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@xgemina.bsky.social
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I have but one head, and it's my life's goal to keep it upon my neck. Krasnovian veteran COYG! Numbers without context are worthless. Volume does not equal reason.

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xgemina.bsky.social @xgemina.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Got my updated flu & covid jabs today & made small talk while waiting. They were getting their 1st shingles shot & when I said why I was there, they warned me that vaccines are poison. Pointed out they're getting a vaccine. Nope, they're just getting a shot to keep from getting shingles.
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Compilation of Facepalm Moments
ALT: Compilation of Facepalm Moments
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Katherine @krzonca.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
putting your dog in a Man U jersey should qualify as animal abuse imo!
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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SpryOldLorax @spryoldlorax.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I mean...
@OrevaZSN  posted:

I saw a post on Reddit that said that "The underlying purpose of Al is to
allow wealth to access skill while removing from the skilled the ability to
access wealth." And I don't think I've ever seen Al described so incisively.
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xgemina.bsky.social @xgemina.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Just moved into a new apartment and my mom, trying to figure out a housewarming gift, asked if I had any china. Of course I do, mom.
The back of a Walmart brand plate. Text reads:
MAINSTAYS
Dishwasher & Microwave Safe
May become hot in microwave
MADE IN CHINA (Added by poster, the world China is underlined in red)
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
The Jetsons lied to us
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xgemina.bsky.social @xgemina.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
To all those that celebrate St. Totteringham's Day, Greetings #ARSENAL #ARS #TOTTERINGHAMDAY
Sign celebrating St. Totteringham's Day

A day of delight for all Arsenal fans.  Go Gunners!
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xgemina.bsky.social @xgemina.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
@trenchcrusade.bsky.social Something special in the mail today!
Picture of a very gorgeous Trench Crusade rules book.
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king's co-op bookstore @kingsbookstore.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
me, begging, tears in my eyes: please. please just tell me what the book is about. the plot. please 

a book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go Fuck Yourself
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Mike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
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xgemina.bsky.social @xgemina.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
A couple Hoplitissa showed up at my door today! @ironlily.bsky.social
Photo of Hoplitissa and shield pins designed by the one and only @ironlily.bsky.social
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xgemina.bsky.social @xgemina.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Screenshot of text 'I hate when people give generic advice like "take it one day at a time"  What else am I gonna do?  Skip Tuesday?  Can I?'
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xgemina.bsky.social @xgemina.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Hey, look what showed up at my door today! @tiffandevecomics.bsky.social @cheddarbacon.bsky.social
Picture of the graphic novel Weirding Hours and 3 art cards that came in the mail today!
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
If your reporting constantly tries to place your subject in the best possible light, you are not actually reporting on them -- you are doing their PR work for free.
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Fred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
A court that does not follow stare decisis and does not publish opinions not a court at all, but some arbitrary body unknown in Anglo-American tradition.
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I love the Winter Olympics let’s all get frostbite and fall down a mountain
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Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :)
Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :)
Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE'S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE
FLIP WITHOUT DYING??
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Summer Triathlon: Don't run too fast, you have to save your energy for a swim and a bike ride! :)
Winter Biathlon: I see you've been skiing for five miles now here's your gun
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Safely Endangered @safelyendangered.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
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Miles, knitting screaming agony werewolf @queermedieval.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
shoutout to tumblr user kleinergeist for this post which is going straight into my powerpoint for Grendel day in my monster class this week
A screenshot of a tumblr post from user kleinergeist, reading "Oh, so when YOU grab a Danish for a quick snack, it's a guilt-free, tasty little treat. But when I, Grendel,"
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 12/09/2025
Time to break out the chart
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Melanie Baker @melle.ca · 30/08/2025
I have been laughing at this joke all day. 🦉
Screenshot of a magnificent joke that says:

me: i heard you do a terrible owl impression

him: when

me: holy shit that is bad
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
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L.E. Harrison @leharrison.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
#Booksky #Readersky #Books #Reading
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 06/08/2025
Tweet: oh poor baby
do you need the robot to make you
pictures?
yeah?
do you need the bo-bot to
write you essay too? yeah ??? you can't do it?? you're a moron??
so do you need chat gpt to fuck your
wife ??
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bsb @blackshirtboy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Let's Keep Calling!
An image of a huge jackboot crushing a comic artist and a bunch of comic pages. The boot is marked by the logos for MasterCard, Visa, Paypal, and Stripe. Below the image there is text which reads: Don't let Payment Processors tell YOU what you can buy! It is not a payment processor's role to decide what kind of content you can or cannot spend money on, so long as it is a legal transaction. Fight back against the unjust policies hurting artists and creators online!

https://yellat.money/
https://stop-paypros.neocities.org/
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 11/07/2025
Finally a version of the story with a role that suits me :) By Martin Rosner. www.instagram.com/p/C37uorko1nJ/
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
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xgemina.bsky.social @xgemina.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Why do I work? I have a severe addiction to food and shelter.
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Kodansha USA @kodansha.us · 30/05/2025
🎉Big news! We've extended the Twilight Out of Focus Box Set giveaway until 6/6/25! The rules are simple: ✅ Follow us ♥️ Like this new post ▶️ Reshare it Re-shared the previous post? You're are already entered! Pre-Order today & get your box set 6/17: www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/781136...
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Darryl Mott @gamerstavernshow.com · 04/06/2025
Screenshot of two tweets from user @soggywhitebread Velveteen Eyes. The first says “People who think we need ‘straight pride parades’ or ‘white history month’ are kinda like people who look at handicapped spaces and say ‘Why don’t I get something like that, huh?’…” The second says “They don’t care why it exists, they don’t care that they get the whole parking lot, they’re just mad that there’s 4 spaces in front of of the Walmart that aren’t just for them.”
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Delaney King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Whenever I see RFK Jr talking I just expect him to ask for sugar in water.
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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
As found on FB, a post by Father Nathan Monk: You are about to watch the whole world respect a chosen name. It's that easy. <3
screencap of a FB post by Father Nathan Monk
text: You are about to watch the whole world respect a chosen name. It's that easy.
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xgemina.bsky.social @xgemina.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
To all that celebrate!
Happy St Totteringham's Day!
An Arsenal celebration - Go Gunners!
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Pat Bagley @bagleycartoons.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
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xgemina.bsky.social @xgemina.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
No one beats Arsenal like Arsenal.
Man labeled Arsenal attacking another man labeled Arsenal with a pipe labeled Arsenal.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 09/10/2024
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