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Trojan Duck

@yossarian320.bsky.social
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Sentient cat-food dispenser and heating pad. Luckless pedestrian. Treason is a plank in the GOP platform.

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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 12h
A cream colored French bulldog standing on its hind legs and supporting itself be leaning against the couch. They look comical, and Elon Musk also looks comical in a similar way
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Trojan Duck @yossarian320.bsky.social · 11h
This is really welcome news. One of the big reasons NY Dems suck is because of the rot that emanates from this corrupt machine.
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Trojan Duck @yossarian320.bsky.social · 14h
Let's make one thing perfectly clear: This is a veiled threat against Smith's family coming from a sitting US senator who is not stupid. He knows exactly what he's doing.
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Trojan Duck @yossarian320.bsky.social · 14h
*For our fundraising pitches. Results may vary on actual impeachment.
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Trojan Duck @yossarian320.bsky.social · 15h
Shorter version: "We're fucked."
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Trojan Duck @yossarian320.bsky.social · 15h
Let's make him even more nervous
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Trojan Duck @yossarian320.bsky.social · 17h
Fuck the fucking NYT fascist rag.
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Trojan Duck @yossarian320.bsky.social · 17h
Seems kinda late, huh? But they really hate him. Seriously. They hate even more the idea that he might actually win and subvert their power over the party ATM machine. AES too. So, rhetoric and some brief, tepid, grudging support at the last minute. See: Mamdani politicalwire.com/2026/09/29/t...
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Top Democrats Start to Fund James Talarico in Texas
"Top national Democrats are preparing to make an initial investment in the Texas Senate race, a strategic shift that speaks to the party’s growing confidence in a state that has dashed its hopes for…
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Screaming Pectoriloquy @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
picard in the darmok episode with speech bubble
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recession indicator
A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef
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Trojan Duck @yossarian320.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think it depends on who the Dem nominee is in '28. If it's a reptile like Newsom, trans people are going under the bus if he feels it suits him politically. If it's a decent human being like Pritzker, they won't. It will all hinge on this specific outcome.
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Trojan Duck @yossarian320.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So, Iran apparently stuck one of our ships with a cruise missile and this is the first we're hearing about it. I wonder if they're releasing the casualty report in an attempt to distract from the fact that Iran appears to have struck one of our ships with a cruise missile. That's a much bigger story
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Trojan Duck @yossarian320.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Funding gap" = "We're broke," and "burn rate" = "We lit all the money on fire."
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Trojan Duck @yossarian320.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Did not think this guy would be one of the few who gets it right
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Brandon Bishop @brandontbishop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Genghis Khan, Professor of History" 🫤
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Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Trojan Duck @yossarian320.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Here's why this is bad news."
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Trojan Duck @yossarian320.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"We're really not concerned about an armed uprising. We've been paid lots of money not to be concerned about it." And I thought we were fucked here in the US. The UK has it much worse when this is the opposition to literal goose-stepping fascism. Ask Schumer to help draft your LTE, Andy.
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Trojan Duck @yossarian320.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So damned good
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Trojan Duck @yossarian320.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Whoa!
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Trojan Duck @yossarian320.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good thing was have President Deals running our economy, huh?
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Trojan Duck @yossarian320.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"I was bribed with a fuck of ton of money pushed these things so I'm going to push them."
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Trojan Duck @yossarian320.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'll be pleasantly shocked if they don't memory-hole this
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: news broadcast of a Chimpanzee in a suit walking to the podium of a White House briefing. Text at the bottom reads: “PRESIDENT CHIMPSKY TO MAKE STATEMENT ON TERRORIST ATTACK” Panel 2: president Chimpsky signs to the camera, “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.”
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Trojan Duck @yossarian320.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They hire the consultants. The consultants then advise them on what to do not to make their billionaire donors angry. We the People are not part of this equation. The system is working exactly as intended.
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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I reviewed Chuck Klosterman’s book on American football and couldn’t get past the dishonesty about the nature of the game to even accept his premise of its future www.thenation.com/article/cult...
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 24/09/2026
egirl & podcaster boyfriend
Sigourney Weaver smiling alongside a xenomorph from the set of Alien 3
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Trojan Duck @yossarian320.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I was thinking it was feeling a bit chilly today
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Trojan Duck @yossarian320.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wondering if this is a lawsuit or a shakedown for campaign contributions. See: Newsom, Gavin
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Trojan Duck @yossarian320.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
1974. I was at dinner with my folks at the Hamburger Hamlet on the Sunset Strip when I saw my first Pong machine. I was big into pinball and mechanical arcade games so it really caught my eye. Managed to convince my folks to drop a few bucks and we played for an hour or so after dinner. I was hooked
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Classic Pong Game Animation
ALT: Classic Pong Game Animation
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Trojan Duck @yossarian320.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think this cancer started with the Nixon pardon and then fully metastasized under Reagan-Bush.
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Trojan Duck @yossarian320.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I predict this will end well
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Trojan Duck @yossarian320.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The establishment brain-rot is deep and pervasive. Going to take a few election cycles to get rid of these clueless buffoons.
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Trojan Duck @yossarian320.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Be thankful you're not Faulkner."
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Trojan Duck @yossarian320.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLcd...
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Government Center
YouTube video by Jonathan Richman - Topic
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Trojan Duck @yossarian320.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Boycott the future
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Trojan Duck @yossarian320.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
LMAO www.semafor.com/article/09/2...
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Exclusive: Bessent eyed for Trump’s ‘AI czar’
The Treasury Secretary has long played a central role in administration policymaking on the issue.
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Trojan Duck @yossarian320.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He only did it to enhance his law enforcement CV
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Trojan Duck @yossarian320.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They buy these sites to shut them down. Seriously. They destroy shit that people like simply because they think it's funny.
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Trojan Duck @yossarian320.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I used to think that Madonna and Jose Canseco was the worst couple of all time
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Trojan Duck @yossarian320.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We the People are expressing concern that Newsom is a fascist wannabee
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Trojan Duck @yossarian320.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
No way Newsom will be the nominee. Literally no one likes the guy.
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Trojan Duck @yossarian320.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is why the party establishment will always hate him. He makes them look like idiots simply by doing his job. Really a shame he can never be president. But he'd make a great governor, for sure.
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Trojan Duck @yossarian320.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So, @nbcsportsoccer.bsky.social has today announced a 33 percent increase in the price for a Peacock subscription. The only reason I have it is for EPL games. Thus, I have cancelled my subscription and will take my chances with the pirate streams that are very easy to find. Boycott the future
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Trojan Duck @yossarian320.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
*with a checkbook
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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
hear me out ...
Mad Men "Don Draper pitch meeting" meme - poster says Cecil Fielder with the ER in Fielder crossed out to read Cecil Field
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@GottaLaff @gottalaff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"My BFF is like, so kewl. 💖"
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Trojan Duck @yossarian320.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Newsom fucking sucks. He doesn't believe in anything but Newsom.
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Trojan Duck @yossarian320.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Authoritarianism penetrating his white privilege a wee bit, it appears.
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