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that's too evil, I'm not sitting through that singing again

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not enough evil viziers around nowadays for my liking :/

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Oh so now joke stealer mcgee is gonna tell people about stealing jokes

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crank 2 genuinely makes my pussy unhinge like the jaw of a snake it's so good

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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I got these teeth whitening things that prob don't even work but they make me laugh cause everytime I put them on then immediately forget so I look in the mirror and it's just like

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Just ass out and casually asking your fuck buddy about their trauma after rawdogging

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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The USSRIs aren't allowing me to cum-rade :/

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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

why do they call it bone broth and not skeleton soup

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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

anyone else been savagely attacked by their bf?

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Ur mom @goldengowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The Craft (1996)

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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

so this is how I find out I'm mpregnant 😔 can I get mabortion now?

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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Hans Capon, concussed, in the back of the wagon to Maleshov

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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Just when I was starting to lose weight you've gone and pozzed me with a baby 😔

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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Does this make Thay Hungary? much to think about x

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LMAO I got a debuff cause Lae'zel brought out the ball gag and nipple clamps or something

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she was bringing out the nastiest heaviest strap known to the astral sea

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Still makes me scream that in BG3 and you do the romance scene with Lae'zel you have to roll to top 😭

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do you reckon Martin Luther was able to squirt when he was writing his callout post for the vatican or whatever

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do you reckon Omega level X-Men mutants get dead annoyed with the omegaverse cause it makes it sound like they're the weakest and in heat

Nancy Reagan's Throat Double @c3nric.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

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I love you too @youareaprogram.bsky.social ❤️❤️❤️

Amputate a man's leg and he can still feel it tickling. Tell me, mum, when your little girl is on the slab, where will it tickle you?

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Nancy Reagan's Throat Double @c3nric.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Are muslim kinksters allowed to call themselves pigs? 🤔 Is it piss cow? Pit lamb? What are the halal words for kinks?

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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Scream I've just seen it, the KCD2 hivemind grows 😭

Are zombies allowed to eat people in sweden since they're guests

Henry of Skalitz and Hans Capon on a bender in Devi's Den

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ok I'm done with being upset, I'm gonna goon over medieval knights again xoxo

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Cannot stand it when someone comes to you looking for an argument, I'm not here to entertain your little need for a power trip, use your words or take a walk x

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 18/09/2026

Just took one of those autism "what emotion are these people displaying" tests and thought I did really well on it and turns out I got 49% right 🧍‍♂️

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man he cant equip that shit hes a cleric not a wizard. this DM sucks

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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

no I will never grow beyond that one line in Gone Girl x

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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

they don't say that but they should x

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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Got a haircut or, as the Swedish say, Jag vaxstrippade min fitta rå ☺️

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if you can't handle me at my kal-el no you don't deserve me at my enough champagne....to fill the nile ✨

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Do you reckon vampires get dead mad at their blood donor when they get pregnant cause now they cant get menstrual blood for like a year

going to start exclusively speaking with an Australian accent around my cat to see if her meows go bogan Yes I am rewatching kath and kim x

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one thing that tickles me about the whole Wales/Scotland/NI leaving the uk thing is that people keeping making maps that puts where I live as part of it girl why am I now Welsh kfgjbjkfbg

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7.30AM, he had no idea they were going to play in her face

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chat gpt is hooked up to my hitachi and my clit legit fell off 🥴

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Just remembered one time at an icebreakers thing at a job I had for 2 weeks they were like "ask a question to the group to get to know them!" and mine was "if you washed ashore on a desert island where there is no food whatsoever but a human body which organ would you eat first"

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man who was in my lobby for dead by daylight and was streaming was calling me for everything after I left him to die (I was about to die myself), calling me a faggot etc but not a dead faggot tho was I x

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