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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

A cigarette is the candle of the modern age.

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

@murderxbryan.bsky.social I have a hot tip for you: Sea Shanty guys have the best moustaches.

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I am happy to report that the new honeysuckle is thriving. If it makes it through this first winter it should be with this house for decades.

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

No but this does give me an idea. I have played around with rock slings and sling staffs and I bet I could fashion a sling staff that could hurl a dogwalker's poop bag 100 yards. 150 yards if it's a nice heavy, dense poop.

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Could you imagine if you were some random Macedonian guy who just spent two years building a giant wooden horse as tribute to your local lord and the news about the Trojan Horse reaches the palace two hours before you and your giant wooden horse do.

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

An update on the thing I did:

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

What is your favorite genre satire album and why is it Ween's "12 Golden Country Greats"? youtu.be/CLPQznD11xU?...

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Looks like the waiting room for some place where you go to get lazers shot at your butthole or something.

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I did a thing today. Now I deserve a beer.

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

There's a term for "guy who does manual labor and gets their hands dirty." "Blue collar."

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Get yourself some eggs and you've got a pretty good barkfast going.

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I bet I could eat a bronze ingot.

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Have you tried turning it off then turning it on again?

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Me: I'm just going to have a normal, non-horny dinner. My butter:

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Lwaxana Troi is the Space Cougar G.O.A.T. Lady knew what she wanted and she knew she could get it.

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Therapist, holding up a card: And what do you see here? Me, locking eyes with the therapist and never glancing at the card: A butthole.

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

I have started a complete rewatch of Deep Space Nine for the first time since it aired and, I have got to say, it is doing wonders for my mental health.

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Just a friendly May Day reminder that our ancestors, when they found a king guilty of misrule, would shove the king and all of his family and followers into a giant wooden effigy and burn them alive! Bring back the old ways!

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Lookadat handsome sonavabich!

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Robin Hood in the old stories was always depicted as a yeoman (non-noble land owner, the middle ages version of upper middle class) or, in later iterations, as a landed noble of some note.

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Step 1: Go to r/scrapmetal and post a breakdown of all the scrappable copper and gold in your average friendly neighborhood AI data center. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profits!

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

"Orwell hated the far left as much as he hated the far right!" Bro, Orwell wrote snarky essays about leftists he didn't like. He threw hand grenades at conservatives he didn't like.

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

I spent hours staring intently at a precariously balanced pie plate trying to make it fall off a rail with the power of my mind. It never did. Summer break boredom can inspire incredible things.

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

I made ramen eggs yesterday and YOU CAN'T HAVE ONE! HA!

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Hey, isn't that the guy who turned his brain into tapioca pudding with a combination of benzos and radical alternative therapies that are outlawed in most countries with a regulated medical industry?

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

At the character creation screen they asked what I wanted to be made out of and I picked "MEAT" because I thought it would be funny. Big mistake.

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Seven Samurai The best western ever made.

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Whew. I was about to get upset but then you said "don't get upset" and I didn't get upset. That was close.

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

My president told me Iranian air defenses keep eating his F-15s so I asked how many F-15s he has and he said he just goes to the pentagon and gets a new F-15 afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding F-15s to Iranian air defenses and then his vice president started crying.

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 03/04/2026