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christopher 🇨🇷🇯🇲 #WAWG

@astonblake.blacksky.app
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christopher 🇨🇷🇯🇲 #WAWG @astonblake.blacksky.app · 15h
Minnie don’t burn chicken
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christopher 🇨🇷🇯🇲 #WAWG @astonblake.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
Gospel music has gone too far!!! They’ve gotten too radical with their message
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Angry Lady
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christopher 🇨🇷🇯🇲 #WAWG @astonblake.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
Niggas, an outlier, and a Latino for funsies
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christopher 🇨🇷🇯🇲 #WAWG @astonblake.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026
Emotionally investing in folks who aren’t investing back will leave you emotionally bankrupt 📩
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Keenen Ivory Wayans: Message!
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Mega Thee Tron @valarmordollars.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It don't take a whole day to recognize sunshine
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Blacksky Algorithms @blackskyweb.xyz · 23/09/2026
🎉 Acorn is officially open. You can now create a space for your community on the open social web - no wait required. acorn.blacksky.community
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Rico, hausfatha of WAWG & short king CEO 🧞✨ @epereza22.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
😂😂😂
A handwritten note. 

To Whom It May Concern:

Christopher is a joy to have in my class! Please let me know if you have any questions. 

— Mr. A.
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christopher 🇨🇷🇯🇲 #WAWG @astonblake.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
Having a puppy confirms I wouldn’t hit my kids. I yelled at Sundae and now I wanna cry.
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christopher 🇨🇷🇯🇲 #WAWG @astonblake.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
Lowkey this is why I'd wanna be an I/O psychologist. Sit in on the complaints, tell them exactly what's causing the turnover, recommend something like onsite daycare, and collect $400K while they ignore me anyway.
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christopher 🇨🇷🇯🇲 #WAWG @astonblake.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
Happy butt day! 😈🍑 Free the cheeks!
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christopher 🇨🇷🇯🇲 #WAWG @astonblake.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
Guess who’s on punishment and won’t be playing with any of her toys tonight? 👀
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christopher 🇨🇷🇯🇲 #WAWG @astonblake.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
I’m so tired
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christopher 🇨🇷🇯🇲 #WAWG @astonblake.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
Blunt lit, puppy chillin, and the Black family is winning on Family Feud 🧘🏽‍♂️
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christopher 🇨🇷🇯🇲 #WAWG @astonblake.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
You know what’s wild? Noticing print somewhere you’re not supposed to - like in a commercial or at church 😮‍💨
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christopher 🇨🇷🇯🇲 #WAWG @astonblake.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
Let the 2012 gays tell it and they were nutting and squirting - meanwhile your anal cavity was just in distress.
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christopher 🇨🇷🇯🇲 #WAWG @astonblake.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
There are scores of saved aunties who think Tyler Perry and Donnie McClurkin are straight men who just haven’t found the right Christian woman yet.
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JAYMIN™ @nxmyxj.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tyler Perry playing a straight man will never not be funny to me.
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christopher 🇨🇷🇯🇲 #WAWG @astonblake.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
Me: *tries new puppy food* Sundae:
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christopher 🇨🇷🇯🇲 #WAWG @astonblake.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
There's a Gospel of Judas where Jesus asks him to do it. Apparently Judas wasn't a traitor and Jesus asked him to do it. The church rejected it in the 100s AD and didn’t make the final draft of the Bible; we only got it back in 2006.
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christopher 🇨🇷🇯🇲 #WAWG @astonblake.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026
I’ll start: Chris Rock
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christopher 🇨🇷🇯🇲 #WAWG @astonblake.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026
With the tongue curl 😩
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Cough Choke
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christopher 🇨🇷🇯🇲 #WAWG @astonblake.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026
Happy birthday @astoldbynai.blacksky.app!!!
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christopher 🇨🇷🇯🇲 #WAWG @astonblake.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026
I feel all cats are homophobic. Y’all be hunchin in front of them and I just know they be like “ugh look at these faggots”
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christopher 🇨🇷🇯🇲 #WAWG @astonblake.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026
One!
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christopher 🇨🇷🇯🇲 #WAWG @astonblake.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
Happy bday eve! 🌹💙
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christopher 🇨🇷🇯🇲 #WAWG @astonblake.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
Gonna come out to my dog today..kinda nervous.
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christopher 🇨🇷🇯🇲 #WAWG @astonblake.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
About me:
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christopher 🇨🇷🇯🇲 #WAWG @astonblake.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
Sorry I haven’t been active as much on here. Now that I’m a single parent, fatherhood has completely absorbed all of my time 😩🖤
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christopher 🇨🇷🇯🇲 #WAWG @astonblake.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
The minute this goes through, Atlanta will officially be the new Hollywood. 🫨🤯
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Paramount to Leave California According to L.A. Mayor Office, CA A.G., Sources
Internal discussions in the Los Angeles Mayor's Office and the California Attorney General's Office were told Paramount would announce it was leaving California, but there's a twist ... sources tell T...
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christopher 🇨🇷🇯🇲 #WAWG @astonblake.blacksky.app · 09/09/2026
Happy #HumpDay y’all 👀🍑🤤
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christopher 🇨🇷🇯🇲 #WAWG @astonblake.blacksky.app · 13/09/2026
Y’all… I’m officially a dog dad 😭🖤 Meet my little Mini Poodle. She’s 10 weeks old and already has me wrapped around her paw. Her current name is Sundae, but I need better options. Drop names! 🐩🐾🖤
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christopher 🇨🇷🇯🇲 #WAWG @astonblake.blacksky.app · 13/09/2026
After a month with no haircut 😩🙌🏽
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🦅Shenellica Bettencourt 🦅 @birdmandaflyest.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026
Also if yo Black ass was out here killing the planet and making me sweat my ass off this week making them damn 80s AI pictures, I better see you up in this 80s WAWG shindig tonight!!!
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christopher 🇨🇷🇯🇲 #WAWG @astonblake.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026
The day after 9/11, I pushed a kid for making fun of my braces. He fell and started crying. I got suspended for terrorism. It even said it on the paper. They literally called me a terrorist since that was everyone’s new favorite word.
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christopher 🇨🇷🇯🇲 #WAWG @astonblake.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026
Lem’n
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christopher 🇨🇷🇯🇲 #WAWG @astonblake.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026
Movie theaters with majority Black audiences >>>>>
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christopher 🇨🇷🇯🇲 #WAWG @astonblake.blacksky.app · 11/09/2026
🖤 @thatwriterdeezy.bsky.social @proud-negro84.bsky.social @astoldbynai.blacksky.app @4everbowleggz83.me @brilliantbeeh.blacksky.app’s legs I think
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christopher 🇨🇷🇯🇲 #WAWG @astonblake.blacksky.app · 11/09/2026
*Sighs WAWG-ly*
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christopher 🇨🇷🇯🇲 #WAWG @astonblake.blacksky.app · 11/09/2026
Whew, good thing my name is Aston Blake
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christopher 🇨🇷🇯🇲 #WAWG @astonblake.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026
I’m so devastated, y’all 😭😩 Found out Hazel - the dog I was supposed to get my future Frenchie puppy from - isn’t pregnant after all. I had already mentally entered my dog dad era and started planning EVERYTHING. *slowly removes puppy supplies from Amazon cart*
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AJ, The Pocket Papi! @aj549.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026
Dick card go crazy 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
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christopher 🇨🇷🇯🇲 #WAWG @astonblake.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026
Would you look at that, it’s #TDT already 👀🍆😈
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christopher 🇨🇷🇯🇲 #WAWG @astonblake.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026
#nowplaying #boredinclass #iphone4s #missingmysidekick
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Bring It Back by Travis Porter on Apple Music
Song · 2011 · Duration 3:36
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christopher 🇨🇷🇯🇲 #WAWG @astonblake.blacksky.app · 09/09/2026
My family watches this every thanksgiving and no one knows why 😭
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Homosexoise! 🤠 #WAWG @kingofdskreets.blacksky.app · 09/09/2026
So I guess the Chinese-Jamaican woman (with two Asian parents) I spoke to the other day was a Black woman as well. Get the fuck out of here!
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christopher 🇨🇷🇯🇲 #WAWG @astonblake.blacksky.app · 09/09/2026
Happy #HumpDay y’all 👀🍑🤤
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christopher 🇨🇷🇯🇲 #WAWG @astonblake.blacksky.app · 09/09/2026
Look, can I properly hang up on people again with the iPhone Duo? Nothing more satisfying than some bullshit being ended by CLACK!! 😮‍💨 🚬
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christopher 🇨🇷🇯🇲 #WAWG @astonblake.blacksky.app · 09/09/2026
Let’s all agree to buy and read @thatwriterdeezy.bsky.social’s book as a family when it releases 💙
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christopher 🇨🇷🇯🇲 #WAWG @astonblake.blacksky.app · 09/09/2026
Post like it’s 2011: High af playing temple run <3
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christopher 🇨🇷🇯🇲 #WAWG @astonblake.blacksky.app · 08/09/2026
Me thinking about Dolly today 😭
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