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Sam Burns

@wysiwyg88.bsky.social
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Actor, Audiobook Narrator, Roleplayer, Occasional Philosopher, Sardonic Witmeister. Twitter Refugee He/Him. spotlight.com/0135-1277-3997 Ko-Fi - ko-fi.com/samburns14534

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Dirk Maggs @dirkmaggs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’d love to see where the voice actors’ contracts freely allow this little wheeze.
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Angus Dunican @angusdunican.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So incredibly here for this once in a fucking lifetime deployment of this joke
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Sam Burns @wysiwyg88.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Are you an artist, performer, reviewer, video essayist, politcal activist, artisan or so many other things that touch and enrich people's lives? Irrelevant as compared to the ability you have en masse to persuade people to by things as far as the people who coined the term "influencer" are concerned
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Angus Dunican @angusdunican.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I am beyond broke and a complete and total fucking NOBODY and I told my agent ‘no thank you’ (RE: another recent Potter project) so if I can, literally anyone can.
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Taeshul @taeshul.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
www.podbean.com/ew/pb-ed7bf-... @wysiwyg88.bsky.social @elliesparrowart.bsky.social 😁
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Episode Thirty One: Jimothy!
It's Jimothy! Each week on Flintlocks and Fireballs, join actors Robbie Bellekom (as Scamp), Sam Burns (as Corzin Horhace) and Ellie Sparrow (as Celestia Stardust) with Dungeon Master Jason Phelps for...
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 12/07/2026
If you live your life in such a way that other people will be safer when you die--that they would have more food, health care, be less likely to be killed in a war or by a gun at school or home...did you forget you were going to die someday? Whatever you believe, the balance always comes due.
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Sam Burns @wysiwyg88.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Sometimes everybody in the acting industry wonders "Is this worth it? Do I really have a chance of building the career I want?" I didn't set out to fail (and I haven't yet) but if I do I will have failed doing something I love, enjoy and which brings me deep fulfilment. I can live with that.
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amy forest @amyforest.pds.pub.moe · 31/03/2026
I got banned from twitter in 2023 for this drawing. They called it "violent speech". It had over 40K likes and too many comments for me to read before my ban, but I still see it floating around here and there. Save a copy, and use it freely. No attribution needed. Love u #transdayofvisibility #tdov
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Jim Johnson @ineti.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Just rewatched #StarTrekStarfleetAcademy “Ko’Zeine” last night. If only more people in this world spoke more hard truths like these characters. Great stuff.
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Emily Carding @emilycarding.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Another epic #TheKeyofDreams show done, with a new ending led by our audience's amazing ideas! Next chance to explore mysteries with us is May and then not until September so be sure to book soon 🖤💙 #immersiveexperience #immersive #immersivetheatre #Lovecraft #weirdfiction
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Awkward Pigeon Theatre @awkwardtheatre.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
CALL OUT: DEVON COMMUNITY AND MENTAL HEALTH CHARITIES Awkward Pigeon Theatre Company is developing a new dark comedy, Just Be, written by Teignmouth playwright Alex King and highly commended by the National Theatre.
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Seán Ferrick @seanferrick.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Don't ever take this site or anything it publishes seriously. It is actively looking to hire people who hate Starfleet Academy to write about it. As of 8 pm on 10.3.2026, this is live on LinkedIn. Ask me again why I think the anti-SFA sentiment is manufactured. #StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy
A job offering by Giant Freaking Robot to hire a freelance writer who hates Starfleet Academy to write hate articles about the show
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Robin Hayward 🌳 🏳️‍⚧️ @canopyrobin.com · 01/03/2026
Still can't believe that literally none of these sold 😅
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Mark Thomas @markthomasinfo.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Labour’s response, ‘We have to do the things people hate us for faster’. And they have
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Seán Ferrick @seanferrick.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
There is a line in an upcoming episode of #StarfleetAcademy that hits particularly close to the chest at the moment: 'There has been a tragedy. Don't compound it with ignorance.' Star Trek, on the ball as usual #StarTrek
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Sam Burns @wysiwyg88.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
The first step to creating a future better than the present is being able to imagine it and believe it can happen. Next and equally as important, is insuring you are alive to live in it.
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The Edge of Midnight @eomproject.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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Sam Burns @wysiwyg88.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
If you are dyslexic, an actor or know someone who is, this might be of interest to you. ko-fi.com/post/Being-A...
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Liisa Lee @liisalee.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I'm never going to judge actors for their process, or how long they take to get to a scene, because we all have a different availability to our vulnerability. That's the journey sometimes, and the high. But if you're mean to the cast or crew,... then you're just a jerk.
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Jowol | Marionette VTuber 📦🎀 @porcelainmaid.gg · 24/12/2025
To the influx of artists and people about to join in from another stupid move by shitty bird app, actually use this place. Genuinely, if you just make an account and leave, then there's no point. Try to post here whenever you can.
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Sam Burns @wysiwyg88.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Stave 5 of A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens. ko-fi.com/post/A-Chris... If you enjoyed these please share them with anyone you think would enjoy it. You can tip via my Ko-Fi page if you are in a position to do so. All gratefully received.
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Sam Burns @wysiwyg88.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Stave 4 of A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens. ko-fi.com/post/A-Chris... All previous parts are available from the Ko-Fi link in my bio.
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Sam Burns @wysiwyg88.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Stave 3 of A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens. ko-fi.com/post/A-Chris... Follow the link in my bio for all previous parts. (Or just you know, scroll back a bit. You do you.)
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Sam Burns @wysiwyg88.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Stave 2 of A Chistmas Carol by Charles Dickens. ko-fi.com/post/A-Chris... All previous and future posts will be available from the link in my bio.
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Sam Burns @wysiwyg88.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Excited to share with you all the first part of my audio version of A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens. ko-fi.com/post/A-Chris... The next part will be released tomorrow and every day up to Christmas day. Its entirely free but if you wish to leave a tip all donations are gratefully received.
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Sam Burns @wysiwyg88.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
The thing I hate the most about the term influencer is that it's not 100% an inaccurate description of what they do, but it does reveal the callous brutal distain for everything else they do as part of their job. Their only value to some is seen in who they can influence and to what extent.
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Sam Burns @wysiwyg88.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Has anyone ever considered what the fact we've gamified avoiding certain songs at this time of year means about the cultural ubiquity and over saturation of them?
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Sam Burns @wysiwyg88.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Far too much to say to fit in even a thread. Big shout out to @elliesparrowart.bsky.social If you would like to see more of Ellie's art please check out their Facebook page www.facebook.com/elliesparrow... All their other links are here: www.elliesparrowart.com/all-the-links
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L. A. Cunningham @laurcunn.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
www.audible.ca/pd/Points-of...
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Points of Villainy/Points of Virtue
Check out this great listen on Audible.ca. In an alternate London, 16 ordinary people living 16 ordinary lives are about to experience one catastrophic and paranormal event. For weeks there have been ...
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 11/10/2025
When we live through difficult times it can be easy to succumb to despair, to see nothing but darkness on the horizon. But one day, in happier times, songs will be sung of those who persevered. Strive to be sung about as one who brought hope, as one who carried light over that horizon.
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Sam Burns @wysiwyg88.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
I think we've been doing "to read" book piles all wrong this whole time. They are books you proportedly want to read but so often we despair that they never get smaller only larger. But consider, if you ever did get to the end of your "to read" pile what would you do? 1/2
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 22/08/2025
You will commit an act of bravery tomorrow. It may seem small, maybe even insignificant to you. It may be that nobody but you ever knows it happened. But you will do something that requires you to push past your fears, and you will know it. That is no small thing. Celebrate it.
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Jenny @bluebox99.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
“Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.” Marcel Proust
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Sam Burns @wysiwyg88.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I've said it before but I'll say it again. The internet has an unhealthy aversion to change of any kind. If you fear change in and of itself you aren't appreciating the moment enough. Change is inevitable. Some of it will be good some bad but without it we stagnate.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I didn’t realize that the “hi hungry, I’m dad” dad joke has a deeper meaning, which is “please politely ask me for what you actually want instead of just announcing a problem to me.” “Dad, I’m hungry.” “Hi hungry, I’m Dad.” “🙄 Could you please make me something to eat?” “And how hard was that??”
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Caesar Ink - Doomsong 🔜 Spru Con @caesar-ink.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
If you haven't heard already, the Doomsong TTRPG has been nominated for three ENnie awards! The organiserts have also updated the link to one that, y'know, works! Vote now, and make sure to hit Doomsong up for: - BEST SETTING - BEST LAYOUT - BEST PRODUCT vote.ennie-awards.com/vote/2025
Voting is now open. Doomsong has been nominated for Best Setting, Best Layout, and Product of the Year. Caesar Ink has been nominated for the fan award for Best Publisher.

Also there's a picture of a three headed rat vomiting up smaller rats. It's pretty sick.

VOTE NOW
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I know it's reductive and unhelpful to say that if you're upsetting bastards, you're probably doing ok, but in the case of Greta Thunberg in recent hours (and always tbh) she's only upsetting people you should set your moral barometer to oppose.
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Ute Orgassa @uteorgassa.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
I had lovely experiences with @shortwavebooks.bsky.social , @infestedpublishing.bsky.social , and @cateyepress.bsky.social , among others. And their catalogues speak for themselves.
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Caesar Ink - Doomsong 🔜 Spru Con @caesar-ink.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
We are praying to our dead God that Doomsong: Lord Have Mercy Upon Us wins the People's Choice Award at UKGE... If that doesn't work, we would love it if any of you at the convention could pop over to hall 4 or vote for us in the UKGE app! Vote today! #Doomsong #UKGE
Three priests praying to the public for votes. Lord Have Mercy Upon Is displayed in Hall 4!
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Aaron J. Waltke @goodaaron.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Addressing climate change is not a “pass/fail” scenario. It is a process of mitigating severity that will happen in our lifetimes. Saying “it’s over, do whatever you want” is both foolhardy and literally incorrect. We can always make a difference — and will continue to do so.
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a cartoon drawing of a woman in a kitchen holding a tea kettle
Alt: a cartoon drawing of a woman in a kitchen holding a tea kettle solar punk world
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Hannah Barbera's entire output was just "what if an animal had a hat"
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Sam Burns @wysiwyg88.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Lukewarm take but the reason Andor is more popular with a certain vocal section of the Star Wars community than an 8 button wirelees mouse with tits is that its the first piece of Star Wars media in a while whose target audience is older than 12 and most of the fandom is these days. #Andor
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Angus Dunican @angusdunican.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Man…was talking Wagner on here earlier with @sarahgailbrand.com and - my God - this is how you start a Goddamn movie.
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
"Your boos mean nothing, I've seen what makes you cheer" is way too hard a line to be from Rick and Morty.
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Grandiloquent Word of the Day @grandiloquentwords.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Sisyphean [sis-uh-FEE-uhn] (adj.) - Extremely difficult to the point of futility. - Relating to Sisyphus, king of ancient Corinth. Used in a sentence: “The struggle to keep these third graders in their seats and focused on their studies is downright Sisyphean!”
Grandiloquent Word of the Day logo - Sepia-toned graphic with a baroque Victorian typeface and an engraving of Sisyphus pushing the rock up the hill.
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Grey DeLisle @greydelisle.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I love playing for a non-binary audience because even if only one person shows up you can still say, “THEY LOVED US!!!”.
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Cygnet Theatre @cygnettheatreuk.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Cabaret Evening 📅 25th April 2025 🕐 7:30PM 🎟 www.wegottickets.com/CygnetTheatre #exeter #devon #cygnettheatre #theatre #drama #cabaret #fyp
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Some of the first art humanity made was pornographic. The oldest stories that are still told are sexual. It is Shamhat, a sacred prostitute, who civilizes Enkidu in the epic of Gilgamesh. Sex work is ancient. Sex is fundamentally human. It's no 'filthier' than any other human pursuit or endeavor.
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