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@yabloko.bsky.social
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Max @mad-max.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Today I’m once again joined by my lovely girlfriend @yabloko.bsky.social as we start a new series where she will be ranking all the space marine successor chapters! Give it a watch! #warhammer40k #WarhammerCommunity youtu.be/aooGiMDcl-k?...
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Making My Girlfriend Rank Space Marine Successor Chapters - Episode 1
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
imagine if 'democratic dark money' groups just publicly financially supported progressive publications like the handbasket and mmfa instead of trying to do it in secret deals to seem "grass roots" or some nonsense
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yabloko @yabloko.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
i’d like to see caleb respond to this burn!
the mr. beast tweet about caleb hearon but it says “i don’t know about the rest of you guys, but this guy looks like he broke into a bakery and ate all the pies.”
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yabloko @yabloko.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
i’d like to see caleb respond to this burn!
the mr. beast tweet about caleb hearon but it says “i don’t know about the rest of you guys, but this guy looks like he broke into a bakery and ate all the pies.”
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yabloko @yabloko.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
you’re telling me a shrimp stocked this?
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yabloko @yabloko.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
40 year old man talking like this…..
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yabloko @yabloko.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
can’t stand historians with their xyz BC but it’s gotta be AD abc am i right or am i right????
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Quit freaking out. Remember that in 10,000 B.C., when America had ZERO international trade, a family could afford a house like this on a single income.
A suburban caveman house
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yabloko @yabloko.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
could never be with a man that plays t’au
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yabloko @yabloko.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
the concept of a wine-based understanding of gender
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Nicole Tersigni @nicsigni.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
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yabloko @yabloko.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
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yabloko @yabloko.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
stealing my tweets smh
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yabloko @yabloko.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
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yabloko @yabloko.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
they’re on tik tok saying locked out of heaven by bruno mars is an ominous song
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a person is feeding a monkey sunflower seeds
ALT: a person is feeding a monkey sunflower seeds
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yabloko @yabloko.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
i’m allowed to say this bc i take adhd medication
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yabloko @yabloko.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
gonna be the least productive farm in history
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Max @mad-max.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Thank you for the Valentine’s Day present @yabloko.bsky.social. I love it!
Camel cigarettes coffee mug
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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/02/2025
yup
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.
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yabloko @yabloko.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
like they’re one word away from calling me a retard in the comments bc they can’t fathom that ppl with adhd have TRIED “just looking at the clock” & they’re mad i’m calling them stupid for even suggesting that. like actually fuck every single one of these freaks
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yabloko @yabloko.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
i’m being so serious: if u cannot fathom that someone having a neurodevelopmental disorder would have trouble doing tasks that u consider trivial, & then when they talk ab said struggles u make fun of them & tell them it’s a miracle they’re allowed to vote, you are not & never will be a progressive
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yabloko @yabloko.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
and yet i made the most normal looking character ever. skill issue
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yabloko @yabloko.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
the way you just made that up
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yabloko @yabloko.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
if jesus wanted me to believe in him he should have turned water into diet coke instead of wine
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yabloko @yabloko.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
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yabloko @yabloko.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
if jesus wanted me to believe in him he should have turned water into diet coke instead of wine
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yabloko @yabloko.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
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yabloko @yabloko.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
who up stroking they wattle rn
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yabloko @yabloko.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
great minds think alike
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christina @formeresq.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
it’s so insane to me that people work for ICE like did you watch star wars and think man i want to be like the guys in the plastic white suits who can’t aim for shit
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yabloko @yabloko.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
who up stroking they wattle rn
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yabloko @yabloko.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
old bitch
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yabloko @yabloko.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
happy birthday to my beautiful boyfriend @mad-max.bsky.social
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a birthday card with a cake and a fire extinguisher with a face on it
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yabloko @yabloko.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Maybe it should’ve stayed banned
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
banning sports gambling is genocide against las vegas
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yabloko @yabloko.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
what the fuck is happening
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 17/01/2025
This must hit so hard if you’re stupid
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tpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
[dragon hrt reddit] "hey is it normal that my arms are morphing into wings instead of the wings growing on my back" "nope. endo's given you wyvern hrt" "they said it was dragon!" "yeah a lot of endos think wyverns are dragons"
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Wild Geerters @steinkobbe.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I'm completely serious when I say I'll kill myself before I thank an ex-gf for defending my gaming honor this way
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yabloko @yabloko.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
i cannot describe how much i hate when a famous person is outed as a predator and instead of being like damn that sucks ppl are like “omg they were such a good xyz” “omg im so sad i loved them in xyz” like read the fucking room.
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yabloko @yabloko.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Brainrot Skyrim: What gooncave are you from Beta? Why you doxxing me chud? A rizzler's last thoughts... should be of Ohio. Redditstead... I'm from Redditstead.
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normal-wife @category-fury.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
RP die b*
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