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@yotebutt.bsky.social
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Hi, I’m Mika! Part-time ‘lil kojote, full-time huge dork 🐾 He/they/yote (ΘΔ???) | 90’s vintage ⚙️ Mecha, toku, mall, and space enthusiast ✨ 🌈 Queer as in “fuck you” ⭐️ BF/AB/DL stuff ahoy 🌙 Occasionally NSFW 🔞 Kindly GTFO if you ain't 18+

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Uncollared Disperser @goopypanther.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
mastering shifting to quadruped while taking off your clothes in one smooth motion such that it leaves a fluttering pile of cloth while a wolf runs off from behind it, specifically to rapidly exit social situations
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Cargie (Spooky Version) @cargie.baby · 06/10/2026
You have a task you need to do. You know exactly what it is. It's easy. It won't take long. You're sitting on the couch, on your phone, and everything in your brain is screaming at you to just get up and do this simple, ordinary task, but you can't. You just can't. Why is that?
the detective Holden in Blade Runner's opening scene, where he is interrogating a suspected android named Leon Kowalski
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nagunkgunk @nagunkgunk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
long range puppy
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//ASSERT: Subject is a critter @yotebutt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Removing the foils from standard packs is already a shit move, but doing that *for the explicit purpose of making the gambling lever bigger* is a whole higher dimension of gross. There are absolutely people out there who can’t/won’t hold themselves back chasing these and they absolutely know this.
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//ASSERT: Subject is a critter @yotebutt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sure is *interesting* seeing MTG lean even harder into gambling-as-product-design amid a literal gambling crisis in their biggest market. But hey, awful nice of Wizards to make it that much easier to not buy their product~
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Shadii @shadii.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can’t stop myself help
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Fur Affinity 🏳️‍⚧️ @furaffinity.net · 02/10/2026
GONDOR CALLS FOR AID FA Announcement: Support Fur Affinity’s Community Funding www.furaffinity.net/journal/1143... gofund.me/8126f11cb
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Gondor Flame
ALT: Gondor Flame
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 29/09/2026
*canonically has brain damage* (@PARANORML) on twitter: "gender is a performance and i intend to bomb at the box office and be enjoyed mainly only as a cult classic"
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Jaq @jaqpup.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Today is the absolute last day for full refund! As much as I’d love to see everyone there, I know the refund amount is nothing to sneeze at. Take care of /you/. This is my reminder to half of yall ADHD-havin’ nerds. Don’t put this off if you meant to do it!
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holipop @holipop.art · 30/09/2026
[comm for @shadowdrgn.bsky.social] #marathon
A dragon-robot based off the Triage shell from Marathon against a red background.
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Alioth Fox @aliothfox.ursamajorartworks.com · 30/09/2026
You don't have to agree with every direction FA has taken. But losing Fur Affinity would legitimately be one of the most catastrophic things that could happen to the furry fandom. Literal decades of art, including much that can't be found anywhere else, gone. Get FA+ if you can.
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Logan V. 🌱 { 𓃥𓃥𓃦 } @animalshapes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's that time of year again! :v 🤿 #art | #characters | #sketchbook
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//ASSERT: Subject is a critter @yotebutt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
…I’m absolutely marking out if “electrosphere” or “sublimation” gets mentioned even once
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//ASSERT: Subject is a critter @yotebutt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We’re at least guaranteed some Anaheim Electronics-style shenanigans out of Enso Order
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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mirassi (mira) @mirassi1205.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
RaD #ACVI
RaD faction illustration featuring Cinder Carla / Full Course (ACVI)
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//ASSERT: Subject is a critter @yotebutt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It ain't getting here by early release, it probably won't get here by launch, and yes, I absolutely didn't learn my lesson after BNEA fumbled the ACVI and GB4 preorders too :V
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//ASSERT: Subject is a critter @yotebutt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Still waiting for the AC8 preorder to ship
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Woman Waiting Patiently
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position
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Cargie (Spooky Version) @cargie.baby · 26/09/2026
replicant play where you give me the voight kampff test and measure my emotional responses
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nevrender @nevrender.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Vespers. Illustration for the Armored Core VI zine project RECORDS//ANALYSIS (@armoredcorezine.bsky.social)
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Jaq @jaqpup.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am looking for a trusted homie in the seattle area who could check in on my cats while I am at BFC; if anyone local wants to help, please DM me. I am willing to toss you dosh and a little bud if wanted. c: Thank you ❤️
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//ASSERT: Subject is a critter @yotebutt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think the “I don’t care for…” carries a lot of weight; not connecting with a design element *is* valid, even if the entire game is built around it. But so many people take that as an objective failure of the game rather than a subjective personal experience that it’s tough to tell the two apart.
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Professor Scritch @professorscritch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Posting to terrify Tommy Tuberville.
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wrən @dirtsecret.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
revisiting pieces
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//ASSERT: Subject is a critter @yotebutt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Aw heck, I didn’t even notice ;-w- That’s *sliiiiick*
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//ASSERT: Subject is a critter @yotebutt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That’s a cool-ass E, alright~
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🟢RNGundam @rngundam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mobile Suit Gundam I (1981) 01:34:38.508
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Cadence “Not A Coffee Civet” Andrysiak @supportourpoops.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
yeah sorry daddy’s not gonna stop being mad at you if you say you’re not one of those weird queers
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Ruby Chocolate Kitsune ✨ @the.choco.one · 23/09/2026
Stargate (1994)
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Cloudy @sea-of-clouds.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Outside!
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it's weird that ai got too dangerous to keep advancing right around the time money got more expensive to borrow
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Alpha, Teacup Kaiju @alphamonster.creature.cool · 22/09/2026
HOLD THE FUCK UP? NEW CHVRCHES?! www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x2B...
youtube.com
CHVRCHES - Roses (Official Lyric Video) (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by ChvrchesVEVO
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Mister Shadow @daddysnowkitty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Having trouble getting in touch with your Little side? Try taking a break from your phone. Actively focusing on coloring or puzzles or Legos without grown-up distractions makes it a lot easier, and more fulfilling, to just exist, and helps avoid getting self conscious or reminded of adult life.
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September, but I lost my 45 adapter
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Babyfur Con® @babyfurcon.com · 19/09/2026
🎟️ Can’t make it to BFC this year? Registration refund requests close Sept. 30th at 11:59 PM PT. Visit reg.babyfurcon.com/account/orders, click the “…” next to your order and select “Request Refund.” We can't roll over to future events. Questions? Email: registration[at]babyfurcon[dot]com
Merle, a gray spotted puppy wearing a mummy costume gestures toward a wooden sign reading “Registration Update.” The autumn scene features pumpkins, bats, a small blue ghost, glowing trees, and a large moon beneath a pink and orange sky. The BFC logo appears in the lower-right corner.
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laura “Skeleton Dragon” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
sorry boss, i got sundered so i can’t come into work today. but good news: fourteen diminutive, debased shards of my soul will be there
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//ASSERT: Subject is a critter @yotebutt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Picturing them freezing in place like an Asimovian robot stuck in a feedback loop after learning indecision is, in and of itself, ALSO a decision
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alyaza ΘΔ @alyazabirze.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
coyotes are everywhere, if you look for them
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
How many minorities are you willing to throw under the bus to appeal to people who won't vote for you anyway?
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//ASSERT: Subject is a critter @yotebutt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ooooh, this is good~
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//ASSERT: Subject is a critter @yotebutt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Robot kobolds …Robolds
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Luis @loosf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
does this to all hyena furries
an arm extending from a crt computer monitor to pet a very adorable hyena
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A₵AB Sabby @sabbycoyote.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
seeking: lap to nap in
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Casval ☄️🏳️‍⚧️ @redcomets.net · 16/09/2026
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Florence @justflorence.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I watched Turn A Gundam in a Discord server with about 10 other people. The server had soundboard clips of Turn A's OP, so every time we started a new episode it sounded like this
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Alioth Fox @aliothfox.ursamajorartworks.com · 16/09/2026
Being an ally to someone means supporting them on THEIR terms, not yours. When you say "I am going to disrespect your wishes and do this my way because I know better," that is not allyship - that is control. It takes away the agency of the person you support, even if your methods ultimately "work."
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//ASSERT: Subject is a critter @yotebutt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
YEEEEEEAH
Screenshot of popular web game Scrandle showing a boba tea and Gundam model kit on a wood table.

Description reads “Yokohama, 2023 • JPN • ‘Haro’ boba drink with a 1/200 RX-78F00 Gundam: £6.80”
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Babyfur Con® @babyfurcon.com · 15/09/2026
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//ASSERT: Subject is a critter @yotebutt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’ll go out on a limb and say the controller plugs and console are clearly inconsistent with both themselves and the Dendy Junior they seem to be based on. Which could *absolutely* be a goof on the artist’s part, but it’s hard to fault seeing that and the obvious aliasing artifacts as signs of AI.
A photo of the Dendy Junior, an unofficial hardware clone of the Nintendo Famicom produced for the Russian market in the early 90s, over a wood floor. A yellow game cartridge is inserted in the top-loading slot.
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