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Spagatha Christie

@yesmissmurphy.bsky.social
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📍LDN 💡 staying delulu is the solulu 💡

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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
YW
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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Have come back on just to bring you ominous lamp post news
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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
OKAY BYE. Good god. Can’t a woman have a little dalliance with the online anymore?
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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yes, it’s awful online
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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Vlad?
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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
lol
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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Either. I can take a nuanced cricket ball to the face ❤️
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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
We’ll be back. Hope your hands are getting better ❤️
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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If anyone finds Vlad, make him send a bat to me. If it’s meant to be, the bat will find me.
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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Okay I’m deleting the app again for a bit. Had my fill.
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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You mean my trail. The trail that goes cold as the incompetent law enforcers struggle to keep up with my woodland prowess.
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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I adjusted it slightly but it’s still within the realms of the original
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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Concrete?
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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That’s kinda rude of her? That’s her husband.
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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Did you get to keep the heart or did the gods actually take it?
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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s not evil to grout a kitchen splashback with bones and PVA glue Leo. I don’t even think it’s illegal.
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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Baby Sinclair Says Momma in Dinosaurs
ALT: Baby Sinclair Says Momma in Dinosaurs
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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Was the cult leader hot tho
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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’ve done it before I’ll do it again
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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yeah man. He got an ounce of power and now he’s like all the rest.
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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Was he fit
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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yes. I will walk this earth til I find him, or he runs me over. One of the two.
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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You’re a very rude man.
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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Well I had to kill two birds with one stone, so to speak.
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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I think mine and Vlad’s soul mean something different to us than to you. Hope that helps.
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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
People always find problems to my solutions, Leo, and I’m sick of it
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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’ll treat ya with a bus tour and a fancy cocktail, on top of cash in hand.
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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The bed was where the murder happened. I have blended the bones with the grout. I believe this will make it a sturdier hold.
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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Not unless I find Vlad and he agrees we are soulmates.
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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What an absolute cunt. I hope his house burns down in a fire.
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Media Diversified @writersofcolour.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A HMRC official was sacked because he was caught on camera saying he gives wrong information to black and brown people when they call for advice in a bid to sabotage them. He was a member of the far right group Patriotic Alternative. How many more?
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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hey I’ve got a cash in hand job for ya if you know how to dismantle beds and tile a kitchen splashback?
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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
He is my soulmate
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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I love him.
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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Vlad pointed his own self out. I had nothing to do with it. This is why I truly believe he is my soul mate.
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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If anyone knows this guy let me know because I think he is my soul mate. He just doesn’t know it. His name is Vlad and he lives in Hounslow.
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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Difficult to pinpoint the bit of timeline that led us here really. Whatever it was really fucked it all up though.
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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Do you need me to send her to you on a train
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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
How is this helping me if they are not here?
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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I will also buy lots of noodle dishes
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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Would any crypto investor like to send me a donation? I will use it to buy a big house and have 10 more of my dog.
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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Paul Singh 🇪🇺🇬🇧 @paulsingh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Are we still pretending that we don’t need to cap political donations?
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
£72million from billionaires to a man who's stated his intention to declare a national emergency and overturn our institutions. All to save democracy, obviously.
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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I am waiting for next szn of The Diplomat, and American Horror Story ❤️🖤 Ya got anything else?
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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
FUCKEN RAVENOUS. I want so much noodles.
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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’ve always said it
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Beckatron @ridiculousrebecca.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You're a dodgy link 🫵
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