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El Mantecas @kikegdelariva.bsky.social · 13h
El emperador desnudo diciendo “estoy desnudo jaja”. Es precioso.
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El Mantecas @kikegdelariva.bsky.social · 21h
Pero qué sacrificios hijo de puta que el salmón está a 23, qué sacrificios, no será que me quieres dar de alta en Sanitas hijo de puta
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Xtr11🔻 @xtr11.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Formato de meme:
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El Mundo Today @elmundotoday.com · 08/10/2026
El partido lamenta el gesto electoralista de Maricarmen muriéndose y asegura que no va a caer en esta trampa. Lee el artículo completo en la web: f.mtr.cool/dhm7aubx71
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Xtr11🔻 @xtr11.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every copy of FRLF.ips is personalized.
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El Mundo Today @elmundotoday.com · 21/09/2026
“Es una imposibilidad física. Dicho estado propuesto [la neutralidad] no parece que pueda existir en la naturaleza, pero hay quien cree que sí”, explica el jefe de la investigación. Artículo completo: www.elmundotoday.com/2026/09/los-...
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Xtr11🔻 @xtr11.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I guess I will try the new game.
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MrCheeze @mrcheeze.github.io · 15/09/2026
Thinking about that time that Game Freak put an NPC that doesn't move on this bridge, because otherwise the player stepping on that tile would have triggered the cave entrance that is *underneath* the bridge at the same position (source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdFQ... )
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Xtr11🔻 @xtr11.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My only hope for the AI takeover is that Prime Intellect wins.
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 13/09/2026
Just woke up from a dream where I ordered a rum and coke at a bar and they asked what kind of ice I wanted, then showed me a menu with 60 different kinds of ice. Most were different shapes but some had flavours. I chose mint and my drink became mintier over time. Anyway good morning
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Dinosaur Comics! @qwantz.com · 09/09/2026
Units of measurement? More like units of BETRAYAL qwantz.com/index.php?co...
T-Rex: In this crazy mixed-up world, at least one thing's for certain: a horse produces one (1) horsepower!
T-Rex: *satisfied sigh*

T-Rex: Because otherwise the measurement would be INSANE!T-Rex: Can you even imagine living in a world where horses DON'T produce one horsepower, Dromiceiomimus?
Dromiceiomimus: I simply can't! You ask the impossible - I'd sooner imagine a new colour!
T-Rex: I'D sooner imagine what sound tastes like than imagine life in a world where one horse doesn't produce one horsepower!!Utahraptor: Er, T-Rex...
T-Rex: No. NO.
T-Rex: Utahraptor, no!!

Utahraptor: The average horse can output over 14 horsepower in bursts -
T-Rex: Okay, but that's only over a short time, so -
Utahraptor: - and they can sustain over SEVEN horsepower across longer periods.
T-Rex: NO! NOOOOO!
T-Rex: God? Is it okay if I let this fact drive me crazy?
God: HONESTLY DUDE IT'S BEEN DRIVING ME UP THE WALL TOO
God: IT'S LIKE
God: I GAVE Y'ALL FREE WILL AS A SPECIAL TREAT AND THIS IS WHAT YOU DO WITH IT
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Xtr11🔻 @xtr11.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Que saquen una actualización de Mario Kart World con 200 CC pls, I want speed.
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El Mundo Today @elmundotoday.com · 05/09/2026
“Nunca pensé que pudiera manifestarme a favor del racismo, que es una cosa que a mí me gusta mucho, pero fíjate, aquí estamos. Vaya regalo”, decía un racista. f.mtr.cool/vbaqnl0j0z
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El Mantecas @kikegdelariva.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sap greu pero quien iba a decir que el universo de fantasía más clasista y racista jamás creado pudiera derivar en una situación donde si lo ves eres mala gente.
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Some jingles and fanfares in Mario games are based on snippets of the main theme, allowing the player to time actions to play the jingle as a perfect extension of the music.
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
images of a dream
a stylized blender render of a dreamlike horror scene...another stylized blender render of a dreamlike horror scene...a 3rd stylized blender render of a dreamlike horror scene...
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El Mundo Today @elmundotoday.com · 31/08/2026
Millones de españoles abogan por la revolución y el abolicionismo laboral tras unas semanas de parón. El fenómeno se repite cada septiembre. Lee el artículo completo en la web: f.mtr.cool/uabl0yrcd2
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Xtr11🔻 @xtr11.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Mejorando poco a poco.
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MrCheeze @mrcheeze.github.io · 29/08/2026
tiling Earth with gray goo might violate user trust but goal.
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Albasoup @albasoup.itch.io · 29/08/2026
Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection
A backrooms-ass room with a twilight sky and trees seemingly imposed over it in a dream-like fashion (it's the reflection of the window)
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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Because there’s never a bad time to share Chuck Jones’s rules for the Road Runner, here are Chuck Jones’s rules for the Road Runner
RULE 1.
THE ROAD RUNNER CANNOT HARM THE COYOTE EXCEPT BY GOING "ВЕЕР-BEEP!"
RULE 2.
NO OUTSIDE FORCE CAN HARM THE COYOTE - ONLY HIS OWN INEPTITUDE OR THE FAILURE OF THE ACME PRODUCTS.
RILEろ。
THE COYOTE COULD STOP ANYTIME - IF HE WERE NOT A FANATIC.
(REPEAT: "A FANATIC IS ONE WHO REDOUBLES HIS EFFORT WHEN HE HAS FORGOTTEN HIS AIM.' -GEORGE SANTAYANA)
RULE I.
NO DIALOGUE EVER, EXCEPT "ВЕЕР-BEEP!" RULES.
THE ROAD RUNNER MUST STAY ON THE ROAD - OTHERWISE, LOGICALLY, HE WOULD NOT BE CALLED ROAD RUNNER.
ALL ACTION MUST BE CONFINED TO THE NATURAL ENVIRONMENT
OF THE TWO CHARACTERS - THE SOUTHWEST AMERICAN DESERT.
RULE 7.
ALL MATERIALS, TOOLS, WEAPONS, OR MECHANICAL CONVENIENCES MUST BE OBTAINED FROM THE ACME CORPORATION.
RULE 8.
WHENEVER POSSIBLE, MAKE GRAVITY THE COYOTE'S GREATEST ENEMY RULE 9.
THE COYOTE IS ALWAYS MORE HUMILIATED THAN HARMED BY HIS FAILURES.
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USSR Pictures @ussrpictures.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Happy End", Eric Bulatov, 1990
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Xtr11🔻 @xtr11.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJZF... Hay gente que vive a 4 PUs de distancia que es capaz de pensar en las cosas más geniales ever.
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SM64 1 Key TAS But Every Frame is a Strip of Land that Moves Across the Screen
YouTube video by UncommentatedPannen
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Xtr11🔻 @xtr11.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
*heavy metal playing*
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USSR Pictures @ussrpictures.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"The Great Brotherhood of Blacks and Whites, American Style" - Soviet cartoon, 1967
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Xtr11🔻 @xtr11.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
There are some very naked strong and beautiful men in there, just having fun. Bots hate fun.
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Xtr11🔻 @xtr11.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Ah, y yo también extraño Super Mario Bros. 35 un montón, si lo volviesen a poner un mes al año me tiraría el mes jugándolo xD
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Xtr11🔻 @xtr11.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Eso es cierto, pero me preocupa que la falta de popularidad, con el tiempo, le haga correr la misma suerte que Pacman 99: www.nintendo.com/es-es/Ayuda/...
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Aviso por el fin del servicio de PAC-MAN™ 99
Importante PAC-MAN 99 para Nintendo Switch cesó su servicio el  8 de octubre de 2023 . Ha concluido la distribución del juego principal, así como la venta de contenido descargable.
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Xtr11🔻 @xtr11.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Lo peor de jugar F-Zero 99 es que puede ser que un día Nintendo diga "meh, esto ya hace mucho que dejó de ser popular" y simplemente lo mate como hizo con Super Mario Bros. 35 Entonces, no podré seguir jugando y todos las skins por las que hice grind y demás retos superados, se evaporarán.
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Xtr11🔻 @xtr11.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
4. Ajedrez. No sé si se puede mirar la cantidad de horas que he dedicado a jugar al ajedrez online este año, pero si se puede, prefiero no saberlo.
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Xtr11🔻 @xtr11.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Me retracto, I'm the GOAT.
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Xtr11🔻 @xtr11.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Si, creo que si, este curso fue con diferencia el que menos toqué la consola, y juegos que en su día jugaba todos los días (por ejemplo smash ultimate) que cuando has tocado 10 veces en los últimos 4 años pues es normal estar torpe, que no te salgan los combos y te pateen el culo en online XD
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Xtr11🔻 @xtr11.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Me retracto, I'm the GOAT.
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Xtr11🔻 @xtr11.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Siento que los videojuegos en los que hace años tenía un cierto nivel de habilidad... ahora se me dan significativamente peor? Quizás me hice viejo, o quizás es que no tengo tanto tiempo libre como antes para jugar y el llevar años sin tocar un juego te hace perder destreza.
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Dinosaur Comics! @qwantz.com · 17/08/2026
yes, utahraptor is indeed Going Through It qwantz.com/index.php?co...
T-Rex: Hey, here's a tip!

T-Rex: Never offer to do something that you don't actually want to do!T-Rex: Sounds PRETTY OBVIOUS, right? Sounds like you'd have to be a real JABRONI to go around offering to do things for people that you don't actually want to do, huh??
T-Rex: WELL TODAY, I AM JABRONI!!
T-Rex: I thought "oh I'll offer to do this nice thing, but the person I'm offering it too will see it's much too much, and gracefully decline"!T-Rex: But they said "great, thanks!"
Utahraptor: And now you have to do the thing!!

T-Rex: AND NOW I HAVE TO DO THE THING! But at least I've learned a very valuable life lesson: I am in many ways - perhaps, most ways - the author of my own suffering.
Utahraptor: Oh, that's good to know! Man. All MY suffering is authored by Jackie who lives down the road, but yours sounds good too.T-Rex: Who's Jackie? You've never spoken about her.
Off panel: SHE SUCKS; WHY WOULD I??
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Xtr11🔻 @xtr11.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgDR... Every video a masterpiece.
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Every Yoshi Glitch in Super Mario 64
YouTube video by pannenkoek2012
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Xtr11🔻 @xtr11.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Ayer vi "RAN" de Akira Kurosawa, absolute masterpiece. Necesario estar preparado para ver algo extremadamente deprimente tho.
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Poketiempo @poketiempo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
🌑Llegó el día del eclipse y, sin que sirva de precedente, se agradecerá que haya poco peligro de nubosidad o tormentas en todo el país, en especial en la franja de totalidad. ¡Disfrutadlo! ☁️En Asturias aparecerán nubes por la tarde, lo cual podría hacer que sea mejor ver el eclipse en alto.
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El Mundo Today @elmundotoday.com · 08/08/2026
Hay alguna excepción: en el restaurante “O Carneiriño” la carta está hecha con papel de origen animal. f.mtr.cool/gcmjdozhwi
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Xtr11🔻 @xtr11.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Ayer vi The Thing (1982), John Carpenter es un genio del cine.
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Xtr11🔻 @xtr11.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
3. Some switch games with online play I guess.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Four panel comic. Panel 1: a grey alien emerges from its UFO in front of a crowd of people standing below. The alien says, “earthlings… surrender now… we are—“ Panel 2: the first alien is interrupted by a second, different species of squid-like alien emerging from its ship. The second alien says, “humans! Prepare for—“ Panel 3: the two aliens quickly notice each other, looking surprised. Panel 4: the two aliens are laughing hysterically with their arms around each other amicably, each pointing to the other in a joking manner. This is the third time this has happened. A small group of onlooking humans stand behind them uncomfortably.
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Xtr11🔻 @xtr11.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
2. Deltarune Chapter 5 Sorry to keep you waiting! It was great all across the flowers field.
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USSR Pictures @ussrpictures.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
"First lesson" - Soviet poster, 1964
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Xtr11🔻 @xtr11.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
1. The Dark Queen of Mortholme. Juegas como el final boss del juego y el héroe viene cada vez más preparado a pelear. Narrativamente interesante, a nivel de gameplay como mucho entretenido, pero lo merece porque el juego es gratuito y apenas toma 20 minutos jugarlo.
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Xtr11🔻 @xtr11.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Hilo de juegos 2026 que he postergado empezar durante la mayoría del año pero que tengo juegos pendientes para ir poniendo:
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Xtr11🔻 @xtr11.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Flower Man, Flower Man With his heart in the sand So he stands To watch the whole wide world From a can Way up high in the sky With the sun in his eyes Ain't it nice The life forever for Flowers
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 02/08/2026
Reading the earliest chapter 5 ideas when I made it up in like 2016
flowery: ralsei, is something wrong?
ralsei: no.
flowery: plants have a special power. they can tell when people are upset.
ralsei: you're just looking at my face.
flowery: yes. that's my power. giving a ****.

ralsei: let's do the puzzle!
flowery: (yawn) finished...
ralsei: bad guys aren't supposed to do their own puzzles!!!


asgore holds up flowery and flowery puts his arms out like in titantic
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Xtr11🔻 @xtr11.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b00...
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American Psycho but with Pokemon Cards
YouTube video by DarkReflections
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Panel 1: Shen is sitting at a table with a sketched out drawing of a tree on a grassy hill with a cloud behind it. He's surrounded with different colors of markers or crayons, and is sweating with a frustrated expression, holding a green one, and leaning his head on his fist. He says "What color should I make the TREE here? And the SKY?? Ugh, this is so hard."

Panel 2: Someone behind him puts a hand gently on his shoulder.

Panel 3: The person is revealed to be JoJo's Bizarre Adventure creator Hirohiko Araki, wearing a shirt and tie under a sweatshirt and smiling gently as light shines from behind and around his head like he's a saint. He says "Everything can be whatever color you want."

Panel 4: Shen is swiveling his head around to look at Araki and saying "You're SO right, Hirohiko Araki", but judging by the dark circles under his eyes, his jumbled pupils that look like messy spirals, and the fact that there is no hand on his shoulder, he might be hallucinating all of this.
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