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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 11h

the winds of change are SWIRLING as a guy comes back to philly that was already there

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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

holy shit i knew they were good at baseball and rich, but also SMART?! how did they know this?!?

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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

high pointing a tshirt over a woman during the tshirt toss and telling her to get in the gym and then handing her the tshirt bc it’s my wife and i don’t want it

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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

at a hawks game watching patrick kane’s homecoming and more offended by the other team’s rapist. hell of a feeling.

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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

some mom and daughter walking past my house in october “oh, THERE’S beetlejuice” this is what home ownership is all about. stop eating avocado toast and buy a home. also make it beetlejuice centric

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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

one of the most bears game-ass bears games of all time

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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

finally an interesting week so i’ll try to guess the top 25 1. texas 2. uga 3. ND 4. miami 5. osu 6. bama 7. indiana 8. florida 9. byu 10. mississippi 11. lsu 12. texas tech 13. utah 14. iowa 15. oregon 16. mississippi state 17. usc 18. kentucky 19. oklahoma state 20. ucla 21. nebraska

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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

austin simmons jeri curl is peak SEC let’s go

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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

the moment has arrived. the quadrennial starting QB ranked by hotness! 2026 edition. more work went into this than ever before, multiple opinions were sought that contradicted my own. the NFL is in a solid place in terms of both QB talent, and QB talent….but also there are 2 sex offenders

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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

pizza pasta… breadsticks?!? bitch you have sandwiches what are you taking about

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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

let’s pretend the stadium with the roof that could have prevented this is gonna be in indiana for another couple of years that’ll be good

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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

i fall somewhere on the spectrum of not corny enough to genuinely respond to this but corny enough to quote it. and 20 year old me is in SHAMBLES by that level of corniness

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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

i will sell my soul to figure out how erin andrews has looked 25 years old for the past 20 years

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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

new character idea: man who brags that his wife shits her pants so it’s not a big deal that they only have one bathroom

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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

the weather outside can probably best be described as …orange? wtf is this i feel insane

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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

sorry, had to post my extremely timely review of 27 dresses

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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

it’s unsettling how good PCA has gotten. that was a votto tier plate appearance

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ceej @ceej.online · 09/03/2025

all of history is a struggle between guys who go “oh shit that’s crazy” and guys who say “that seems fake”

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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

the advantage the rest of the mlb has over the dodgers is everyone else would not have an albatross in right or at short but they have to bc they make a combined 100 mill

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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

this guy constantly stepping on his own dick. thank you seiya

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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

LAND-ON THO-ME (to the tune of crash into me by DMB)

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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

i got a new puppy 9 days ago and i just found out that he made a series of racially charged tweets in 2015. wtf

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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

when you don’t think you’ll win the world series i think it’s ok to take an extra moment to celebrate your best player basically clinching the MVP while sweeping the fuckin monstars.

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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

heretics at espn refusing to finish the sentence: jesus made enough fish and bread to feed a village. it literally happened; they wrote it in the gospel. anyway, seems like a good shortstop

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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

because she’s never seen how this works? he’d need like 1600 yards for them not to just give it to sayin

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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

yo i cannot WAIT to post my sam’s club haul later. remember to check out all the virginiasdms youtube network for ALL the latest videos

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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

for a second straight season, i must say big ups to the fuckin misfit toys pitching just well enough to have us in clear buyer mode before the season. but besides boyd and imanaga yall kinda suck and im gonna need 2 starters

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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

evicting rome the day before the dink premiers is a fucking war crime #bb28

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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

i mean…he expresses it in a way only he can, but also i think these are my exact thoughts? like yeah i know what a corner store is. a store on the corner. but also what the hell is it? you mean a convenience store?

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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

i don’t like trump any more than anyone else here but i think it’s important to acknowledge that it was genuinely thrilling to see him try to mimic human behavior with a bunch of young spanish athletes and i won’t trade that experience for anything

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Tucker Jones @tuckerjones.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I'm watching in germany. The German commentators kept quiet for nearly the whole thing until suddenly the shot widened and we just hear with a German accent, "Oh, Miss Piggy"

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ceej @ceej.online · 07/02/2026

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

oh my god the count is here? he probably hates this game more than i do!

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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

if yall ain’t watching minnesota LAC summer league you’re not stuck at a bar with a big golf group of rich kids who absolutely suck BUT you also just missed the best sequence of basketball i’ve ever seen

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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

henry beer goes pretty hard

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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

ALL STARS RANKED BY HOF WORTHINESS, 2026 EDITION: TIER ONE: Was a hall famer a decade ago 1. Mike Trout 2. Justin Verlander TIER TWO: is inarguably a first ballot hall of famer right now 3. Shohei Ohtani 4. Aaron Judge 5. Freddie Freeman

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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

www.espn.com/nba/story/_/... i think tim sr has probably experienced a lot of real personal growth and has possibly even done more good than harm in a way that is pretty rare among public figures and also now he should shut up and never let anyone know about how stupid his first thought is

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Tim Hardaway Jr.: Prayers answered with deal to join Heat

The Heat formally introduced part of the family Wednesday, with Tim Hardaway Jr. getting his welcome-back-to-Miami news conference -- and getting handed a No. 10 Heat jersey, only this one with "Jr." after the family surname on the back.

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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

bro has never been blown a kiss on tv by a beautiful colombian woman? you’re supposed to say me gustan tus besos perro lamentablemente no tengo labios

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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

a butterfly but the middle is a dick. pretty cool

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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

getting trapped in a mine really fell off. does anyone else miss when guys used to get trapped in mines? are people too afraid to go in mines these days?

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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

i don’t think this can possibly be true but i have no idea evidence otherwise: i don’t think i’ve ever spoken to a british person. im almost 36. i lived in actual chicago for like 5 years. is there any way this is true? if it is, am i racist?!?

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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

submitted my AP CFB preseason ballot: 1. indiana 2. ohio state 3. notre dame 4. oregon 5. georgia 6. texas 7. miami 8. texas a&m 9. lsu 10. ole miss 11. michigan 12. usc 13. texas tech 14. byu 15. oklahoma 16. washington 17. missouri 18. alabama 19. smu 20. louisville

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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

watching people get mad at this game reminds me of when the bears lost the last game of the regular season before they went to the super bowl . it doesn’t matter. like truly, not at all.

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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

+2026 first + 2027 lotto protected

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