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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You’re not gonna believe what happened today
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the jerk store's #1 bestseller @y2killionaire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
inland empire (2006)
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Robert Downey Jr. Shocked Reaction
Alt: laura dern making my heart bloom in fear like a fucking lotus flower
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the jerk store's #1 bestseller @y2killionaire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i went to a film club out of curiosity tonight. we only watched queer student films and horror shorts about moist guys trying to steal your wife. they made us play musical chairs at the end and i won somehow. my prize was a can of sardines, which i believe is a sign of respect in their culture
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the jerk store's #1 bestseller @y2killionaire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i live and die by the grain. and brother, the silo needs filling.
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the jerk store's #1 bestseller @y2killionaire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this concept art shit is eaaaaaaasy
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the jerk store's #1 bestseller @y2killionaire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
if ryota mitarai or kazuo tengan are explicitly mentioned by name anywhere in this game, i'll get their key art tattooed on my bicep
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the jerk store's #1 bestseller @y2killionaire.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i'm trying to get back in the swing of sketching more consistently and getting comfortable with my art, so i'm forcing myself to post on main to show it off lmao
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austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
guy who says cookie for madness day
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the jerk store's #1 bestseller @y2killionaire.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
ooh, tequila
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the jerk store's #1 bestseller @y2killionaire.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
might start morphing into a sock puppet or something idk
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videosyncrasy @videosyncrasy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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the jerk store's #1 bestseller @y2killionaire.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
guy nearing his 30's: yeah i've been really enjoying monopoly go recently! it's nice to feel like you can actually BUILD something for once, y'know?
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the jerk store's #1 bestseller @y2killionaire.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
got stopped by my grandfather because he said he wanted to show me something. watched him scroll through images on his phone in silence for two minutes before he brought this up and said "it made me think of you"
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the jerk store's #1 bestseller @y2killionaire.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
got two different songs in my discover weekly called "lobotomize me". are they referring to me as in me? or me as in you? worried i'm missing the signs
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austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
old doodle of cordelia dead estate boiling toss the turtle to make a delectable brew
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the jerk store's #1 bestseller @y2killionaire.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
some reference images i've given to my sprite artists over the past few months
original: https://x.com/crustyjpeg/status/1230743006409441282
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∂ire @dire.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
im starting a collection
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BillSpooks @billspooks.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
macromedia shockwave, print ad (1999) archive.org/details/eu_W...
prominent text:
shockwave makes your website groovy, baby!
photo: austin powers and felicity shagwell back to back, holding pistols, smiling, against a shagadelic background of coloured flower outlines.
smaller text:
austinpowers.com uses
the shockwave player to deliver the
web's most shagadelic experience.
when you want more of the world to visit your site and return more often,
reach for the director 7 shockwave internet studio. it's the secret agent
of engaging and entertaining sites that add life to the web.
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add life to the web
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trish @sana-kan.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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the jerk store's #1 bestseller @y2killionaire.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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the jerk store's #1 bestseller @y2killionaire.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
wait a minute- i left a giant rotisserie chicken in the oven all night oh god oh fuck
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I haven't watched tv since i found out that my hero, Bart simpson, is played by a woman
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the jerk store's #1 bestseller @y2killionaire.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
deltafell flowery who yells "HELLO WISCONSIN!" a la that 70's show
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Mysterious Z (DATE OF BIRTH AUGUST 2ND) @mysteriousz.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Woody loses his schmoe is genuinely a masterclass in comedic editing and YTPs I'm sorry
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the jerk store's #1 bestseller @y2killionaire.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
eminem after he creates the homunculus who looks exactly like him: "okay this looks like me"
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Flicky @flickybirb.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
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Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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the jerk store's #1 bestseller @y2killionaire.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
guess what game i'm thinking of! just kidding. it's halo 2. it's always halo 2.
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Bad Marvel Memes @avengersbad.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Heath Ledger's Joker: YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW I GOT THESE SCARS

SHARP HAMBURGER
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the jerk store's #1 bestseller @y2killionaire.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
i can't believe this gif is basically real
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the jerk store's #1 bestseller @y2killionaire.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
amazing charlie kirkus tonight
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Caine Transforms in The Amazing Digital Circus
ALT: Caine Transforms in The Amazing Digital Circus
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the jerk store's #1 bestseller @y2killionaire.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
officially banned from the company lactation room
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Longlegs Lee Harker: Intense Drive
ALT: Longlegs Lee Harker: Intense Drive
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the jerk store's #1 bestseller @y2killionaire.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
my most toxic trait is that i don't use shaving cream. straight blades to the face. if i get hurt, it just wasn't my day
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austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
R.I.P WHY DANGANRONPA 3 IS SO PAINFUL (2022-2026)
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the jerk store's #1 bestseller @y2killionaire.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
tried out the horse girl game. i love gold ship. i am very responsible with her. i make sure she is always in a great mood and that she gets her rest and has the best skills and a million friends and that she gets first in all of her races. i will make her stronger than god.
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Gold Ship Uma Musume: Happy Greeting
ALT: Gold Ship Uma Musume: Happy Greeting
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
LOOK, you BIG EARED FREERF, YOU TAKE YOUR HORNY LITTLE ASS, AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY!
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the jerk store's #1 bestseller @y2killionaire.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
saying you "enjoyed" a horror movie is antithetical to the genre. you are actually disrespecting the filmmaker. correct this mistake by instead saying it was so good that you now intend to recreate the fear it brought you by hurting yourself and everyone around you
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the jerk store's #1 bestseller @y2killionaire.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
charlie's inferno sounds like fairly oddparents background music for when timmy has to go to the mall and think about the ramifications of causing nuclear warfare
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the jerk store's #1 bestseller @y2killionaire.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
you'd think i would say creating vast error, but me doing anything of creative worth actually traces back to me watching eddsworld's hammer & fail part 1 on newgrounds in 2010
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Unironically one of the most important game dev texts of the era
Discord post by gamedev Hakita; "it's a good thing you guys aren't designing ultrakill or it would suck"
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the jerk store's #1 bestseller @y2killionaire.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
"Ya know, maybe Max isn't literate enough to understand all the themes and such ya think he should but... he loves my takes." "Hey. My son RESPECTS my takes."
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
"Ah,I just hate ta be da bearer a'bad news, but... ...ya kid's into some problematic medias."
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DIBbing Sauce @diblueskauce.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
@ooc-creepypasta.bsky.social
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 16/05/2026
juggalo money from the board game "The Quest for Shangri-La"
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
The Punisher sits in a warehouse hideout with a remote control pointing at the tv in one hand and a can of probably White Claw in the other. He narrates, "I don't pay taxes."
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the jerk store's #1 bestseller @y2killionaire.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
why dontcha make like sneakers o'toole... and take off? he doesn't take his sneakers off, you idiot! "i'm not taking my sneakers off, i'm sneakers o'toole!" you sound like a damn fool when you get it wrong!
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
People are just insane now of days
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Shoes (COMMS OPEN) @shoesbedrawin.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Uncle Phil Classic Mode Ending
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Bomber57 @bomber57.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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