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xgemina.bsky.social @xgemina.bsky.social · 6h

To make it a non "Luxury apartment" just replace the stainless steel appliances with white Hotpoint ones.

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xgemina.bsky.social @xgemina.bsky.social · 23h

The water enhancer market is wild.

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xgemina.bsky.social @xgemina.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Meri, the furry sleep mask is proper payment for letting your thigh be used as a pillow.

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xgemina.bsky.social @xgemina.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

All this time I thought Torvald was a single class necromancer. Didn't realise he was a mulit-classed as a pedantmancer too.

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xgemina.bsky.social @xgemina.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

There is a bit of a ritual. But instead of a 'bell, book, and candle' there is the 'kettle, tea, and mug.' Under Interests & Hobbies:

Screenshot from my Amazon Interests & Hobbies
"Drinks tea as a daily ritual"

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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

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xgemina.bsky.social @xgemina.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Wait, wait, it's possible to cry less in the shower?

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xgemina.bsky.social @xgemina.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Otti clearly thinks that Asi's triceps are just as tasty as tri-tips.

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xgemina.bsky.social @xgemina.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

As you can see from the picture; the debates over candy corn have begun.

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xgemina.bsky.social @xgemina.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab.

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xgemina.bsky.social @xgemina.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Do you start sketching with paper or is it straight to digital?

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xgemina.bsky.social @xgemina.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If you like pancakes, does that mean you hate waffles?

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xgemina.bsky.social @xgemina.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Also Arby's: We accept Klarna or you can talk to one of our loan officers if you would like to finance the curly fries and jalapeno poppers.

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xgemina.bsky.social @xgemina.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Meredith can't possibly be an Ojou. There's an obvious lack of drill hair.

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xgemina.bsky.social @xgemina.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

お誕生日おめでとうございます。

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xgemina.bsky.social @xgemina.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

LOL. I'm going with 'you little twerp.' Twerp doesn't get used enough these days. 🤣 And that sounds like something Becket would say.

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xgemina.bsky.social @xgemina.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Trevor, you know water isn't the only liquid that could be used to put out a fire.

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xgemina.bsky.social @xgemina.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Meri's just picking her battles. She knows she'll pet the lil' fuzz butt later.

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xgemina.bsky.social @xgemina.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

And now I regret stopping at Star scout.

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xgemina.bsky.social @xgemina.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The nape has been freed! Success!

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xgemina.bsky.social @xgemina.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

You've heard of The Safety Dance? Well, this is the pancake version.

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xgemina.bsky.social @xgemina.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

That's right, Meri. Floof the fluff. You're the boss! You give the scritches and headpats!

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xgemina.bsky.social @xgemina.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Ref-kun should 'acquire' another chainsword for his goat bestie.

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xgemina.bsky.social @xgemina.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

HAHA, I knew it! Just surprised Lilith resisted as long as she did. Her willpower must be over 9000!

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xgemina.bsky.social @xgemina.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I'm a little surprised that Lilith isn't offering to pop Sam's face like a roll of bubble wrap.

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xgemina.bsky.social @xgemina.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Too late. And they were tasty too.

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xgemina.bsky.social @xgemina.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This is one of them reverse thingamajigger deals, ain't it? Still, headpats are a true panacea! Sixty percent of the time, it works every time!

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xgemina.bsky.social @xgemina.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

You aren't the boss of me!* *With consent, of course.

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xgemina.bsky.social @xgemina.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

EFL Cup and EFL Trophy are different competitions. Cup is EPL and EFL Championship, League 1 and 2. Trophy is EFL League 1 and 2 and U21/Academy teams from the Championship and EPL. Carabao has the sponsorship of the EFL Cup through 2029.

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xgemina.bsky.social @xgemina.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Got my updated flu & covid jabs today & made small talk while waiting. They were getting their 1st shingles shot & when I said why I was there, they warned me that vaccines are poison. Pointed out they're getting a vaccine. Nope, they're just getting a shot to keep from getting shingles.

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xgemina.bsky.social @xgemina.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Someone should tell her that scritching her local orange felinid behind the ears reduces stress.

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xgemina.bsky.social @xgemina.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

You know what's the most disappointing thing about a Manchester Derby? Someone's getting points.

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xgemina.bsky.social @xgemina.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

She's the fruit filling between two sweet cookies.

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xgemina.bsky.social @xgemina.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

It'll be fine... They love me at the local cosmetology school. My hair grows so quickly that any mistakes are grown out in couple weeks so the students get plenty of chances.

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xgemina.bsky.social @xgemina.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Who will speak for the flowers? Giant-ass scorpion will!

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xgemina.bsky.social @xgemina.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Sad, but probably true. But, it'd also be funny because it would mean Scott Jennings got edged out.

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xgemina.bsky.social @xgemina.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

How did you know I live on the ground floor?!

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