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kevin

@xpensivedfstips.bsky.social
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if you are here you’ve already won. i didn’t want you to click my name. you’re about to find out a bunch of embarrassing stuff about me.

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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 13h
the winds of change are SWIRLING as a guy comes back to philly that was already there
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
holy shit i knew they were good at baseball and rich, but also SMART?! how did they know this?!?
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
the weather outside can probably best be described as …orange? wtf is this i feel insane
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
sorry, had to post my extremely timely review of 27 dresses
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
this guy constantly stepping on his own dick. thank you seiya
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
awwww he’s offering to do the work and educate himself 💕
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
🤷🏻‍♂️
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
cfb prediction
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
heretics at espn refusing to finish the sentence: jesus made enough fish and bread to feed a village. it literally happened; they wrote it in the gospel. anyway, seems like a good shortstop
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
because she’s never seen how this works? he’d need like 1600 yards for them not to just give it to sayin
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
a little preview
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
from left to right: anton frondell, arty levshunov, patrick kane and tyler bertuzzi
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
+2026 first + 2027 lotto protected
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
watching every oscar best picture film i haven’t seen until i can’t take it anymore. first is wings. one of two silent films to win. this should be about 5 minutes
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
it’s june so you know i had to do my holiday movie ranks. i know i know, we’re all sick of my top slot
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
apologies to crawford, sharp, belfour and wilson but this was extremely easy
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
im sorry but this guy is paid to write. you fucked up your LEDE
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
sarah is shivering and drinking hot chocolate
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
thank you tik tok algo for getting me. but i don’t think ive appreciated in a while how psychotic it is that richards passed this puck lmao
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
half assed bored power rankings
1. Rams
2. Seahawks
3. Chargers
4. Patriots
5. 49ers
6. Bills
7. Ravens
8. Vikings
9. Texans
10. Broncos
11. Eagles
12. Chiefs
13. Lions
14. Bears
15. Packers
16. Jaguars
17. Cowboys
18. Bengals
19. Colts
20. Buccaneers
21. Steelers
22. Saints
23. Panthers
24. Giants
25. Commanders
26. Falcons
27. Browns
28. Titans
29. Raiders 
30. Jets
31. Dolphins
32. Cardinals
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
gotcha you little so and so. i hope we roster you over roschon but damn that’s a deep cut
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
which bear is this. got everyone else in this tik tok but im going crazy trying to place this one. best i got is maybe luther but they don’t take their helmets off very often!
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
they might as well have recommended nazi literature
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
yeah that’s right
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
totally random draw. the odds are off the charts!
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
this had to be top of mind
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
DO AS I SAY NOT AS I DO I AM GOING TO SMASH MY HEAD WITH A MALLET
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
never parlay independent events, kids. even if it’s just for fun. does this look fun to you?!?
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
🤷🏻‍♂️
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
you better sleep with one eye open you stupid mother fucker
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
jesus christ man.
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
i’m getting hit from all angles
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
well thanks lunardi, that would be really fuckin fair!
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
yes. a better question is will cronin fuck up the next two picks, and also, will they collectively let the (probably unanimous) defensive rookie of the year fall to fuckin 19
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
doing the NYT crossword and it occurred to me i cannot wait until super bowl LXXXVIII
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
i hate this fucking thing
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
killer
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
lmaooooo
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
spanish guy: what the fuck are calories? ….. ohhhhh you meant calorías!
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
i’m sorry, what?
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
yeah bitch i’m sure you do
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
who here knows the real reason i snapped on em
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
desperately trying to make instagram understand that there is no world in which i don’t already own this shirt
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
bro barney is fucking with you
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
donut shop proprietor and now….bobblehead?
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
numero uno
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kevin @xpensivedfstips.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
bitch, you posted about a cat 10 fucking minutes ago. shut your ass up.
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