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Cousin Skeeter.

@xandyman.bsky.social
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Functional lunatic.

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Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I’ve decided that Sisqó is the male Fantasia. I will not be explaining further.
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The Not Chaotic Cherub 😇 @biensur-jetaime.blacksky.app · 17/02/2026
Reminding myself that as long as I'm moving in the right direction it doesn't matter how fast I go or how big or small my steps are. Every inch and every minute gets me where I'm going.
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Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
music.apple.com/us/album/kev...
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Kevin's Heart by J. Cole on Apple Music
Song · 2018 · Duration 3:20
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Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
😛
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Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
DJ Play A Love Song ❤️‍🔥
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Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Yk I just had to shout out a fellow V-Day baby! Happy birthday, twin! Do your big one today, and do it with LOVE ❤️‍🔥
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a cartoon of a man and a woman with the words wonder twin powers activate
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Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
type shit #vday26 💕
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♌️ 🦁 Your Fav Leo 🐝 💛 @therealczezre.blacksky.app · 14/02/2026
Happy birthday 🎉
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Jaymar Thee Author @jaymarjackson.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy Birthday handsome 😘
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Supreme 🐦‍🔥✨👑 @sag-healer.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy birthday!! 🥳😉✨💙
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COLTRANE @jesuisdarius.me · 14/02/2026
Happy birthday handsome.
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*Redacted* @yourunclepino.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy Birthday!!! 🫶🏾
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SWÉCRED @justsway.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy birthdayy!! 🎉🎈☺️
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IᗰᑭᗩᖇTIᗩᒪ ᕼEᗩTᕼEᑎ 😈 @impartialheathn.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy Birthday 🎉
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Lawrence Thee Stallion @notorioushim.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy birthday
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Tae @taetachip.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy Birthday!!! 🎈🎊
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Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I said freeze, hoe! Now tell me happy birthday and say it cute. *accepting: tips, premium memes, EBT, cute dog photos & [moisturized] 🦶🏾 🕳️🍆🍑 nudes all day*
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Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
“It’s the thuggish ruggish bOOooonnee”
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Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Bro said:
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Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Being born on Valentines Day is very ass. 2 out of 5 stars. Do not recommend.
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Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
type shit #vday26 💕
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Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I went outside to touch grass.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
DON'T you swear at me, you little shit! I am your mother! You understand? All I do is worry and slave and defend you, and all I get back is that fucking face on your face! So full of disdain and resentment and always so annoyed! Well, now the Dow is over 50,000! And you will be appreciative!
Toni Colette in hereditary
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Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
#BlackHistoryMonth
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Good Time @poohbear92.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
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bdeb37 @bdeb37.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
That thing you’re putting off could be the gateway to all you desire. Go do it.
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christopher 🇨🇷🇯🇲 #WAWG @astonblake.blacksky.app · 11/02/2026
😶
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Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Watching Forensic Files for reassurance that being single and unmarried beats choosing your future murderer as a spouse. Embarrassing and ghetto.
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Patrick, Not Pat @patricknotpat.blacksky.app · 01/01/2026
Please read more this year y’all. FULL books. Non-fiction and novels! Please please.
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ɪᴍᴍᴀɴᴜᴇʟ ᴋᴜɴᴛ @soberthots.blacksky.app · 05/01/2026
may the spirit of procrastination leave my body this year.
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Written by Uju ✍🏽 @writtenbyuju.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Listen …
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Supreme 🐦‍🔥✨👑 @sag-healer.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Today drained me 😫😫😫
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Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
03/09/25 Vs. 01/04/26
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Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Been a while.
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Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Missy + 702 collabs are all insane ❤️‍🔥
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Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I’ll finally have a solid answer to “what radicalized you?”
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Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
My meat be tinglinggggg when y’all post pics in fishnets and thigh highs and shit 🤤
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Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
See, no. Bc should any of those be the case is being annoying and impatient gonna get you a response any quicker? You better go sit down.
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Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Failure to speak up when people hurt you is teaching them to do it again.
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Koh The Nutt Stealer @gregathus88.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Whenever people send me that I literally tell them to calm down.
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ֆȶ.ʀɨɖɨռɢɦօօɖ 🔮 @saintridinghood.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I’ll be “???” To Satan too fym 💀💀
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SoloTheReaper 😈🎃 @bigsonotthelilone.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Legit hate that shit with a passion lol
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Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Also why are niggas still going out their way to still use “koo” and “coo.” in place of cool? That’s a fetch that never happened. Y’all are adults and this isn’t AIM. Let’s spell our age.
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Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Last year was about mental health wealth. 2025 is about financial abundance and looking good naked.
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Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
It’s a Paramore kind of morning.
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Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
People who send “???” because they didn’t get a response quick enough can go to hell
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Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
The concept of healing is so powerful and divine. It’s a force that exists in all of us way beyond what our bodies can do. Tap in.
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🖤 #WAWG @sirvonchilds.blacksky.app · 04/03/2025
I tend to take long naps. For example, my naps during the day could be between 3 to 4 hours. People think I’ve abandoned them whenever I don’t respond within that time frame because how long I sleep. I need yall niggas to calm down. I’m just sleeping. 😒
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Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Um no I need to hear my would-be murderers tryna make their entry. Y’all wanna end up on Forensic Files so bad
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