thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Today I have a story called "Today I’m Your Friend Who’s Way Too Comfortable Talking About Masturbation." Thanks so much to the madman Dmitriy Kogan for publishing this sexy little baby. Would especially love if you read it at work or church, around your children, or maybe for your own TMI friend. 060
thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Hugely honored/humbled for these very kind words by the great @tracieadams.bsky.social 030
Reposted by thedrevlowCowboy Jamboree @cowboyjamboree.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If you missed CJ's reading with @thedrevlow.bsky.social & @jdclappwrites.bsky.social & Mark Rogers & @vanwinkle.bsky.social last night, we got you. The video is now up on our YouTube channel. Watch the video, give us a follow. Planning to post some more CJ connected stuff. youtu.be/3UM4cUJgUqcyoutu.beCowboy Jamboree Fall Release 2026YouTube video by Cowboy Jamboree 074
thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Thanks to all who came out last night. Great night. Great being able to read with some of my favoritest favorites @vanwinkle.bsky.social @jdclappwrites.bsky.social, and Mark Rogers. Special shout out to @tracieadams.bsky.social for always being crazy supportive of me (& the rest of the Cowboy crew). 060
thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This: "The sword swallower & the human cannonball stormed out months ago.... After that, the stilt walker fell and broke his back when the irascible magician’s assistant tripped him Only the most loyal and desperate have stayed." fictivedream.com/2025/09/14/e...fictivedream.comEveryone’s Hangry at the Celestial Hurly Burlyby Mikki Aronoff and Kathryn Silver-Hajo — inspired by the painting, Good and Evil, an Abstraction, by Jewad Selim … 010
thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Remember back when as a young man you learned that cootchie could be both: vagina & the thing you said to babies before you said coo and then tickled them. But you couldn’t say cootchie coo to a woman’s vagina without it being awkard?static.klipy.comcoochie coochie cooALT: coochie coochie coo 020
thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Come on out y'all and hear to my drunken sailor stories 083
thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Driving home from work behind a black Elantra with the bumper sticker “I ❤️ MUSIC” and I think to myself: You go on wit you bad self. 051
thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Sending out free books. Anybody want a free copy of THE CAPTAIN'S BEEN DRINKING? All you need to do is like read the motherfucker (it's pretty short) and tell somebody about it--good, bad, and ugly. a.co/d/08OXSbBNa.coThe Captain's Been Drinking: Drevlow, Benjamin: 9798905997235: Amazon.com: BooksThe Captain's Been Drinking [Drevlow, Benjamin] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. The Captain's Been Drinking 020
thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Thank you so much to @delgeo14.bsky.social over at Raw Lit for nominate my story "Social Niceties" for Best Small Fictions. Very honored to be listed along side some of my favorite writers out there. 691
Reposted by thedrevlowCowboy Jamboree @cowboyjamboree.bsky.social · 02/09/2026We came hard with it in August, and we're gonna keep the hits comin in September. @thedrevlow.bsky.social @jdclappwrites.bsky.social @tomandes.bsky.social 063
thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Woke up at 3 this morning with this pome stuck in my head for some reason, so here you go, you're welcome: Today I’m your whittle cuddle bunny. With my big floppy ears. And little fluffy tail. And rabbit turds. Shitloads of little balled-up rabbit turds at the asscrack of midnight.static.klipy.comHappy Bunny Day: Cute Rabbit BunbundayALT: Happy Bunny Day: Cute Rabbit Bunbunday 000
thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Just me hiding behind your kitchen cabinets with a blow torch waiting for you to come home so I can yell: Surprise! And: Happy birthday! And: What are you gonna wish for? And: Don’t you know it won’t come true unless you can blow every last one of them out?static.klipy.comLance FlammeALT: Lance Flamme 000
thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Check it out, y'all. I'll be reading about stealing cats. And these others will be straight slaying it. Tis a huge honor to read with these peoples. 010
Reposted by thedrevlowCowboy Jamboree @cowboyjamboree.bsky.social · 24/08/2026MOBY DICK for our modern times? Who knows? But it's certainly brilliant because @thedrevlow.bsky.social always brings the gritty goods: www.cowboyjamboreemagazine.com/the-captains... 054
thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Anybody interested in a free copy of THE CAPTAIN'S BEEN DRINKING in exchange for a review or interview or something? Could just be a review on Goodreads or Amazon, or a blog/substack or anything. DM me if you're down. www.cowboyjamboreemagazine.com/the-captains...cowboyjamboreemagazine.comThe Captain's Been DrinkingCOWBOY JAMBOREE 042
thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Hey all, remember when I told you last week that I had a book out? Well, it's still available this week for purchase. Just imagine Love Boat meets Below Deck meets Dateline meets Fargo, or something like that or nothing like that. You decide. 032
Reposted by thedrevlowCowboy Jamboree @cowboyjamboree.bsky.social · 19/08/2026If you missed it yesterday, it's never to late to get a hurry on about it. THE CAPTAIN'S BEEN DRINKING, a new novel from @thedrevlow.bsky.social, has arrived.static.klipy.comPipeye Boating CartoonALT: Pipeye Boating Cartoon 085
thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 19/08/2026@colinmgee.bsky.social on "the captain": "sit back and enjoy a ride on the Queen of the Northland with a degenerate captain who has been drinking, a first mate who has been drinking, and possibly even an author who's been drinking." www.cowboyjamboreemagazine.com/the-captains...cowboyjamboreemagazine.comThe Captain's Been DrinkingCOWBOY JAMBOREE 022
thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I'm a real slut for publishing stuff today, but still: please buy my book about giving boat tours to strippers. 052
thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Thanks so much to Travis Shosa from Dodo Eraser for publishing this pome about gravity, baseball, and daddy issues. Maybe you want to check it out? dodoeraser.org/2026/08/18/j...dodoeraser.orgjust like your fatherif you throw a baseball up high enough to where you lose it in the sun, you can pretend that gravity is your daddy instead of the deadbeat who abandoned you and your mother four years ago.you can p… 020
Reposted by thedrevlowThe Bulb Region @bulbregion.bsky.social · 13/08/2026"Eyes always go first when fish go fishing for drowned bodies. / Windows to the soul. / Of hungry heartless fish." The brilliant @thedrevlow.bsky.social returns to The Bulb Region with another sharp hybrid piece. Read "Life advice for that special incel in your life" on the website today. 🔗👇 131
thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Pumped for this one to be out in the world. Honored that the mad genius @sarpsozdinler.bsky.social selected it for the brilliant @bulbregion.bsky.social. It's called "LIFE ADVICE FOR THAT SPECIAL INCEL IN YOUR LIFE." Please read & share with the incels in your life. bulbregion.com/Life-advice-...bulbregion.comLife advice for that special incel in your life, by Drevlow — The Bulb RegionLife advice for that special incel in your life — Drevlow Cut your dick off if it’s gone bad.... 082
thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Like the chimp that ripped off his master’s face, I just want to see life through your eyes for once, babe. 000
thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Trying to line up some readings for this Fall/Spring. Anybody out there in Georgia or thereabouts who'd be willing to host a reading at their school/bookstore/library/etc.? Happy to pair up with other writers as well. Please share if you know anybody. Here are some clips: www.youtube.com/@thedrevlowyoutube.comBenjamin Drevlowspoken word performances 010
Reposted by thedrevlowMaura Yzmore / Fiona Embers 😱🥵😎 @maurayzmore.bsky.social · 29/07/2026This is a great novel by @thedrevlow.bsky.social and @cowboyjamboree.bsky.social Funny and absurd and gut-wrenching 132
thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Nevermind me, I’m just the guy at Walmart with my hoodie & sunglasses paying in cash for this bleach, mop, tarp, rope, duck tape, zip ties, shovel, chainsaw, garden shears, kitty litter, lighter fluid, flashlight, burner phone, latex gloves, booties, coveralls, fake mustache, & blond wig. 010
thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 27/07/2026THE CAPTAIN'S BEEN DRINKING out August 18 with @cowboyjamboree.bsky.social "an often hilarious, often offensive and often tragic chameleon of a novel." @wilsonkoewing.bsky.social 2165
thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Many thanks to the brilliant @alexandranaughton.bsky.social & Be About It for publishing my love unrequited story about a trash panda and a flea named Freddie. beaboutitpress.substack.com/p/i-tell-mys...beaboutitpress.substack.comi tell myself I’m the platonic idea for a trash pandaa new poem by Ben Drevlow 151
thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 11/07/2026If you get four dogs and you give them all different voices and personalities and make them talk to you all day and all night about all their hopes and dreams and all your hopes and dreams, you can pretend that you actually have friends and family that love you. 000
thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 13/06/2026have been hacked again on Twitter, which, is pretty much on me for thinking I wouldn't get hacked on Twitter. But anyway, I guess all my hot takes will have to go on blueski now. Twitter's loss is y'all's gain. 040
thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 04/06/2026"You don’t have to like golden showers per se, you just have to learn to like getting pissed on. You don’t have to like Cleveland steamers per se, you just have to learn to like getting shit on." @godscrueljokelp.bsky.social www.godscrueljokelit.com/b-drevlow-2-...godscrueljokelit.comBenjamin Drevlow - 2 Poems — God's Cruel Joke 022
thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Feel like it's destiny that I'd get published by a lit mag called God's Cruel Joke, but I still can't thank Lee Pearson enough for publishing these little ugly babies including the line: "You don’t have to like golden showers per se, you just have to learn to like getting pissed on." 052
Reposted by thedrevlowCowboy Jamboree @cowboyjamboree.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Always happy to say good shit about @thedrevlow.bsky.social's work because he always writes good shit. CJ Poetry Review, Good Garbage: Benjamin Drevlow's Trash Poems For Trash People, www.cowboyjamboreemagazine.com/drevlows-tra... 075
thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I always tell the kids: you can be anything you want when you grow up if you have a dissociative identity disorder. 010
thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I can stop writing now. There's no higher praise I can hope for than this: "If [Drevlow's] thoughts on love and sex and life sit somewhere between a dumpster behind a Domino's, time on the toilet, and a dog's dick, well, that's just honesty." cowboyjamboreemagazine.com/drevlows-tra...cowboyjamboreemagazine.comDrevlow's Trash PoemsI don't know if the world knew it needed a book of poetry about trash, but it did, and Ben Drevlow was just the author to write it. Amid the detritus of our daily lives of waste–crumpled... 0115
Reposted by thedrevlowAndrew Careaga (writer) @andrewcareaga.bsky.social · 08/05/2026In today's Friday Five Q&A, I talk with @thedrevlow.bsky.social about his new book, "Trash Poems for Trash People," his role as @mrbullbull.bsky.social EIC, and the writers who most influence him. andrewcareaga.com/2026/05/08/f... #WritingCommunityandrewcareaga.comFriday Five: talking trash with Benjamin DrevlowA Q&A with the author of ‘Trash Poems for Trash People’ and editor of BULL. 0128
thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Thanks so so much to the beautiful & brilliant @andrewcareaga.bsky.social for the kind words and for taking the time to interview big fat trash-human me. Twas a pleasure. Maybe you check it out, maybe?https://andrewcareaga.com/2026/05/08/friday-five-talking-trash-with-ben-drevlow/ 021
thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Thanks so much to the great David Staggs for these kind words over at Goodreads: "Drevlow is honest, irreverent, and self-deprecating. His poetry is at times funny, at times gut wrenching, at times heart wrenching, but it is always honest." www.goodreads.com/book/show/25...goodreads.comTrash Poems For Trash PeopleDiscover and share books you love on Goodreads. 011
Reposted by thedrevlowPat Foran @pdforan.bsky.social · 05/05/2026“She feels the sky drawing her up. At the same time, the inverted bowl of sky pushes down. It is like that optical illusion where you can’t tell if the black horse is headed toward you or walking away.” @patriciaqbidar.bsky.social in Painted Bride Quarterly pbqmag.org/patricia-q-b...pbqmag.orgPatricia Q. Bidar: Colfax - Painted Bride QuarterlyColfax Cristina swallows the last of the loose pills from Julian’s glove box. Within a few minutes, fresh energy blooms and fizzes within her; the sensation is of tumbling backward into space. Julian... 183
thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 05/05/2026This one from another genius, kind, beautiful human, Peter DeMarco: "Drevlow’s punchy, blunt, crude, profane, vulgar, sincere and at times poignant style turns all those trashy problems inside out." www.goodreads.com/review/show/...goodreads.comSign inSee what your friends are reading 010
Reposted by thedrevlowMeagan Lucas @meaganlucas.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Books of 2026: 16 Trash Poems for Trash People I consider @thedrevlow.bsky.social my friend. I don't know poetry. These don't read like Billy Collins or Mary Oliver. There is nothing beautiful. There is a lot of vulnerability. A lot of hard truth. A lot of shared humanity. 162
thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Now to distract myself from the trashfire of 2026 with petty self-promotion. This one's from the genius, kind, beautiful human, @lmbayley.bsky.social "We have powerful, urgent language. We are unsettled. We are changed. We are left wanting to know what happens next." 132
thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 29/04/2026"Here I am with my clown face on and hacking away at this bloody corpse & immediately you’re making assumptions." In my mind this is about the power of art to heal. Thanks to @burialmagazine.bsky.social who kindly overlooked their conscience & published it burialmagazine.neocities.org/clownfaceburialmagazine.neocities.orgClown Face 162
Reposted by thedrevlowLinda M. Bayley @lmbayley.bsky.social · 19/04/2026I have a new story out today in @mrbullbull.bsky.social ! Thanks so much to @thedrevlow.bsky.social for his continued support of my Aldous stories. xoxoxo #FlashInTheFeed P.S. This was begun in a @mattkendrick.bsky.social workshop and finished in a @smokelong.bsky.social workshop! Many thanks! 🥰 3124
thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 28/04/2026What if Ed Gein & John Wayne Gacy had a son who was a clown/pig farmer who hosted local middle school field trips to educate children about ethical pig farming practices? (Shout out to the kind & brilliant @burialmagazine.bsky.social for publishing this baby) burialmagazine.neocities.org/clownfaceburialmagazine.neocities.orgClown Face 041