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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 04/10/2026
come see me at New York Comic Con Oct 8-11. i will draw pictures for you and shake your hand. no kissing/eye contact please.
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Lilith @yomamalilith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tubi is like good old days. You pay nothing, just watch ads. As it should be.
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Lilith @yomamalilith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mien bilkul mind nahi Karting agar koi mjhey shadi pe na bulaye. Lifafa ki bachat hojati hai Allhamdullilah. Par ek to bula k uper se yeh pehn'na hai woh nahi pehn'na wale nakhre mere saath krne se gurez karien. Bund vich vaarien apni insecurtiya'n, mjhey bakhsh dien.
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Lilith @yomamalilith.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Matt: i'm the only sane one left SIR YOU WERE ABOUT TO DIE CUZ YOU WOOL HEADED IDIOT
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Mat Cauthon (Wheel Of Time) - Gloriously Alive
ALT: Mat Cauthon (Wheel Of Time) - Gloriously Alive
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 10/09/2026
CELEBRITY SIGHTING 👀 the Redacted Square has made a surprise special appearance at Trump's midterm convention!
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Lilith @yomamalilith.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I suppose the issue with prime WOT was the absolute bland of a Rand al'Thor... because how do you cast the most meh, aloonra'n dragon is just beyond me.
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 06/09/2026
reddit never disappoints
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 06/09/2026
do you say "how do I WASH this blood out of my carpet" or "how do I WARSH this blood out of my carpet"
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 05/09/2026
why's the dialect quiz trying to incriminate me
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Lilith @yomamalilith.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Tarot cards is such a boring game.what do you mean Only YOU do the reading? What am I supposed to do then? Yawn?
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Lilith @yomamalilith.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
'I will hate the man you choose because he is not me, and love him if he makes you smile.' As if someone spoke my own heart out.
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Lilith @yomamalilith.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A random comic strip with a guy saying, 'OH, and what about you, Perrin? Me? Well, let me think. Yes. Yes, I think i'll go on.
Well, Egwene, that makes both of us. I guess i'm going with you again. Good to talk these things out before making a decision, isn't it?'
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Bad Medical Takes @badmedicaltakes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Twitter user Aristotle7777:
The DNA from sperm from previous men a woman has slept with remains in her and affects her future children.

Totally vindicated on not dating women with high body counts which I instinctually knew was bad and should be avoided.
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Lilith @yomamalilith.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Wherever I go, I see him
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Lilith @yomamalilith.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Archmaester Rigney once wrote that history is a wheel, for the nature of man is fundamentally unchanging. What has happened before will perforce happen again - a girl loves the wheel of time, easter eggs
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Lilith @yomamalilith.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"Moms Are Bashed No Matter What They Do" might be another good story.
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Lilith @yomamalilith.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Excuse me, travels up????
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 17/05/2026
my grandfather used to roll hotdogs at the gas station before automation replaced him
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 17/05/2026
please stop telling me my grandfather touched weiners at the gas station, that makes it sound bad
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Lilith @yomamalilith.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 26/02/2026
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Bad Medical Takes @badmedicaltakes.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Headline: Do you know your 'penis age'? Bryan Johnson does
Subhed: The 47-year-old tech millionaire claims to have the penis of a 22-year-old. How does he know, and what does it have to do with his dream of living forever?
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 03/03/2025
no.
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 15/02/2025
roses are red Cars 2 is PG my inhaler costs $80?? ??free luigi
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Elizabeth Grattan @egrattan.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
All they have to do is count the number of ribs. Duh.
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I lay off 63 million people a year. Then they're transferred based on performance reviews.
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 15/02/2025
the twitter approach to downsizing is going great I see
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onion person @junlper.beer · 13/02/2025
yup
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 11/02/2025
what did Google mean by this
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 12/02/2025
my Gulf isn't even labeled, which is nice. let's me focus on the things that matter :)
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Lilith @yomamalilith.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Twitter got hacked Lol
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Lilith @yomamalilith.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
@neilhimself.neilgaiman.com haram kanjar
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Bad Medical Takes @badmedicaltakes.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Twitter user thehonestlypod: Bari Weiss: "Do you think that you're going to die?"

Bryan Johnson: "No."
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 03/01/2025
whenever you're depressed, it's important to dim the lights and tilt your picture frames so they hang a little crooked, for worldbuilding and mise-en-scène
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Wild Geerters @steinkobbe.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Last time Trump talked about buying Greenland Denmark just responded calling it stupid and then he got all pissy and cancelled a trip to Denmark, and that was the end of that. It's going to be the same thing again from the master negotiator with Panama and Greenland this time
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Wild Geerters @steinkobbe.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
"Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice shame on you. Fool me 3 times shame on you. Fool me 4 times shame on you. Fool me 5 times shame on you" -Guy who is suing after losing money on the hawk tuah coin in 2024
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 20/12/2024
can't really get into the Christmas spirit until I see a car with antler attachments on the windows
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Wild Geerters @steinkobbe.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
The 30s Italy setting in this new Indiana Jones game is so well designed and stunning but I hate that every encounter with fascists end in a fist fight. Hope they patch in an option to debate them and defeat them in the marketplace of ideas
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Lilith @yomamalilith.bsky.social · 15/05/2024
This is a reminder that I will suck it up right now.but I won't spend my old age like this.
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Bad Medical Takes @badmedicaltakes.bsky.social · 06/05/2024
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Lilith @yomamalilith.bsky.social · 11/04/2024
I'm about yeet this man in his arse.
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Lilith @yomamalilith.bsky.social · 02/04/2024
This is evil but man, less than a month & what I've predicted is coming true.
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⛧ Tsu ⛧ @kallinichos.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
hey i know you know those load bearing rocks made from calcium? Let's take some material from those
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Bad Medical Takes @badmedicaltakes.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 27/03/2024
the economy's so bad that all the online submarine experts from last year had to become bridge experts
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Lilith @yomamalilith.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
I totally forgot it was April Fool's Day.
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Lilith @yomamalilith.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
Asthma walu k pass ek inhaler hta hai. Mere pass 2 hain 🫠
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Lilith @yomamalilith.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
She: I might sound snarky, it's not you. It's the people you work for. Lol but you are snarky to me when you can just stop bothering me & be snarky to higher ups. 🤣
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Lilith @yomamalilith.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
I don't like telling people how to do their job. I'll just smile & pay, walk out, never to return.
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Lilith @yomamalilith.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
#work >Uwu, I talked to my bf, who is a lawyer & this is illegal. >No, it isn't >It is >No >I know it is >Well, you can contact your lawyer, then >I will Day 38363739383729 no notice from her lawyer bf.
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