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🐋 haden 🪐 @yavin4.bsky.social · 14h
new story is out today at @aftermidnightmag.bsky.social!! it's time to kill a god 🔱🌌🏳️‍⚧️ aftermidnightlitmag.com/2026/09/29/c...
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Chronocide
When a story starts in one of the usual ways—“once there was, once there wasn’t,” in the English language—it’s trying…
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🐋 haden 🪐 @yavin4.bsky.social · 7h
learned yesterday about the legend where my great-times-10 grandpa's was saved from execution by a gnome who owed him a favor. very much a "yeah i'll incorporate that into my belief system" situation. gnomes exist. grampa godfrey got away
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🐋 haden 🪐 @yavin4.bsky.social · 14h
new story is out today at @aftermidnightmag.bsky.social!! it's time to kill a god 🔱🌌🏳️‍⚧️ aftermidnightlitmag.com/2026/09/29/c...
aftermidnightlitmag.com
Chronocide
When a story starts in one of the usual ways—“once there was, once there wasn’t,” in the English language—it’s trying…
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🐋 haden 🪐 @yavin4.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a friend of mine recommended THE FORTUNATE FALL by cameron reed earlier this year and i’m finally reading it (it whips) and i cannot remember if the MOBY-DICK references were part of her original sales pitch. either way what a delight
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🐋 haden 🪐 @yavin4.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
me: ok i need to play an active role in this meeting and enter things on my shared screen in real time olive: give me attention NOW. biting and crying and biting and crying
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🐋 haden 🪐 @yavin4.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
checking on all the people in the rain
a dilute tortie cat sitting on a windowsill, in profile, looking over an urban street from a lower story
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🐋 haden 🪐 @yavin4.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
one day i will go for a walk-in buzzcut at the local haircuttery and they won't look at me like it's the wildest thing they've ever heard. it's almost as if they haven't heard of katie "boots" quinn on season four of the hit appletv show ted lasso. or a trans person
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🐋 haden 🪐 @yavin4.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
took me a while to pick these. as a kid we had a very old pc + only nintendo stuff through gamecube/gba so there's a sizable gap until i had Adult Disposable Income
grid showing the posters for 9 video games in a 3 by 3 grid, titled "my nine games - the nine games that shaped who i am" 

from top to bottom, left to right: pokemon yellow, tales of symphonia, super mario 64, warioland 4, yoshi's story, fire emblem: three houses, roller coaster tycoon, super smash bros melee, putt putt goes to the moon
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🐋 haden 🪐 @yavin4.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it's the best time of the year 🎶 (bake off is back)
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🐋 haden 🪐 @yavin4.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
did you know that having an oven mitt on one hand doesn't protect the other because i sure as hell forgot. haven't got myself this bad since the pizza hut days of yore
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🐋 haden 🪐 @yavin4.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
we will never know if someone’s gone back in time to give bartolomé de las casas a gun because he wouldn’t have used it
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🐋 haden 🪐 @yavin4.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
jazzed that i've started the Official Letter process for top surgery with my therapist! she also told me i'm very funny, which i'm just as jazzed about. perfect priorities imo
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
But then again, what has the whale to say?
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🐋 haden 🪐 @yavin4.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
everyone needs to give her a little kiss on the head right now
closeup of a lounging dilute tortie cat resting her head on her paws. she’s laying on the back of a light gray couch
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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🐋 haden 🪐 @yavin4.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
two old friends from college are visiting tomorrow and the tidying task is at a fork. do i move forward with "they know who i am as a person, i.e. not especially tidy" or "trick them into thinking i've got my shit together more than i do"
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🐋 haden 🪐 @yavin4.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
just realized today that crash (1996) and crash (2004) are two completely different movies. listening and learning
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🐋 haden 🪐 @yavin4.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
scrum master lenin writing a blog post about effective sprint planning in jira: what needs to be done?
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🐋 haden 🪐 @yavin4.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
opened a segue tonight with “y’all have never met my parents” and got interrupted with a chorus of my friends going “yeah good for them because it’s ON SIGHT.” genuinely heartwarming
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🐋 haden 🪐 @yavin4.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
nice
results page for the browser game krillion showing 385 points/depth of -3850 meters. the points distribution of today's game puts 385 at better than 95% of players
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I hope this Ishmael finds you whale
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🐋 haden 🪐 @yavin4.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
me: i should work on that half-written short story me: me: OR........i could dig into insurance preauthorization requirements for top surgery......................
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🐋 haden 🪐 @yavin4.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
this bit made me happy. peer-reviewed ishmael mobydick understander
screenshot from a goodreads review

Specifically, Esmail Rostami stands as as one of the best adaptations [of MOBY-DICK's Ishmael] I've read, and Savannah's character and relationship to Noah feels very lived in. The ConBod storyline started out as a cool way to explore how disability and bodily autonomy will be handled in the centuries to come, and ended up as one of my favorite sci-fi plots in recent memory.
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🐋 haden 🪐 @yavin4.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
when a coworker you like a lot tries to go full LLM evangelist and you gotta hit him with a "this is just my personal boundary" through gritted teeth
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🐋 haden 🪐 @yavin4.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
been having a good time with this daily game. for every geography question that's a gimme for a deep cut they hit me with something about sports or game of thrones
krillion.io
Krillion · the daily dive
Seven prompts a day. Rare answers sink you deeper. How far down can you go?
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🐋 haden 🪐 @yavin4.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
nothing like Cat As Weighted Blanket to make you feel better when your brain’s vibes have turned rancid
a dilute tortie cat lounging and facing the camera, eyes half open. op’s hand is scratching the side of her neck.
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cultural joe-ggernaut @neoraven.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
it is Labor Day, and you know what that means
DS9 meme o'brien saying "He was more than a hero. He was a union man."
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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🐋 haden 🪐 @yavin4.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
another star wars book, another moment to face being a Glup Shitto Knower. and sometimes glup shittos are planets. anyway, iloh mentioned
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🐋 haden 🪐 @yavin4.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i need everyone to see the website for this local banh mi joint www.simplybanhmi.com
simplybanhmi.com
Home
vietnamese food like your mother would make... if you had a vietnamese mother and she happened to be our mother. whoa, we would be siblings!
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🐋 haden 🪐 @yavin4.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
used our hosts’ kids’ toys to lay out our session’s race, which was pitched as mario kart and became more like mad max
a line of toy vehicles on a table lined with a grid map for dnd. the vehicles from left to right: a train from thomas the tank engine; pluto the dog in a disney teacup; baby bowser in a go cart; a car from the cars universe with like goku super saiyan hair; bowser in a go cart. the rest of the table has glasses, coasters, dice bag, and a spiral notebook
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🐋 haden 🪐 @yavin4.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
it's dnd night tonight and i haven't played my character in ages!!!!!! i missed her. gotta think up something ridiculous she's been up to in the meantime. maybe she got lost in the woods
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🐋 haden 🪐 @yavin4.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
yeah they got me. assigned south-central virginian at dialect quiz. (mydialect.us/quiz-standar...)
heat map of the united states in a gradient of dark orange-red to dark blue. the darkest orange is on southern virginia and most of the carolinas; the darkest blue is around the dakotas and minnesota

text above: 

"Your dialect map
Redder areas talk more like you; bluer areas least.
You talk most like someone from Virginia--about 56% of your answers match a typical resident."
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🐋 haden 🪐 @yavin4.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
massive thunderstorm throwing a tantrum outside rn. extremely raining sideways. another great day to not be in a basement unit or beside a tall tree
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🐋 haden 🪐 @yavin4.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
nigel farage's mouth reminds me of some kind of magnus archives creature. it's too big. i'd compare him to a potoo but i wouldn't dare insult my favorite bird like that
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🐋 haden 🪐 @yavin4.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
favorite musician saying something on ig about doing pre-production and getting back in the studio...........ohoho new will wood album in 2027? 👀 new album?????? 👀👀👀👀👀
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🐋 haden 🪐 @yavin4.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
looking like a “lay in the dark and listen to the goth rock album i was obsessed with at 14” kind of night. which could mean nothing
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violet allen @blipstress.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hello. It's me, Violet. It looks like you can buy my book on Bookshop again. An incredible opportunity to acquaint yourself with absolute pleasure.
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Plastic, Prism, Void: Part One
A magical girl-gone-bad and a renegade mech pilot must stay on a date forever, even if it means destroying the world. Don't you want to help them?An Independent Press Top 40 Bestseller - Ms. Magazine ...
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🐋 haden 🪐 @yavin4.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
the beginning of the chorus to "9 to 5" has been perpetually stuck in my head for over a year. it just lives there now. and elbowing its way into the scene is part of a song from repo the genetic opera (2008) and lemme tell you. "zydrate comes in a little glass vial" does NOT fit dolly's meter
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🐋 haden 🪐 @yavin4.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
fruit flies, while annoying, are brainless creatures ruled by entropy. on the other hand, gnats understand malice and will not see the kingdom of heaven
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Felicia Davin @feliciadavin.com · 29/08/2026
Tons of ebooks on sale this weekend at indiebook.sale, including my novel THE SCANDALOUS LETTERS OF V AND J, which is a romance about 2 horny youths writing letters & getting in trouble in magic 1820s Paris. One can shapeshift! The New York Times called it "luminous" & Reactor called it "wicked fun"
Indie Book Sale: Fantasy, Sci Fi & Horror, 29-31 August, with a montage of book coversA book cover that says THE SCANDALOUS LETTERS OF V AND J, with an oil painting of a white hand holding a quill and writing a letter, and the title text on ripped pieces of paper scattered over the painting.
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🐋 haden 🪐 @yavin4.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
finally got my hands on A/S/L by @jeannethornton.bsky.social and just finished it which means i will be lying in a puddle for the foreseeable future (positive). big night for being emo about internet friends and friends who’ve fallen off the face of the earth
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🐋 haden 🪐 @yavin4.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
i finally got my keyboard fixed this week so i don't have any excuse to not work on my wip except I Don't Want To
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🐋 haden 🪐 @yavin4.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
there IS this namedrop but given the context of the song still not sure it totally counts
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Wreck of the Old 97
YouTube video by Johnny Cash - Topic
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🐋 haden 🪐 @yavin4.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
love to look at a new podcast episode title like "oh man it's gonna be a 'lynchburg mentioned (derogatory)' day isn't it" only to be proven right in the very first sentence
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🐋 haden 🪐 @yavin4.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
NUMBER 2 🙃
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New lettuce @lettuce.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
[library] hi do you have any books about when a guy is really mad at one specific whale
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🐋 haden 🪐 @yavin4.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
book mail! (that technically wasn’t supposed to come til tomorrow!) rubbing my gay little hands all over it
paperback copy of THE BURN LINE by jonathan sims. the cover is red with black text for the title. in the center is a burning skull with a subway car coming out of its open mouth
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🐋 haden 🪐 @yavin4.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
my nephew*^ starts kindergarten today!!!!!!!!!!! *the kiddo of very very dear friends whose family has basically adopted me ^i have no siblings of my own so this is the closest i'm gonna get
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🐋 haden 🪐 @yavin4.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
guardian
a dilute tortie cat sitting and staring at the camera in the right third of the frame. she’s on a bed with a bright yellow quilted comforter with my legs under it. lots of star wars paraphernalia is on the walls and on top of the dresser in the background
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