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maimonides nutz @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No one ask me if I will be celebrating Simchat Torah!! I do not drink, I do not dance, I do not hold heavy sacred scrolls with a slow torturous punishment for dropping them…and I CERTAINLY do not do all three at once!!
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AshleyRoboto 🌻 @ashleyroboto.com · 18/07/2026
Saw people making a little fuss over SCP-8980, so I decided to read it...
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maimonides nutz @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
oh you’re a fan of The LORD?? Name thirteen of his attributes
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ra 🫀 @diamant.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
i am going to break them so hard when we read scp-8980 in class next week and if they survive they will be reborn as hardcore feminists. i am done being subtle with my politics. i will be the wokest teacher in my college or i will die trying.
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I love the Talmud
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christians: what could possibly be in that evil book.... what horrible spells does it hold within its pages... what black magic does it propagate....
the talmud: so if you send your kid off to Torah school but he has a really hard time with it, send him back home and go to school yourself instead so that once you've learned Torah you can go and teach your entire family. in fact, once some rabbi went out to go to Torah school and do just this, and on his way he came through this town and he asked if he could stay in the synagogue for the night. and of course the rabbi said yes but weird enough no one was in the streets and something was kind of off about the whole place. so our hero went into the synagogue only to find a seven headed demon just hanging out in the library!! our hero is terrified and prays super hard and because of this the demon is vanquished. he goes back to the rabbi and is like "dude wtf" and the rabbi was like "listen i know this is unorthodox but you're well known for how good at praying you are and this demon has been terrorizing us for well over a month and we were desperate. we knew you wouldn't die" and the guy was like "i didn't know that!" who do you think is in the right? hm. tough question. anyway. what were we talking about again? oh right. what if you make your sukkah doorway 1/7 of a cubit too short. would that be fucked up or what
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#what?
look up Bavli Kiddushin 29b <3
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Yossi @yossipossi.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Pretty much encapsulates the precise thoughts I had while watching the show. Great thread.
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Yossi @yossipossi.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I've worked with John on a project before, and I just want to add to the discussion that not only is he absurdly talented, but he's also *incredibly* fun and easy to work alongside. His humor and good attitude are cherries on top of his phenomenal skill. Please give him a shot for your projects!
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EmotionalEntropy @emotionalentropy.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Of Butterflies and Boys - An SCP 8980 Artwork An artwork I finally decided to post on the wiki, alongside my first short solo written work to accompany it. scp-wiki.wikidot.com/art:emotiona...
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Yossi @yossipossi.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Once more, the YossiRecap cometh! Every day, I record who I spoke to in my journal, as well as rate how that person made me feel that day on a scale of 1 to 5. Reply below or DM me, and I'll show you your stats!
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
thought I had a joke about Parshat Balak but I was just talking out of my ass
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Shammai @shammaiintl.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
If you say "Bah, humbug" to Christmas, you may be visited by three ghosts, each with an important lesson to teach. If you say "Bah, humbug" to Hanukkah, Judah Maccabee's gonna come teach you a lesson personally
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Nox Tenholder |🎙️🏳️‍⚧️ @noxthevox.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
"After 100,000 days, God might have remembered Noah. But there was no one left to tell." New video made with Negentropy Productions adapting @felix0u.bsky.social's Anthology 2025 entry! youtu.be/Ty72RRNCAI0?...
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[SCP READING] SCP-9880: Geburah: This Corner of the World || By Felixou (Ft. Nox Tenholder)
YouTube video by Negentropy Productions - SCP Readings
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GraveCreations @gravecreations.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Woah hey, better late than never! this is the full piece for SCP Anthology 2025! go to the page in the comments if you want to see which part of this image correlate to which article,,, this is supposed to be imitating the thought cabinet of disco elysium,,, i hope it's close enough for the masses,,
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Yossi @yossipossi.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
🔳 SCP ANTHOLOGY 2025 — FINALE 🔳 I am so sorry. I wish it didn't have to be this way. SCP-9423 — Da'at: Kafka's Labyrinth, by DrEverettMann scpwiki.com/scp-9423
A large mouth opens like a doorway; a hexagonal hallway reaches out from inside, leading into the dark. From the mouth, dozens of smaller metallic halls stretch out, into the edges of the page.

A nude woman and a mechanical humanoid stand in front of the mouth. The mechanical man holds an automatic gun towards the entrance of the hexagonal hallway. The woman puts a hand on his shoulder, and points towards the entrance. Her face is turned to the viewer, half smug, half pained.
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Yossi @yossipossi.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
🔳 SCP ANTHOLOGY 2025 — DA'AT 🔳 Da'at ("Knowledge") is an alternative highest node on the Tree of Life, representing a combination of Hokma and Binah into its finalized form. It represents the truly known, the channeled Divine Light. October 31st, 5:00 PM ET
A mustached figure in a bowtie and suit. Their face is obscured by book's unfurled pages; one page is cut into the shape of the Foundation logo. Several hands in various stages of decomposition each out towards him.
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Yossi @yossipossi.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
👑 SCP ANTHOLOGY 2025 — DAY 10 👑 I have seen fire enough; fire that burns, consumes, screams. I do not wish to see any more. SCP-9987 — Keter: A White and Shining Fire, by Tufto scpwiki.com/scp-9987
A lion, covered in robes, staring in terror at an unfathomable sight: the robes on the floor turning into hands grasped in prayer, facing towards a closet containing an orb of purity.
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Yossi @yossipossi.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
👑 SCP ANTHOLOGY 2025 — KETER 👑 Keter ("Crown") is the highest and final node of the Tree of Life. It represents the origin of the Divine, the source of emanation of the Light of God. Everything stems from the Crown. Everything emanates from nothing. October 30th, 2:00 PM ET
A pale human, dressed in robes. The upper half of their head is engulfed by a vortex of pure darkness.
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Yossi @yossipossi.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
💾 SCP ANTHOLOGY 2025 — DAY 9 💾 All I have left of her is my hate of you. All I have left of her is my hate of you. All I have left of her is my hate of you. All I have left of her is my hate of you. SCP-8483 — Binah: Machine, Learning by Tao McCawley scpwiki.com/scp-8483
A large machine, bisected down the middle. The outside of the machine contains several rows of scrolls. In the bisected section, a heart and pair of lungs is attached to a gear, with is hooked up to the internals of the machine. A severed red paper trails off from the end and inside.
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Yossi @yossipossi.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
💾 SCP ANTHOLOGY 2025 — BINAH 💾 Binah ("Understanding") represents the processing of information. It possesses no knowledge of its own, but with the wisdom it obtains from Hokma, it produces the Divine Light that travels down the tree. October 29th, 9:00 PM ET
A polygonal, dark humanoid figure drenched in green light from a monitor above. The monitor has an ellipses and loading bar on it.
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Yossi @yossipossi.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
🌊 SCP ANTHOLOGY 2025 — DAY 8 🌊 We come into the world falling, screaming and freezing. Most leave the same way. SCP-9330 — Hokma: Still Waters Run Deep, by Intercedent scpwiki.com/scp-9330
A large, disembodied head, surrounded by a grey structure. The upper portions of its face are replaced by a cavity, which contains a pool of viscous fluid. Two eyeballs float in the overflowing waters, staring at the viewer.
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Yossi @yossipossi.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
🌊 SCP ANTHOLOGY 2025 — HOKMA 🌊 Hokma ("Wisdom") represents the source of all knowledge. It contains pure and unfiltered wisdom, which requires refinement from Binah to begin the Divine Light's transmission down the tree. October 28th, 12:00 PM ET
A figure floating in a void, limp. A dark tendril tethers them up despite their sinking. Their arm is wrapped by another tendril, which drags them down into the depths below.
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Yossi @yossipossi.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
👁‍🗨 SCP ANTHOLOGY 2025 — DAY 7 👁‍🗨 "We count on you for the light to be preserved." SCP-9880 — Geburah: This Corner of the World, by Felixou scpwiki.com/scp-9880
A humanoid figure with a disproportionately large head, smiling contentedly as they push their ear up against a shape constructed of polygons. Behind the shape, a gramophone streams out red banners into the shape, which crumble around it.
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Yossi @yossipossi.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
👁‍🗨 SCP ANTHOLOGY 2025 — GEBURAH 👁‍🗨 Geburah ("Strength") is the Sephirah representing stringency, judgement, and power. It is the upper restrictive force of the Divine Light, symbolic of withholding mercy. October 27th, 1:00 PM ET
A man hunched over, holding a chain attached to a collar around his neck. His face is spliced by a barrier, and on his back are the outlines of several buildings. He is shaded in layers of skyline.
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Yossi @yossipossi.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
👩‍🍼 SCP ANTHOLOGY 2025 — DAY 6 👩‍🍼 It needs to have been for something. It *must* have been for something. SCP-9220 — Chesed: Dry Birth, by deadcanons scpwiki.com/scp-9220
A portrait of a skinned woman holding tenderly onto a desiccated child, which comes apart and morphs into a uterus. A row of desiccated corpses of children surround her.
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Yossi @yossipossi.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
👩‍🍼 SCP ANTHOLOGY 2025 — CHESED 👩‍🍼 Chesed ("Mercy") is the Sephirah representing kindness, compassion, and love. It is the upper expanding force of the Divine Light, symbolic of giving to others. October 26th, 3:00 PM ET
An adult human curled in a fetal position, with a human fetus inside of them. An umbilical cord from the inner fetus comes up and wraps around the adult figure, extending offscreen. The cord possesses heartbeat monitor waves, which flatlines.
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Yossi @yossipossi.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
👱‍♀️ SCP ANTHOLOGY 2025 — DAY 5 👱‍♀️ I finally feel like the girl in the mirror looking back at me. Y'all can't understand how beautiful this makes me feel. SCP-9490 — Tiphereth: For The Fairest, by Queerious scpwiki.com/scp-9490
An extremely abstract art piece, containing a slug figure with a human head regurgitating another head which regurgitates further, creating a long chain of faces containing each other. The final head in this chain admires its own face in the mirror with disembodied hands. Behind the slug is an endless precession of masks wearing each other.
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Yossi @yossipossi.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Just noting that because I'm going offline for Shabbos, I won't be able to post the Tiphereth teaser on Bluesky. It'll be going up as a scheduled post on my Twitter instead. I will post it to bsky once I'm back from Shabbos, about an hour before the article goes up.
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Yossi @yossipossi.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
🐺 SCP ANTHOLOGY 2025 — DAY 4 🐺 If there is a werewolf infestation, you are obliged to ensure the extant breeding population is exterminated. It will be a useful experience. SCP-9660 — Netzach: The Useless Werewolf Machine, by A Random Day scpwiki.com/scp-9660
A funnel ending in a mouth extends its tongue out into a conveyor belt. On its appendage meat is slowly pushed forward towards a machine with a werewolf head and knife. The knife cuts through the meat. The tongue-belt is supported by two child homonculi.
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Yossi @yossipossi.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
🐺 SCP ANTHOLOGY 2025 — NETZACH 🐺 Netzach ("Victory") is the Sephirah representing endurance, power, and domination. It is the final Sephirah responsible for the expansion of the Divine Light, and contrasts with Hod (the restricting force). October 24th, 1:00 PM ET
Icon for Netzach, a red humanoid figure holding a hand over their face. The hand is split down the middle, with stitches holding the parts together. Between the fingers, an intensely gazing eye peeks out. On their head, their skull opens in a wreath of teeth.
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Aiko ✦ @luxaiko.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I hear the quiver in your heart, the spasm of your brain, each competing trying to make the 'right choice'. There is no such choice, you were born to be nothing but a pathetic failure. Art of Hod by Xexnoncores scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9770
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Yossi @yossipossi.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
🪙 SCP ANTHOLOGY 2025 — DAY 3 🪙 "WHAT DO YOU DREAM OF, CHRYSOPHILIUS MARSHALL?" SCP-9770 — Hod: My Mother, My Lover, and My Golden Calf, by xexnoncores scpwiki.com/scp-9770
A group of humanoid figures holding red capes, waving them frantically in front of a cage containing two calves with human heads, both feminine. One has thigh highs and a choker.
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Aiko ✦ @luxaiko.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Every religion is built by our knowledge of the world, compensating for what we do not understand. Take a guess, what does this celestial figure look like to you? Art of Yesod by Psul scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8984
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Yossi @yossipossi.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
🪙 SCP ANTHOLOGY 2025 — DAY 3 🪙 Hod ("Majesty") is the Sephirah that represents submission, humility, and self-control. It is the bottom Sephirah responsible for the restriction of Divine Light, and contrasts with Netzach across from it. October 23rd, 9:00 AM ET
The top part of a golden humanoid figure. It possesses two female heads, stretches apart but melting into one another. A pair of bull horns poke out from their heads.
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Nox Tenholder |🎙️🏳️‍⚧️ @noxthevox.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Today's Anthology entry was unnerving as fuck, I love it.
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Yossi @yossipossi.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
🐚 SCP ANTHOLOGY 2025 — DAY 2🐚 The angels will make haste, and be seized with fear and trembling, and will say: "Behold, the day of judgment!" SCP-8984 — Yesod: Two-Way Street, by psul scpwiki.com/scp-8984
Banner for Yesod: a series of heads crushed beneath trumpets that they wear for hats, which stretch upwards and morph into a series of strings, which form a pair of eyes staring at the viewer.
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Yossi @yossipossi.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
🐚 SCP ANTHOLOGY 2025 — YESOD 🐚 Yesod ("Foundation") is the Sephirah that channels the Divine light down into the physical world. It represents the foundation of reality, and balances the conflicting forces of Hod and Netzach above. October 22nd, 3:30 PM ET
A ribbon swirling around in the shape of a body, being stretched outwards by its limbs. It has no head, but in the background, the faint outline of a face can be seen peering intently at the viewer.
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Dr. Theron Sherman 🖊 (Site-42) @site42.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Reading now, and a big fuck you to whatever SCP researcher handwaved “Venusian arachnoids” as an inconsequential threat. VENUSIAN ARACHNOIDS ARE A MENACE. I’M CALLING THE GOC.
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Aiko ✦ @luxaiko.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Take a look up, hold your pencil between your teeth and long for what you can't recreate. Which star will you worship? Which sin will you succumb? Which stroke of paint mattered most? Art of Malkuth by @aftakarok.bsky.social scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9911
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Yossi @yossipossi.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
The SCP Anthology 2025 hub is now live, along with its first Sephirah — Malkuth: Symphonia Universalis, by Aftokrator! Thank you to our artists, Luxaiko, Grave Creations, and EstrellaYoshte, and The Exploring Series for lending his voice! scpwiki.com/scp-antholog...
A Tree of Life, with Malkuth at the bottom glowing.An abstract art piece, depicting grotesque, eldritch planets orbiting a globe.
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Yossi @yossipossi.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
🪐 SCP ANTHOLOGY 2025 — MALKUTH 🪐 Malkuth ("Kingdom") on the Tree of Life represents the physical world. It is the final dwelling place of the divine light that's channeled downwards by the rest of the Tree. The first article of SCP Anthology 2025. October 21st, 3:00 PM ET
An abstract art piece representing the Sephirah Malkuth and its SCP Anthology entry. It features a distorted, upside-down humanoid with six arms, wrapping its hands around planets in space. The final arm reaches towards its head, which is obscured by a large, massive planet, featuring a giant eye staring at the viewer.
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olicus.bsky.social @olicus.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
SCP-9000 — Fractal by S D Locke、Croquembouche and PandoraNuker I truly recommend reading this: scp-wiki.wikidot.com/9000contestp... #SCP #SCPFoundation
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S D Locke @shaggydreds.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
A well with no bottom. An ocean with no floor. A fall with no end. Learn origin of Berryman-Langford Kill agents in SCP-9000 - Fractal scp-wiki.wikidot.com/9000contestp... #SCP #SCPFoundation
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Yossi @yossipossi.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Hello. It's been a year. scpwiki.com/feminine-wails
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Feminine Wails - SCP Foundation
The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.
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Vic 🫀 @nihonio.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
MTFs Eta-77 (“Spheres Within Spheres”), Omega-45 (“Street Samurai”) and Eta-10 (“See No Evil”) #scp
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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
We have sinned against you by quote dunking And we have sinned against you by rage tweeting We have sinned against you by omitting alt-text And we have sinned against you by falling for clickbait We have sinned against you with AI slop And we have sinned against you by not just blocking that asshole
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Vic 🫀 @nihonio.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
SCP-9000 - Fractal entry by SD Locke, Croquembouche and Pandoranuker #SCP
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Yossi @yossipossi.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
October 21st. See you in a month.
Banner for the SCP Anthology 2025 (subtitled "Creatio ex nihilo"), featuring an abstract figure ascending to heaven, amidst the clouds.
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Aiko ✦ @luxaiko.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
There was a trend of people taking JC Penny style pictures awhile back and I wanted to do that but drawn! So heres my SCP author avatar, Dr. Alice Pandora, and friends!
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Yossi @yossipossi.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Hello everyone! I wanted to quickly announce a schedule change for SCP Anthology 2025: Instead of starting on Oct. 1st, we will begin posting on Oct. 21st, and release one entry per day until Halloween!
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Tao McCawley @taomccawley.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I need to ask all my SCP people for assistance. There's a seller who took SCP-5392 and published it on Amazon and is selling it for 3$ with an AI cover where they misspelled 'the'. I have filled out a form to report infringement. I'm asking folks to report (see pic) > Other > Plagiarism.
A screenshot of an amazon listing for SCP-5392: The Voyage of the Tachyon Express - Kindle edition. The cover is an AI image where the second 'The' in 'The Voyage of th' Tachyon express is missing the letter e.
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