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Dan 💙💜💖

@youareaprogram.bsky.social
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Dan (he/him) | UK | idk think of an interesting bio and put it here 👨‍❤️‍👨 @c3nric.bsky.social

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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
BG3 honour mode run that I've put like 80 hours into keeps crashing whenever I try to level up
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I got these teeth whitening things that prob don't even work but they make me laugh cause everytime I put them on then immediately forget so I look in the mirror and it's just like
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just ass out and casually asking your fuck buddy about their trauma after rawdogging
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My drow about to go waterDEEP 🫦
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the USSRIs
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
anyone else been savagely attacked by their bf?
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
so this is how I find out I'm mpregnant 😔 can I get mabortion now?
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hans Capon, concussed, in the back of the wagon to Maleshov
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
he fucking survived???
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
LMAO I got a debuff cause Lae'zel brought out the ball gag and nipple clamps or something
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Henry of Skalitz and Hans Capon on a bender in Devi's Den
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Got a haircut or, as the Swedish say, Jag vaxstrippade min fitta rå ☺️
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
man who was in my lobby for dead by daylight and was streaming was calling me for everything after I left him to die (I was about to die myself), calling me a faggot etc but not a dead faggot tho was I x
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
thinking about getting a new graphics card so ready to sell feet pics anytime x
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
why is my Drow bullying this refugee child 😭 (a drow saying someone is a third son is like a major insult kdsbfjkb)
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm fully immune to this spell ☺️
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Whenever I see AI
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
this mod is so funny cause yeah sorry but a 6ft tall drow with magic powers would scare the shit out of me
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
just two goth bitches going "exactlyyyyy" to each other
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
in my restless dreams. I see that town.
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
bf was just like "she looks like ruby rose batwoman" has anyone else been betrayed?
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
playing around with BG3 just to make sure my mods work and look how cunty my scarlet witch sorcerer is unhh full liposuction, pumptina aguilera lips, buccal fat removal she's here to find her kids and serve cunt and she's all out of kids
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Henry of SkalTITS and Hans GAPEon are fighting against JIZZtvan TOPth and Erik of WHOREavia unhhh
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
the magnesium I took knocked me the fuck out so I had to instantly message bf about my dream x
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Pulling out the sub's anal plug like
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
forgot the name matryoshka for the dolls and said mariachi instead
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
me, a feminist, charging up a woman's massage wand during a blackout
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
proud of u babe (the clapping comes from jill's tits)
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
unhhhh
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
just realised if my bf continues on his topping spree I'm going to have to bottom at some point
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
sister told me to kill my self cause I asked them to pick up groceries
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
man I've been sexting with the fattest most fuckable ass I've ever seen is a top
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
me trying to attract cordyceps trade
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Paris Hilton is still so puss for this
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
need him biblically
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
if the new control game doesn't have 13 hours of uncensored hot rawdogging with Dr Darling I'm not buying it (i am)
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
back in this fuck ass game
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
me and @c3nric.bsky.social when it comes time to who should do the dishes
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
me on my way to rant about whatever my hyperfixation is at any one time to my bf who doesn't care one iota (currently 1403 Bohemian politics)
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My bf forced me to watch both movies (I liked the first one) but everytime Ms yeoh came on the screen I was like
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
it's me cathy I've come home now x
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
still so cunty
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Henry of Baldur's Gate: WHERE'S MY FOOKIN NETHERSTONE
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
ok i forgot to attach the video i wasn't just using AAVE randomly i was quoting kdnbfjlkbhjhbfg
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hi I touched grass and smoked a bit to even it out x
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
They detonated Breastuvius and destroyed Pusspeii and HerCUNTlaneum
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
SEE you get my vision
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I love being a non-practicing vers cause the second a dick tries to enter me I'm like
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
genuinely what it feels like trying to get spicy food in Sweden
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