things in here, and a fleeting one about how my hometown would be improved by the addition of dragons if you're so inclined.
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Ian Johnson @youcanandyouwill.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
So pleased this is out, and even more pleased it's in it's natural home at @literarygarage.bsky.social - love 'em. Tides, expectations, and physics... where the waves take us.
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Ian Johnson @youcanandyouwill.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Beautiful piece by the great @therelphian.bsky.social micromancemagazine.substack.com/p/a-love-tha...
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A Love That May Take Five-Hundred Years to Fade
By JP Relph
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Ian Johnson @youcanandyouwill.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
My first Villain Era outing (thanks @charlesjensen.bsky.social) - demons, ennui, and workplace grievances. See you in hell?
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Trash Cat Lit @trashcatlit.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Our Prompted Stories spotlight of the day is from @pj-mccarthy.bsky.social 🦝 We loved how this relatable human truth story was made fantastical and scary with the excellent child POV. Our reader, Ian said it is "propulsive and stylish". Read here: trashcatlit.com/a-matter-of-...
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Ian Johnson @youcanandyouwill.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Love this prompt story from @jennyhart2001.bsky.social - mystery, dread, betrayal trashcatlit.com/blood-storm/
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Blood Storm
Jenny Hart Listen to Jenny read her story The dawn is a glorious red as though the sea has set fire to the sky, and we know the Blood Storm will bless us once again. I hear the babble of women woke…
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Ian Johnson @youcanandyouwill.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Love these prompt calls- 500 word puzzles wrapped in an enigma. Mine was inspired by Kim Kardashian. A chance for greatness, on the turn of the river... trashcatlit.com/a-shimmer-on...
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A Shimmer on the River
Ian Johnson The river hand turns. I have a ten, spades. A king of diamonds. I need a queen, any queen, for the straight. Dealer peels an ace. I have nothing. King high. Nothing. Skinny Nick grins. …
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 01/05/2026
Hooray, our World Cup 2026 Wall Chart is FINISHED 🥳 It's our biggest wall chart ever, an A1-sized shambles sullied by SIXTY wonky doodles. Dunno if competitions fly on Bluesky, but if you share this we'll send a couple of freebies out to some (un)lucky RTers x 🛒 noscoredraws.com/products/wor...
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World Cup 2026 Wall Chart - No Score Draws A1 WC2026 Poster Print - Ex
Our biggest ever wonky World Cup Wall Chart for the biggest ever World Cup! Yes it's the 2026 World Cup, so to keep track of all the ins and outs, the kick-of times, scores and tables, here's a HUGE A...
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Trash Cat Lit @trashcatlit.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Our charity print anthology, containing 27 incredible short fictions, is cheap as fancy chips for the month of May! 🦝 Grab yourself a copy or treat someone who loves wordage - all sales benefit UK charity, The Wildlife Trusts🦡 🦊🦉🦋 mybook.to/WhatComesToL...
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Ian Johnson @youcanandyouwill.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Woo hoo Trash Cat - the joy that keeps on joying! Loads of fun working to prompts for my lil story, and honoured to second read these certified bangers for 👑 @therelphian.bsky.social
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Trash Cat Lit @trashcatlit.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
After some intense days, we've sorted our Spring Prompted Story Pop-Up 🦝 Thanks @youcanandyouwill.bsky.social for the excellent assistance. All notifications now sent - we so appreciate everyone's interest in TCL 💜 We have 19 flashes for the issue, coming May, and a contributor reveal tomorrow!
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